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answer a question with a question [MEGASMUSH!]

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    #122
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Clonakilty black pudding?


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    #123
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Are you only after my ballymaloo country relish?


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    #124
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Yeah but is it wrong of me to plug the Clon stuff first?


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    #125
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Depends on if you simply want my hunky dorys? :D
    *product placement ish fun*


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    #126
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    are they salt and vinegar?


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    #127
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Wouldn't you rather sour cream and chive?


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    #128
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no I'd rather rip selotape off my balls... but that'd hurt wouldn't it?


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    #129
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Would you like that sort of pain?


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    #130
    popebenny16
    Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭popebenny16


    the sort of pain that reminds me of the seminary?


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    #131
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Do monks do that sorta thing? :o


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    #132
    popebenny16
    Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭popebenny16


    that thing with the wet celery and the egg whisk?


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    #133
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Why, even though I've never been to a monastry, does that fill me with a certain foreboding fear?


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    #134
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Only if you are an unbeaten egg?


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    #135
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Can you unscramble my eggs?


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    #136
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    "How would you like your unscrambled eggs?" Blue cries out from the kitchen. The sounds of pots and pans can be heard.


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    #137
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Unfertilised, maybe?


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    #138
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    "A chicken and egg question?" Drops pots and pans. Changes into debok. Draws samurai sword out of scabbard. "What part of the rooster did you want chopped?"


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    #139
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    not rooster. Blowfish. You do know how to chop it yeah?


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    #140
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Pulls aprin over debok, rotates black belt so that knot is in the small of her back, turns to blowfish on cutting board, raises sword, "How would you like your male blowfish sushi?"


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    #141
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Not poisonous. That's do-able right?


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    #142
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I can leave a little of the blowfish poison in if you wish, as it acts as an aphrodisiac?


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    #143
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Does it act as an aphrodisiac because the knowledge that I'm about to die will make me want to have a much secks as possible before I do?


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    #144
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    The lore is that the blowfish poison in minute amounts stimulates your desire to engage in intimate behaviour, but you should have a prospect within reach, so how do you want your blowfish, with or without?


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    #145
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    fugu?


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    #146
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    don't you mean Sadako?


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    #147
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Don't you mean de Sade?


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    #148
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    What is everyone talking about?


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