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  • 16-06-2006 11:45pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭


    Some questions: what age are you and what's the oldest age you'd go for in a woman. Feel free to give reasons, if you want as well!

    Ҝ тҺχ!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭the Shades


    29... but I don't go for women, maybe a Chinese or pizza but not women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    It depends on the woman. Some age better than others...

    But I've yet to see a woman older than 37 that I would want to sleep with.

    Of course my perspective will change greatly once I'm in my 30's...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    I'll be 30 in July.

    Oldest woman I'd like to date would be 45. Have sex with on a secretive basis - probably 60.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I'm 25, go as far as late 30's cos 20 something girlies listen more to their friends opinions rather than think for themselves. Just found older girlies to be more at ease with themselves. Doesn't really mater though, 20 - late 30's as long as the girlie has her own mind and is not a slave to popular opinion.

    Now go support the dream forum seen as I replied to your thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently



    Oldest woman I'd like to date would be 45. Have sex with on a secretive basis - probably 60.
    class!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    18

    25


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    i'm 21 and wouldn't go beyond 24 tbh.. i think after that (i.e. after college age), you're just not immature enough to randomly get locked on a monday night.. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Im 20 and i couldnt see myself with anyone over 23/24...

    *Cough*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    I'm 22 but I'd say anything up to late 20s depending on the person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm 21 and my immaturity* prevents any female over 19 wanting anything to do with meh and my scruffy ways.






    *Immaturity may be code for impotence**




























    ** >_>


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lollers simbop.


    Maybe I would go for a 26 year old at most, but she must be with child.
    I need children fast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    30. was with a 40 year old when i was 25.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    i would do anything in a skirt right now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    i would do anything in a skirt right now


    funky in a skirt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me dons skirt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    ANYTHING in a skirt!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    It depends really on how well they've looked after themselves. Like Barbara Windsor is 84 and she still makes Pighead loins twitch when shes pulling pints in the Queen Vic.

    On the other hand my grans best made Sheila Reilly is 79 (5 years younger) and all she does is make me vomit when she wears her short skirts to bingo. So basically the answer depends on how well they look in a short skirt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently




    Maybe I would go for a 26 year old at most, but she must be with child.

    should of posted that in the how lazy can you get forum.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'm not made of time or effort and I have to win the bread for the family.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,892 ✭✭✭bizmark


    simu wrote:
    Some questions: what age are you and what's the oldest age you'd go for in a woman. Feel free to give reasons, if you want as well!

    Ҝ тҺχ!

    Why?


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I dunno!For sex:As long as I was attracted to them.For relationships, I would have to say not more than 22!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    Im 21 and if a woman was 50 and looked decent,then why not,it'd be rude not too!

    I wouldnt date anyone over 30!

    Dont think i'd go over that age though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'm 25, would date anywhere between 22 and 30. For a one-nighter anything up to about 40ish with exceptions made for a woman who still looks younger than this...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    bizmark wrote:
    Why?

    For my lonely widow friends... things aren't looking great so far, though. :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Anything that walks.

    Ixnay on the widowed cripples though.

    >_>


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    simu wrote:
    For my lonely widow friends... things aren't looking great so far, though. :/

    o_O

    Well, do remember the age differences involved thusfar.

    Unless they're looking for a toyboy, the concept of which I genuinely find mildly disturbing. *flashbacks to episodes of Friends with Phoebe's brother and his "girl" friend*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭Iago


    I'm 29, I've gone out with girls/women 10 years older than me and 5 years younger than me.

    I don't really factor age into it when I'm thinking about dating someone, but in terms of commonality or being able to converse and get on with someone I think I'm probably looking at the 25-35 age bracket to be honest, with the emphasis on someone between 27-33.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭dirtyharry1971


    am 26 oldest Ive been with is 37 but have seen some hot 45 year olds don't think id go over that though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    OP, tough question. Haven't given alot of thought to it. For me? It really depends on who you get along with, and whether you have much in common with them. Would I have alot in common with a 30 year old? Probably not. Usually, you are attracted to people within a three or four year age gap.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    Whats the oldest guy.. or girl you would go for simu?


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Da Bounca wrote:
    Whats the oldest guy.. or girl you would go for simu?
    The oldest guy? nesf.

    The youngest guy? nesf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    If i wasnt in a relationship i'd say 45 (i'm 29 nxt month) but its not like i'd be asking for id so i'm sure i could end up with any age if they looked well.

    To be honest if a woman feels sexy then theres a good chance she is sexy - its not all about looks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭raheny red


    19

    45


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    It depends on the woman tbh. I'm nearly 23 now, the oldest I'd go is probably 30 / 31. But like, I wouldn't ask her her age or anything either. Lets say I'm out, and I chat up this fairly attractive older woman, and she's equally interested. If she says she's 32 I'm not going to say, "Sorry, you're one year too old. Unlucky!". It really does depend on the woman.


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    I shouldnt have read this, Im getting depressed. Looks like my chances of nabbing a toyboy are fading fast.:( Guys, didnt ye know women reach their sexual peak at 35, men at 18?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I'm 30 (nearly 31) so probably go for up to 40ish, but it depends more how you get on with someone and, as Pighead says, how well they look after themselves more than just a number :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    i've seen some cracking mid to late 30s women that i'd definitely consider going out with (nearing 24 myself)
    would prolly give someone older than that a root though... beggars can't be choosers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    19

    Have Sex with: 35
    Go out with: 18-22


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭AOR


    im 21 and have been with a girl who was 34, but she looked about 25 so it depends on the case and the situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭raheny red


    KatieK wrote:
    I shouldnt have read this, Im getting depressed. Looks like my chances of nabbing a toyboy are fading fast.:( Guys, didnt ye know women reach their sexual peak at 35, men at 18?

    Check my post ;) :cool: :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Im 24 the oldest girl i would be with
    18


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    raheny red wrote:
    Check my post ;) :cool: :p
    Woo hoo :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Da Bounca wrote:
    Whats the oldest guy.. or girl you would go for simu?

    Well, 24 is ideal! (my fiancé's age!)

    I'm 26 and tbh I wouldn't go for any younger than 22 and any older than 32 for a relationship and 18 - 35 or so for a casual thing. Well, that's a general thing - it's possible that really alluring 60 somethings exist but I've yet to see any! o-0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    I'm 20 and my gf is 20. And I don't think age matters really.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Demetrius wrote:
    OP, tough question. Haven't given alot of thought to it. For me? It really depends on who you get along with, and whether you have much in common with them. Would I have alot in common with a 30 year old? Probably not. Usually, you are attracted to people within a three or four year age gap.

    Stands up, holding onto the crib sides and waves at Demetrius. Tries to speak, but cannot do so without removing java favoured lolly pop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    21

    30

    olsest i was with was 28 when i was 18, dunno ten years is a fairly big gap. 9 is ok though :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭LikeOhMyGawd!


    I'm 28. For actual going out/dating/relationship purposes the youngest I'd go for is 20 and the oldest 32. For purely shagging purposes the lower limit can be reduced to 18 and the upper limit can be increased to 40+ depending on the specific quality of the goods or thrills on offer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭turbot


    I'm 28 and the oldest I'd consider for fun and frolics, though not a long term relationship, would be early 40's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    I'm 29, and with the exception of Pighead's mother, the oldest girl I was with was 7 years older (I was 19, she was 26). I prefer going out with younger girls, since many girls don't preserve well....... Also, single girls in their 30's are usually defective and have bunny-boiler tendencies - biological clock, must have babies and get married etc... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Kernel wrote:
    I'm 29, and with the exception of Pighead's mother, the oldest girl I was with was 7 years older (I was 19, she was 26). I prefer going out with younger girls, since many girls don't preserve well....... Also, single girls in their 30's are usually defective and have bunny-boiler tendencies - biological clock, must have babies and get married etc... :eek:

    Pighead just rang his mother to see if these wild allegations are true. Apparently they are! It took her a while to remember who he was though. As soon as I said fat and balding she burst out laughing and shrieked
    "Oh yeah, Kernel, the fat cnut with the maggot sized willy, oh my god I was really really drunk that night son, tell maggot man I said hello"


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