So what are you?

Black Swan

What am I? One who is thirsty for a tall, cool glass of iced java!:cool:

Blush_01

I am pink fluff. But only at 3pm on thursdays. Got to catch it while you can.

I am back in UCD also... yay!

boneless

Blush_01 wrote:

I am pink fluff. But only at 3pm on thursdays. Got to catch it while you can.

I am back in UCD also... yay!

I am...





delighted to hear that news Sister!!! The Wall is ours for another year...

lucernarian

I am a Sexy beast...

*cough*

boneless

I'm a sexy beast hunter... BANG!!!

TomCo

I'm a Unicorn, **** you.

Scraggs

I'm like raaaaaaaaaaaaaiin on your wedding day or a free ride when you've already paid.

Tori

...or some good adviiiiiiiiiiiiiice that ya just didn't take -

I'm pre-menstrual and grumpy!

Tori

clown bag wrote:

I'm wearing a mask and a cape according to lusty lady's sig.

I'm also bored now seen as the drunken street rioters have now all been picked up by the gardai after what was a truly entertaining 30 mins of watching scumbag batter scumbag.........

Dear clown bag, where on God's great earth do you live?:eek:

Doomspell

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm more than some pretty face inside a train. But its not easy to be-eee me. (cause hail is stalking me:eek:)

Jules

i am all things to everyone and i am nothing to no one

Blush_01

boneless wrote:

I am...





delighted to hear that news Sister!!! The Wall is ours for another year...

Bada bing, bada boom, it sure is! Got the letter on Friday. So, I am.... delira!

I am also picking flakes of someone out of my memory. People keep shoving said person back in there. I do wish they would stop.

spacecoyote

I am...

Jules

bob

spacecoyote

you Bob, me Bod

Jules

i love Bob but not as much as Pob....

spacecoyote

Jules Loves...


i love

Jules

hey my nickname when i lived in london was she-ra!! wink wink

MrB

I am the belly button fluff of an over excited tiger.

spacecoyote

jules80 wrote:

hey my nickname when i lived in london was she-ra!! wink wink

please elaborate on the history of said nickname?

I am...intrigued!

Jules

you had to be there!!!! i lived in a house with two other girls, i was she-ra, and there was catwoman and batgirl!!! dear lord we had lots of fun, involving a blow up doll with a detachable vibrating penis!!!!

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

spacecoyote

jules80 wrote:

you had to be there!!!! i lived in a house with two other girls, i was she-ra, and there was catwoman and batgirl!!! dear lord we had lots of fun, involving a blow up doll with a detachable vibrating penis!!!!

Aside from your interesting, but mental song, could we please refer back to this section of the story. You'll have to pardon me for saying this, but it sounds like a dream many blokes may have had, she-ra, catwoman, batgirl & a vibrating penis. Throw in some cheesy 70s porn music and we are on to a winner here.

I'm in the mood for dancing,....

Lust4Life

Detachable Penis really is a song... King Missle did it.

Coyote, you're posting in the single people's thread? You're gonna get spanked!!!!! (Aw, what am I sayin'? You adore spankings!!!:p )

L4L

spacecoyote

Lust4Life wrote:

Coyote, you're posting in the single people's thread? You're gonna get spanked!!!!! (Aw, what am I sayin'? You adore spankings!!!:p )

L4L

I guess i just fancied a taunting!!! Oh and is that an offer on the spanking front

Jules

careful you dont get and banning for posting in here... by the way one word..

tasty!!!

spacecoyote

jules80 wrote:

careful you dont get and banning for posting in here... by the way one word..

tasty!!!

why thank you dear jules. Better be careful to dodge the old bannings alright, i know how much you'd miss me!

Jules

i would cry and cry!!!

have to see if i can dig out the pics of the night we got dressed up as said characters!!! we brought the doll with us too and dressed him up as He-Man but he went down on us...

rethinks that last statement.. decides to leave it, yes i am filthy minded and i love it!

spacecoyote

LOL, man do i love it when a girl drops some innuendo-laden comments. Ah Jules you are a woman after my own heart. (oh & get a proper investigation underway to source the fancy dress photos, that would make me very H***Y???)

Jules

Happy????

and im a guys girls.. there is a line in a 50cent song and i feel he captured me so well!!!!

spacecoyote

jules80 wrote:

Happy????

something like that yeah

jules80 wrote:

and im a guys girls.. there is a line in a 50cent song and i feel he captured me so well!!!!

what line would that be?