Let's get pensive

fillmore jive

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Black Swan

Because it was there.*








*Just like what mountain climbers claim.

Scraggs

To get to the other side.

Fin.

humbert

Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...

Sarky

Let's get PENISive!

Shabadu

Who wears short shorts?

Rhyme

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its a challenge we should all aspire to complete... of course, it could just be a euphenism.

FlutterinBantam

Shabadu wrote:

Who wears short shorts?

Short short people

Doomspell

Because that was the chickens goal in life. To get to the other side.

The saying , 'The grass is always greener on the other side', comes to mind:D

singingstranger

Because ze pedestrian valkvays in Germany are among ze best in ze world.

kittenkiller

Sarky wrote:

Let's get PENISive!

I've nothing to add, just thought this had to be restated!

The Free Man

who wears long longs?

Lust4Life

And the one farmer looked at the other farmer and said "Me too! But what ever you do, don't sell that cow!".

L4L

Demetrius

Nobody crosses...The Road! If so, you will pay dearly.

Black Swan

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause there was a pub on the other side
And he wanted to get fried!:D

Matt Holck

so anyway
my cup wasn't on right or it was on sightly to the right
what a pain
and she says "Ya, it's like when the underwire is out of place"
and had to step out to make adjustments

amp

We Wear Long Legs!

Tar.Aldarion

I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.

Shabadu

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.

Chickens don't have faces.

Lust4Life

They have faces and fecies!!!!
(how's that for pensive???)

L4L

Tar.Aldarion

My PHILOSOPHIES! NoooooooooooooOOOOo!
If chickens don't have lips, can I kiss them?

Shabadu

With your nose!

Tar.Aldarion

Eskimo kisses, nature at it's most dangerous!


^^^^That's some Penor.

Doomspell

Lol

Matt Holck

I saw pidgeons open beak kissing
and playing piggy back

Gaillimhtaibhse

They must have been crossing something besides the road?

18AD

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If I told you it would prove I didn't know.

Doomspell

I like to repeat myself.......*ahem*


because the grass was greener on the other side

Gaillimhtaibhse

A German band was practicing the playing of Oktober Fest songs, one of which was the Chicken Dance. In dancing to this tune, and needing leg room, the chicken criss crossed the road.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going to college to meet your mom!

Black Swan

The chicken didn't cross the road, silly! The chicken was cross because it road to a fast food joint where you would eat it.:D

Lust4Life

The Chicken spoiled in my Camp Cooler over the weekend and had to be thrown in the trash! Now the flies can carry it across the road!!!!

L4L

amp

You could cut the pension in here with a knife.

Lust4Life

LOL! Amp, good one!!!!!:D

L4L

Black Swan

A Chicken and a Cow cannot Go across the road.

Lust4Life

A Pig and an Elephant DNA just won't splice!

Sarky

You're just not trying hard enough.

Lust4Life

Because Sarky is pensive enough for all of us!

boneless

Why did the chicken cross the Garvaghy Road?


Because his chicken father, and his father and his fathers forefathers crossed that section of the Queens Highway and it is the civil and religious rights of all Protestant chickens in Ulster to cross any road they like and there will be no power-sharing with back-stabbing Republican chickens.........


*Lambeg Drums start to belt out the old tattoo " I'll Give You Twenty Shillings For Your One Pound Note...."...*

homah_7ft

Where can I get a pen sieve that will seperate my pens from my chickens?