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Let's get pensive

fillmore jive · 2006-07-02 21:59:59

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#32 10-07-2006 10:41pm
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The Chicken spoiled in my Camp Cooler over the weekend and had to be thrown in the trash! Now the flies can carry it across the road!!!!

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#33 11-07-2006 2:29am
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You could cut the pension in here with a knife.

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#34 11-07-2006 8:55pm
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LOL! Amp, good one!!!!!:D

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#35 13-07-2006 2:51pm
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A Chicken and a Cow cannot Go across the road.

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#36 13-07-2006 2:55pm
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A Pig and an Elephant DNA just won't splice!

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#37 13-07-2006 2:59pm
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You're just not trying hard enough.

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#38 13-07-2006 3:09pm
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Because Sarky is pensive enough for all of us!

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#39 14-07-2006 12:12pm
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Why did the chicken cross the Garvaghy Road?

Because his chicken father, and his father and his fathers forefathers crossed that section of the Queens Highway and it is the civil and religious rights of all Protestant chickens in Ulster to cross any road they like and there will be no power-sharing with back-stabbing Republican chickens.........

*Lambeg Drums start to belt out the old tattoo " I'll Give You Twenty Shillings For Your One Pound Note...."...*

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#40 29-07-2006 2:30am
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Where can I get a pen sieve that will seperate my pens from my chickens?

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