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So what are you?

  • 29-07-2006 03:50PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭


    I'm bilingual... I talk to men and women.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    surfing serf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    i am but a thin sliver of light between two immensities of darkness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm also an octogenarian... I only eat 80 year olds...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,128 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I'm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Jet Pilot.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I'm the rough among the diamonds. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I'm that annoying pebble on the inside of your shoe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I'm an ambi-turner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,128 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    What is that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    I'm the juggernaut, bitch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    That brown spot between yer ass cheeks... thats me:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I'm amp, here me roar.


    miaow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I'm the fire-starter, twisted fire starter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I am the Evil Empress of all I survey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I'm wearing a mask and a cape according to lusty lady's sig.

    I'm also bored now seen as the drunken street rioters have now all been picked up by the gardai after what was a truly entertaining 30 mins of watching scumbag batter scumbag. Taws absolutely amazing to see how much damage one woman in particular could do single handedly to a house across the road before the guards finally stopped her. It was then that all hell broke loose with both warring scumbag factions making a temporary alliance to attack the gardai. The guards rounded a few of them up and went off only for those remaining from both scumbag factions to turn on each other again. Then the guards came back and the scumbags joined forces again to fight the guards. No doubt the gardai are having fun down the station right now battering them all.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'm a cool blue lagoon on a hot summer day. Want to come for a swim?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    iam a dity english bastard,or so people tell me:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A tall cool one have I before me now, gracing my lips on a warm OC night thousands of kms west of Ere. Cool to the touch, cool on the tongue, as the breeze that blows from yonder window there...I am a metaphor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I am a flake of quartz.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Blush_01 wrote:
    I am a flake of quartz.

    Crystal you reflecting light
    Captures Moon in the night
    When others sleep you awake
    Another story will you make?


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I am the Lizard Queeen!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    I am the Lizard Queeen!

    Where have I heard that before? It's killing me, Simpsons is it?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    iFight wrote:
    Where have I heard that before? It's killing me, Simpsons is it?
    Of course it's the Simpsons :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I am skin, bones and other gooey stuff formed into the shape of a person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,132 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    I am an ocean wave that never touches land.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'm sorry I started this thread... you all have much more interesting things to be... I want to be a wave that never touches land... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    I am... therefore i make toast...

    Or is that the other way around?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I can dance,
    I can dance,
    everybody look at my pants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,888 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I am.... bored of this thread!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    I am the b*stard son of ahundred maniacs


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