You'll never hear <insert poster name> post that!

6th

Ok so the typical poster post thread was great but how about we look at the type of things some people will never say:

Whitewashman: Sorry, I was a bit harsh.

Ruu: *** off you ****ing **** sucker!

Coolsmileygirl: Actually, I have a headache, sorry.

SexyD4lady: I just bought a lovely 3 bed in Tallaght.

Monkeyfudge: monkeys meh, now dolphins theres a great creature!

Spark-S: Jesus, Elishas looking a little aged.


So we should get a few pages of good ones before it goes downhill.

*Edit: Just noticed the other one was moved to TT. Mods can this stay here until it starts to go off the rails?

Beruthiel

amp I sincerely apologise, I did not mean to call you a stupid fcuk.

6th

Beruthiel: fcuk the charter! it's a load of me bollix!

Dragan

Pighead : Well i feel that.......

6th

Grimes: I deserved that ban so you wont hear me complaining.

Mysteria: Book deal? no thank you.

CreepingDeath: (in PI) Sometimes i just feel so angry, all i really want is someone to hold me!

Agamemnon

6th: The paranormal? Load of rubbish if you ask me.

FlutterinBantam: Your personal hygiene is of a very high standard, as is mine.

biko

Karl Hungus You know, I'd prefer Paddy to Midleton whiskey any day

Beruthiel

sand The french are wonderful, friendly people and I couldn't agree more with their lefty, liberal ways

Degsy

Dragan:Crossfit?never heard of it!:D

6th

Faith: Book 7? I'm not that pushed about it Harry Potter is overrated.

Grimes: Maybe I should have gone to TCD instead, UCD isn't all that great.

Karl Hungus

biko wrote:

Karl Hungus You know, I'd prefer Paddy to Midleton whiskey any day

Holy jebus what a horrible thought! :eek:

connundrum

Mike65: <more than 2 sentences>



James

Sleepy

DeVore Meh, poker's a pretty boring game. I prefer blackjack.

takola

Tar.Aldarion Meh, Avril Lavigne isn't really all that. I much prefer Jessica Simpson!

projectmayhem

takola i think i'm going to stop posting in the cukoo's nest now

The Hill Billy

PullMyFinger: Don't you just love taxi drivers? A great bunch of lads - honest as the day is long.

Sleepy

Beruthiel: Nope, I'm fine, no more vodka for me.

Beruthiel

Sleepy wrote:

Beruthiel: Nope, I'm fine, no more vodka for me.

sleepy I'm quite certain that if I write Kim Jong Il a letter complaining about his naughty behaviour, he'll turn over a new leaf - one man can make a difference!

Ruu_Old

6th wrote:

Ok so the typical poster post thread was great but how about we look at the type of things some people will never say:

Whitewashman: Sorry, I was a bit harsh.

Ruu: *** off you ****ing **** sucker!

Coolsmileygirl: Actually, I have a headache, sorry.

SexyD4lady: I just bought a lovely 3 bed in Tallaght.

Monkeyfudge: monkeys meh, now dolphins theres a great creature!

Spark-S: Jesus, Elishas looking a little aged.


So we should get a few pages of good ones before it goes downhill.

*Edit: Just noticed the other one was moved to TT. Mods can this stay here until it starts to go off the rails?

Very good. I'm going to be brave.

Cloud: I've had it! Fix it yourself, you shower of whinging cúnts!

6th

Ruu wrote:

Very good. I'm going to be brave.

Cloud: I've had it! Fix it yourself, you shower of whinging cúnts!

Excellent, I decided to play safe and not do that one.

Femelade

Kiera I must say i have to agree with CSG on that one....

Ruu_Old

when hell freezes over, Femmy! Another controversial one.

bubbles: I'm sorry for all my sins. *cry*

Femelade

rb_ie There's a search function?

Terry

Ruu I'm going to leave this thread here.

r3nu4l

biko Galway is such a hole, I'm sick of it! I'm moving to Dublin where the people are great and the craic is truly mighty.

Havok:I was being serious when I sent the death threat to amp.

connundrum

Femmy: I love all Dublin people, every single last one of em!

Sjones: I'm bald me. As a coot.

WWM: Look at my fantastic use of The Capital Letter Family. Hell, I may start doing this the whole time. Yay!

Kiera: Right lads, I am out of here, got get tarted up for a wild night on the razz with CSG. We have a bet going to see which one can bag a ride in the jaxx first.

CSG: No can do I am afraid, I promised Mumsie I would attend evening mass with her, after mass I will be talking to wayward teen's about the importance of saving oneself for marriage.


This could be fun.. more fun than a poke in the eye anyways

Unearthly

Tunaman - Bin Laden is a terrorist

irlrobins

julep wrote:

Ruu I'm going to leave this thread here.

Spoke too soon I think.

stevenmu

6th: Look at me, I've gone a whole thread without having a go at Mysteria.

Kulgan

DonkeyStyle \o/ : I can understand where those scumbags are coming from!

6th

stevenmu wrote:

6th: Look at me, I've gone a whole thread without having a go at Mysteria.

Damn you, I dont even have a come back :mad:

scojones

Sparky-s: Yes Regi, please change my name to Spanky-s.

Sparky

6th wrote:

Spark-S: Jesus, Elishas looking a little aged.

Haha.

Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones wrote:

Sparky-s: Yes Regi, please change my name to Spanky-s.

Don't be reminding him.

The Sweeper

The Dazzler: Oh no thank you, no Dutch Gold for me, I'd prefer a real beer.

Azezil: Leather pants and a gimp mask at half price? No thank you, I'd rather a twinset and pearls for my girlfriend.

Gordon: Sorry I didn't siteban that spammer in time, I was actually out painting Athens red and hadn't looked at boards.ie in two days.

Victor: Oh actually no, I don't have an opinion on that, I don't think I have anything more to contribute to this thread.

Theadydal: You know, Wicca really is one of those nouveau lesbian experimental student fads.

Talliesin: A ginger butt plug in my botty? No thanks, I'll have three quick thrusts in the missionary position with the lights off and be done for another week.

DeVore: Hi boards users! It's DeV here, I'm just drinking a Coca Cola after having had a great meal at The Unicorn (they do a lunch time special you know), and now I'm going to chill out on my Softie Inflatable ArmChair (TM) and play Mah Jong (internet edition) on my new Lenovo laptop. I hope you're all enjoying boards.ie, now here's a word from our sponsor.

Regi: Hi guys, just to let you know I've finished a seven hour vBulletin upgrade which you wouldn't have noticed because everything went to plan.

Cloud: I don't want to create any more features, I think we have enough.

Kharn: Oh no, no thanks, no more beer for me, I've had enough.

Shabadu: I'm so delighted, I got a George Foreman Grill and a book of McDonalds vouchers for my birthday!

Monkeyfudge: The best thing about chimpanzees is that their similar DNA makes them excellent candidates for pharmaceutical testing.

Beruthiel:Pighead, look, I'll date you okay? As long as the sprog and the frog don't find out we'll be fine.

Keira: CoolSmileyGirl makes me proud that I'm a woman in an online community.

Medina: Hey, hey, I have another one: Jesus walked into a bar...

Rhyme

Karoma: I love you all

:eek:

Ickle Magoo

marksuttonie: You have an issue relating to sex? I don't have an opinion on that....

Dragan

Mountainy Man : Now now people, lets not overreact, Myspace had nothing to do with it....

Degsy ( cuz the bastard did me! ) : Well, scumbag is a bit of a strong word, maybe he needed to take your wallet because he needed to feed his family?

CSG - a la the fitness forum : Why of course i will take all your advice and get off this fad diet, and i won't be back here asking the same questions in 3 weeks time!

Metrovelvet : men are nice

Transform : Just eat the ****ing pie.

Karl Hungus : Actually, i think you'll find dance is far better than guitar driven metal, idiot.

Patricide

Karl Hungus: Chuck who?

Karl Hungus: Ibanez Jem with 27 frets? no thanks ill stick to my squier 4 string short scale instead.

Doctor J: Japeneese instruments SUCK.

Feylya: Micro Cubes Suck

Steoob: How can anyone objectify women in pornographic material.

Minesajackdaniels: Buckfast is a pretty good drink but to make it extraordinary,throw in vodka and skittles.I remember the time I was only 14 and had 12 pints of Bulmers.Got sh1t faced.It was hilarious.I ran through town naked.Bush drinking so cool.Actually I think it is wrong to have a snobbish attitude when it comes to other peoples choice of drink.

Ruu_Old

Rhyme wrote:

Karoma: I love you all

:eek:

Even better.

Karoma: I love gingers!

The Sweeper

The Dazzler: Me? Like a dog with a bone over a single point that I just can't get over and has already been done to death and beyond? No I'm not like that at all.

crash_000: People have suggested variations on my username? When did this happen?

Simu: I don't like variations on the abbreviation of 'laugh out loud', I think I'll stick to plain 'lol'.

Zillah

stevenmu wrote:

6th: Look at me, I've gone a whole thread without having a go at Mysteria.

Oh its not like she didn't deserve it.

Mysteria: Of course I'll back up what I'm saying! *links*

Mrs. MacGyver

Femmy Cork is the biggest waste of space ...ever... i mean there is no peoples republic...its all a big myth!

Tar.Aldarion

Sjones: You know what, I am bald and short.

Karoma: I secretly crave your love.

Tar.Aldarion: That steak was excellent. Avril Lavigne doesn't look that great, oh, and I was wrong. I never thought about it that way, you are correct.

Faith: Grammar is for losers.

Karl Hungus: Actually, I'm starting to see the upsides of pop. Micro cubes suck, don't get me started on guitars.
I think I am going to give up my life of film, music and whiskey and join the pussy cat dolls.

Nightwish: I love you Tar! I am also starting to like damien rice, and all things pink. I strive to look more like Avril Lavigne. I find it quite a compliment when it is suggested that I look 16 and like Avril. Girls rule!

WWM: I Am Using Capital Letters.

MAJD: I think you will find Dutch Gold is the best beer, stop trolling saying that it is not. *Amends Charter*.

CuLT: God anime sucks, even when I used to think it was not just carttons for grown up nerds I thought dubbing was better.

Wolfsbane: I was wrong all along, there is no god and science/evolution is not a farce! I also take back that I was at the great flood and walked on the moon.

Medina: Jesus, lol!

Sparky

Mike65: What's a car?

Sutty: God I hate motorbikes.

OLDYELLAR: Who the hell is the HOFF?

Ruu: Get the >_< out of this forum asshole.

sjones: Anyone know where leopardstown is?

6th: There is no such thing as paranormal activities, it's all a money making scam!

Cloud: Pighead promoted to Smod. Ha ha all.

Caco

Anybody on boards: "Aren't skobes great? No really, they are a bunch of misunderstood, friendly, well spoken, down-to-earth, wouldn't bother (stab) you at all sort of people! Salt of the Earth!"

I'm just lazy and cant think of any posters to post about!

Sleepy

Ruu wrote:

Very good. I'm going to be brave.

Cloud: I've had it! Fix it yourself, you shower of whinging cúnts!

You know, there's an evil part of me that would almost enjoy that...

I think that deserves the resurection of "Sleepy's Post of the Month"

Dooom

CreepingDeath: Hey Pocari Sweat, let's call it a day and get married.
6th: Oh no, I'd hate to be a mod, honestly.

Diarmiud

Blue Lagoon: I'd murder a Big Mac meal. And a few sardines wouldn't go astray either.

Lust4Life: I've spent too much time in the Cuckoo's nest. I'm going knitting me childer some socks.

Ruu_Old

Sleepy wrote:

You know, there's an evil part of me that would almost enjoy that...

I think that deserves the resurection of "Sleepy's Post of the Month"

Me too actually, imagine the headlines.

Breslin throws in the towel, call its a day!
"The boards users can go to hell" *picture of server in flames*


Sparky-s: Wtf is vBulletin!?!