The "Wave your willy" thread

The_B_Man

this thread was set up for the people who want to wave their willys about the place.

ill go first...



/me waves his willy about the place




ps wat he fuk duz the word "thread" mean? is that the right name for this? its gay anyway.

/me waves his willy once again...but only for dramatic effect

/outro...willy wave!!

Riamfada

Here is my Willy

takola

Is it just me or does Johnny Depp look particularly feminine in that picture? Bit like Geena Davis?

Anyone else see the resemblence?

I don't have a willy to wave around but i'm sure Hail will wave his around when he gets here!

spacecoyote

*spacecoyote slips willy out of spacesuit, wees on OP's leg and runs around in circle waving willy screaming "save me from the turtles"*

Lone Wolf

The biggest Willy of them all

Rhyme

takola wrote:

Is it just me or does Johnny Depp look particularly feminine in that picture? Bit like Geena Davis?

Anyone else see the resemblence?

Depp > Davis anyday...

His Hunter S. gait would turn her to dust and turn that dust to sub-dust in the blink of a paper bag.

spacecoyote

yup, hunter s would demolish the davis

Rhyme

Christ, even i feel a little disintigrated...

/me waves wally

Riamfada

Thats Wally you gimp.

Rhyme

Thats the idea you gimp.

Riamfada

hang on i checked my sources. you are the gimp . Bagsies no backsies times a million.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

takola wrote:

I don't have a willy to wave around but i'm sure Hail will wave his around when he gets here!

You're damn skippy I will!!!

Shake shake wiggle wiggle

Rhyme

Grimes wrote:

hang on i checked my sources. you are the gimp . Bagsies no backsies times a million.

/me pulls Grimes' hair

/me Runs away giggling


Chimp... take your cushioned phallus somewhere else, ill have none of your rice cake shenanigans.

chillywilly

thats me supposedly:p

RoundyMooney

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Rhyme wrote:

/me waves wally

Hey i dont need any guff off sombody who doesnt know their willy from their wally!!!

Riamfada

Wave this bitch

Rhyme

It's wearing a medallion...

Alright... *opens door* ...in ye go.

EDIT: Above comments addressed to Chimp, he's lovely too.

Lust4Life

I've no Willy to wave!
\shakes the jugs triumphantly instead. "C'mon, girls! Do the Hustle!"

Jules

joins L4L in doing the hustle...

guys might be more interested in our waving!!!

spacecoyote

All this talk of willy & jugs made me think of this:

http://platious.com/moviepages/wwahjfow.html

*me waves willy at L4L & Jules juggs, my god its just jumped into life*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Lust4Life wrote:

I've no Willy to wave!
\shakes the jugs triumphantly instead. "C'mon, girls! Do the Hustle!"

Mmm this just got interesting...

boneless

A wee bird ran away with mine....

Lust4Life

Posted by boneless
A wee bird ran away with mine....

Aw, no!!! So you're boneless AND bonerless??? You poor lad! May as well get a job as a manaquine!!!
/hugs/

L4L

Matt Holck

http://www.fireacademy.org/blowup_tony-castro.htm

Lust4Life

Love the way you take command of that hose, Matt!

Sparky

wavey willy

BANG BANG

arbeitsscheuer

boneless wrote:

A wee bird ran away with mine....

...and you're not getting it back til you give mine back, dammit!

Jules

Matt Holck wrote:

http://www.fireacademy.org/blowup_tony-castro.htm

always better when i man needs to hold his hose with two hands to wave it around!

boneless

Lust4Life wrote:

Aw, no!!! So you're boneless AND bonerless??? You poor lad! May as well get a job as a manaquine!!!
/hugs/

L4L

It's okay really. It was about to fall off due to lack of use...

boneless

SebtheBum wrote:

...and you're not getting it back til you give mine back, dammit!

I left it on the bus Seb... I think it was handed in at Cabra Garda Station. You better get it back quick, like. That time I lost my virginity it was handed in there; I couldn't use it again after the 'Half-Yards' played with it.

Jules

are you the writer of the detatchable penis song... classic.. when ya gonna post your hiney up on our thread, bet its a cutie!

boneless

jules80 wrote:

are you the writer of the detatchable penis song... classic.. when ya gonna post your hiney up on our thread, bet its a cutie!

Who? Me????

scorplett

http://www.deviantart.com/view/34347148/

I choose to wave the placid and sophisticated willy. Every other willie looks up to it

kawaii

Eat this!

boneless

I was very disappointed with that "Free Willy" movie too... blatant misrepresentation of a title!!

kawaii

Ah yes.

btw, I would like to make it clear that I don't support whaling or the consumption of whale meat.

DON'T EAT WILLY!

Jules

whaling is not good.. and yes boneless i want to see your hiney!!!

Matt Holck

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/46/2001.htm

Jules

totally confused by that pic...

now would not mind this big willy being waved in my face!!!!

Matt Holck

©

kawaii

That's a crane, not a willy.

You silly sausage.

Jules

just think matt likes to confuse us!!!!

Matt Holck

Lust4Life

Whoah, Matt! At least I got it!!!!!


Silly gals don't recognize an election when they see one!

boneless

jules80 wrote:

whaling is not good.. and yes boneless i want to see your hiney!!!

Think of Cartman in Southpark... not a good image!!

Lust4Life

Posted by Boneless:
Think of Cartman in Southpark... not a good image!!

So there's a little more of you to love???:p

Jules

i dont care.. i like bums.. big, small, fat, thin.. a bum is just a wonderful thing!!!!

boneless

I'm goin' all red with embarrasment now........ women want my bum!!!

Lust4Life

Will it fit into a pair of tights? I'm writing you in to my Unhygienic Man story as his new Sidekick! The more info I know about you the more fun it will be!:p

BTW, Elvis or the Beatles? Which do you like more?

boneless

Big, woolly old womens type of tights!!!! You know the ones? I had to wear them once when I was cast as Quasimodo in the school play. I didn't need much make-up either!!

Can I choose the Rolling Stones instead? If not, the early Elvis!!