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    #32
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Blue_Lagoon wrote:
    Someone to place the strawberries between what for serving? First letter: T
    Is it just me or is that sentence extremely confusing?

    T... t is for turtle.


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    #33
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Tyrtles are tasty
    as well as truffles


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    #34
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    fine matt you can have michhaelangelo but not rapheal! and its tongue!


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    #35
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Duh, it's so toes!

    How can you place something *between* the tongue? :rolleyes:


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    #36
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    how about if it were two tongues:D


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    #37
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    In desparate need of chocolate! Who is the connection? (So bad off that I cannot even think). Definite withdrawal symptoms.


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    #38
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    were still discussing what you said (previous page)...


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    #39
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I have chocolate. And veggie kievs.


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    #40
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Quite the combination i must say...

    Change of sig as well!!!


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    #41
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Blush_01: Let's see. I think you said you were going home? Can I come over? I am only about 8 times zones away. I could book a flight on this laptop and be there, in maybe 20 hours (losing time going east). Will you still have chocolate or will have eaten it by then?

    If I am not making sense, my excuse is a severe case of choc withdrawal syndrome. *shows tremors*


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    #42
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    so what time is it now.....for you??



    I have a never ending supply of chocolate, it was refilled yesterday:D


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    #43
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //eats toblerone and bailies cheesecake.


    MMmmm so good!


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    #44
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    When you get to Dublin get the 746 to Deansgrange and I'll bring you chocolate. I promise I won't have eaten it all. But it might be cheaper, easier and quicker to just go to a store. Although, it won't be yummy Irish chocolate, it'll be icky, waxy American stuff that you'll have. Boo for you! *offers hug*

    Hey, I gotta idea, I'll post you some real chocolate!


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    #45
    Black Swan
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    Blush_01: OK...Whatever you post me has got to be better than Hersey's! *sticks tongue out, shakes head in an attempt to toss the thought of it*


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    #46
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    marathon32.jpg
    http://www.project262.com/photos/index14.html


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    #47
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    *drool*


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    #48
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Matt Holck's chocolate pool has a sign: "No Diving (or) Swimming." They read my mind!


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    #49
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Hersheys kisses smell like puke.

    That is all.


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    #50
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My dogs stole my chocolate eclair... a lovely creamy one... bad hounds... anybody want two thoroughbred mongrels?? Only show klepto signs when food is involved...


    *I could never give my hounds away... I'll drown them instead!!!! *


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    #51
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    If they have fattened up on chocolate, I'll find them a good home.

    Readys knife and fork, attaches bib


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    #52
    Black Swan
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    Springs from cat stance. "Kiyop!" Disarms Demetrius. Stands under bucket of dark Swiss chocolate. Hands him the string that tilts the can. Winks.:p


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    #53
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Starts to wash himself under a cascade of chocolate with a strawberry sponge. Massages a little cream into his scalp as shampoo.

    Rub-a-dub-dub, this is about as erotic as it gets. Chocolate covered coffey.

    Curtain-rail swishes back and SHE appears.

    O-o.:D


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    #54
    Black Swan
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    Blue Lagoon stands covered head to toe in dark Swiss chocolate. Looks in mirror. "Could this be a new fashion statement?" muses. "Chocolate Goth!"


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    #55
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Lick, lick, lick...!:p


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    #56
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    pantar_dubh wrote:
    Lick, lick, lick...!:p

    Seconds that. And thirds and fourths it too.;)


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    #57
    Black Swan
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    Reminds me of "Tongue-ee" in that terrible film spoof, "Kung Pow!"


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    #58
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    melted mars bars and choco chip icecream, or anything by ben and jerry... oh dear lord i need a fix!!!!!!


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    #59
    takola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Ok that's it. I'm off to the shop. Regardless of the torrential rain! Chocolate..


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    #60
    Black Swan
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    What's a girl to do without chocolate?


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    #61
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    just back from my neices 2nd birthday my lord rice crispy cakes all round, was brill!!!!


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