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The "Wave your willy" thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    are you the writer of the detatchable penis song... classic.. when ya gonna post your hiney up on our thread, bet its a cutie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    are you the writer of the detatchable penis song... classic.. when ya gonna post your hiney up on our thread, bet its a cutie!

    Who? Me????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 290 ✭✭scorplett


    http://www.deviantart.com/view/34347148/

    I choose to wave the placid and sophisticated willy. Every other willie looks up to it


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Eat this!

    free%20willy.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I was very disappointed with that "Free Willy" movie too... blatant misrepresentation of a title!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Ah yes.

    btw, I would like to make it clear that I don't support whaling or the consumption of whale meat.

    DON'T EAT WILLY!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    whaling is not good.. and yes boneless i want to see your hiney!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    totally confused by that pic...

    now would not mind this big willy being waved in my face!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Crane.jpg

    ©


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    That's a crane, not a willy.

    You silly sausage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    just think matt likes to confuse us!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Whoah, Matt! At least I got it!!!!!


    Silly gals don't recognize an election when they see one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    whaling is not good.. and yes boneless i want to see your hiney!!!


    Think of Cartman in Southpark... not a good image!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Boneless:
    Think of Cartman in Southpark... not a good image!!

    So there's a little more of you to love???:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i dont care.. i like bums.. big, small, fat, thin.. a bum is just a wonderful thing!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm goin' all red with embarrasment now........ women want my bum!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Will it fit into a pair of tights? I'm writing you in to my Unhygienic Man story as his new Sidekick! The more info I know about you the more fun it will be!:p

    BTW, Elvis or the Beatles? Which do you like more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Big, woolly old womens type of tights!!!! You know the ones? I had to wear them once when I was cast as Quasimodo in the school play. I didn't need much make-up either!!

    Can I choose the Rolling Stones instead? If not, the early Elvis!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, now THERE is a visual! That will work into my story very well!!!!:p
    Do you carry them about in a duffle bag or just wear them under your trousers?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ok ill ask nicely now...

    boneless will you pretty please, bats eyelashes, which are very long and natural, post just a ickle pickie of your hiney on the assets thread i would be very greatful!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    boot_danko_butter_live_at_uncle_willies.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Where did you get that poster??? I want one too!!! Two of my favourite musicians!!!!

    The world became heavier when those two departed...


    It's against my beliefs to post pictures of me butt on the interwebby thing!!!
    It would scare the children....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    is there anything i can do to convience you!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Sometimes lots of beer works... or Laphroaig 10 year old malt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    just take a lot of pics of bums in the porterhouse and download them all!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    just take a lot of pics of bums in the porterhouse and download them all!!!!


    If you guess which is mine I'll give you a lollipop!!!! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    god i could answer that in so many differnt ways!!!!!

    i've prolly seen you in there lots of times!!!! man thats crazy!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yep. I'm the willy waving drooling Quasimodo lookalike in the corner of Rumpoles!!!


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