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Let's get pensive

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  • 02-07-2006 10:59pm
    #1
    fillmore jive
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?


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    #2
    Black Swan
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    Because it was there.*








    *Just like what mountain climbers claim.


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    #3
    Scraggs
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    To get to the other side.

    Fin.


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    #4
    humbert
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    Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...


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    Sarky
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    Let's get PENISive!

    naughty.gif


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    Shabadu
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    Who wears short shorts?


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    Rhyme
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    fillmore jive wrote:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because its a challenge we should all aspire to complete... of course, it could just be a euphenism.


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    FlutterinBantam
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    Shabadu wrote:
    Who wears short shorts?

    Short short people


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    Doomspell
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    Because that was the chickens goal in life. To get to the other side.

    The saying , 'The grass is always greener on the other side', comes to mind:D


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    singingstranger
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    Because ze pedestrian valkvays in Germany are among ze best in ze world.


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    kittenkiller
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    Sarky wrote:
    Let's get PENISive!

    naughty.gif
    I've nothing to add, just thought this had to be restated!


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    #12
    The Free Man
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    who wears long longs?


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    #13
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    And the one farmer looked at the other farmer and said "Me too! But what ever you do, don't sell that cow!".

    L4L


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    Demetrius
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    Nobody crosses...The Road! If so, you will pay dearly.


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    Black Swan
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    fillmore jive wrote:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Cause there was a pub on the other side
    And he wanted to get fried!:D


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    Matt Holck
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    so anyway
    my cup wasn't on right or it was on sightly to the right
    what a pain
    and she says "Ya, it's like when the underwire is out of place"
    and had to step out to make adjustments


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    amp
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    We Wear Long Legs!


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.


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    Shabadu
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.
    Chickens don't have faces.


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    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    They have faces and fecies!!!!
    (how's that for pensive???)

    L4L


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    My PHILOSOPHIES! NoooooooooooooOOOOo!
    If chickens don't have lips, can I kiss them?


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    #22
    Shabadu
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    With your nose!


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    #23
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Eskimo kisses, nature at it's most dangerous!
    Eskimo%20Kiss%20jpg.JPG
    sara_tex.jpg
    ^^^^That's some Penor.


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    #24
    Doomspell
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    Lol


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    #25
    Matt Holck
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    I saw pidgeons open beak kissing
    and playing piggy back


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    Gaillimhtaibhse
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    They must have been crossing something besides the road?


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    #27
    18AD
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    fillmore jive wrote:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    If I told you it would prove I didn't know. :p


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    #28
    Doomspell
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    I like to repeat myself.......*ahem*


    because the grass was greener on the other side


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    #29
    Gaillimhtaibhse
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    A German band was practicing the playing of Oktober Fest songs, one of which was the Chicken Dance. In dancing to this tune, and needing leg room, the chicken criss crossed the road.


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    #30
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because he was going to college to meet your mom!


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    #31
    Black Swan
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    The chicken didn't cross the road, silly! The chicken was cross because it road to a fast food joint where you would eat it.:D


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