People on TV who make you want to throw up.

Pigman II

1. Alan Carr (http://www.hahaha.com/images/television/just-for-laughs-series/alan-carr.jpg)

mike65

Just seen Friday Night Project eh?

Ant and Dec of course!

Mike.

Rantorama

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The Song Thrush

I'd have to agree with Ant & Dec. And also James Nesbitt really gets on my tits, he just seems to be everywhere on TV (though not so much anymore).

Basq

Agree completely with Alan Carr.. switched off Jonathon Ross straight away last week when i found out he was on it!

My vote: Jennie Bond - girlfriend loves this cooking show right now on BBC2 in the evenings where they're picking chefs to cook a feast for the Queen's Birthday.. and she hosts it! And christ.. i really do feel like sending the TV through the bedroom window every time i see her! :mad: Invokes anger in me i never though possible!

Mr E

Yeah, Jennie is a bit forced, isn't she? "I can't waaaiiittt to see how this turns out".

My vote is for Derek Mooney.

Elmo

All of the presenters of IRELAND AM.

FlutterinBantam

Chris Tarrant....Jaysus! has the guy any top teeth?????

Runs through the whole gamut of expressions from A to B.


Jeremy Clarkeson....Long faced ligger tryin to hold on to "youth" and soooooo not succeeding.

Miriam O'callaghan.....OOOOkay you had seven kids..... you still can't pronounce your "ts" and is that "smile" nailed on?

Peter Collins.... Jaysus.... so fcukin stiff you make Kenny look loose

Bill O'herlihy.... get that frikken finger out from under yer nose .... what are you sniffin???



Don't get me goin....................

Nightwish

Elmo wrote:

All of the presenters of IRELAND AM.

ditto...*wretch*

byte

Elmo wrote:

All of the presenters of IRELAND AM.

Yes, couldn't agree more.

Though worse is that Julian on UTV. AAARGGHH!

Ant & Dec also are a headwreck. Dunno why they're so popular.

Roddy23

Derek Mooney

Cant stand that tool.

Others that come to mind: yer one off that MoneyPenny add, Linda something. Oh yeah Louis Walsh.

Creamy Goodness

byte wrote:

Ant & Dec also are a headwreck. Dunno why they're so popular.

it's because mammys want to smudther them.


to add to the list.

Kerry catona (the one who married that dude from westlife)

ChityWest

tim westwood - doesnt make me want to throw up but does make me want to punch him in the face.

Vanessa feltz, oprah, judge judy - they make me want to throw up.

mary harney is on tv a lot and I would really like to punch her too.

Daelus

ChityWest wrote:

mary harney is on tv a lot and I would really like to punch her too.

Agreed!

Metacortex

'Dr' Phil
Smug bastard. Everytime i see his face i just want to punch the bastard.

Same goes for that hag Oprah.

colm_mcm

That X Zibit idiot from Pimp My Ride makes me want to take up archery

byte

Actually, now that you mention these, what about that guy that's on ITV in the mornings? Jeremy Kyle? Don't get me started!

However, back in Mod-mode, please desist writing aggressive posts. Tis a family board after all!

Elmo

That X Zibit idiot from Pimp My Ride makes me want to take up archery

Have you seen the UK version of Pimp My Ride?

I now feel like vomiting up all my internal organs, bones, spine, brain and skin until I am turn inside out and have to gouge my eyes out.

colm_mcm

Elmo wrote:

Have you seen the UK version of Pimp My Ride?

I now feel like vomiting up all my internal organs, bones, spine, brain and skin until I am turn inside out and have to gouge my eyes out.

Tim westwood is a sickener too. I hate his put on African-American accent, His father was the Bishop of Peterborough, so I can presume he had a middle class upbringing.

He also has a programme on MTV called "Westwoods Trick It Out" which is basically pimp my ride meets scrapheap challenge. two teams compete to pimp out ****emobiles and the winner wins money, or drugs, or something. It seems to be an American programme with Westwood edited on top of it.

Dudess

Tim Westwood is a knob.
Justin Lee Collins - *makes stabbing motion*

Mossy Monk

byte wrote:

Though worse is that Julian on UTV

thankfully on cable i get the ITV1 London feed. i used to remember having to see him on UTV when i had ntl. the things one had to go through to watch The Bill

colm_mcm

TIm Westwood is 51 or something. someoone tried to shoot him in a drive by

now THAT'S gangsta.

Dudess

Mossy Monk wrote:

the things one had to go through to watch The Bill

Don't forget Heartbeat and The Royal.

Mossy Monk

i find it easy to forget about those

ixoy

Julian, UTV's "witty" presenter. Gah, he makes the bile rise into my mouth.

Snake Plisken

your man Anne Doyle, reckon it might still have tackle! Colm Murray seriously he should not be on the tv! That gobsh^te Ian Wright, I would watch some of the bbc world cup coverage only for him, he is crap that Kelly fish face bloke who does the arts program he is crap with crap taste.

Thats all that I can think of at the moment

Snake

colm_mcm

Snake Plisken wrote:

your man Anne Doyle, reckon it might still have tackle! Colm Murray seriously he should not be on the tv! That gobsh^te Ian Wright, I would watch some of the bbc world cup coverage only for him, he is crap that Kelly fish face bloke who does the arts program he is crap with crap taste.

Don't hold back!

besty

Mine have both been mentioned;

1. Derek Mooney
2. Julian from UTV who does the links between programmes

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Richard Littlejohn before Sky News decided they didn't want to look like a confromist version of The Sun.

Ant and Dec and Julian, as mentioned earlier. Mary Kingston (althought I'd say she's one kinky b. when the (tv) cameras are switched off). Ryle Nugent. Any of those late night tv-gameshow hosts on ITV. Hi, I'm Barry Scott!!! All Sky News presenters.

The Song Thrush

Bez, that guy who won Celebrity BB a while ago. His voice (and his face) makes me want to rip my hair out.

MisterAnarchy

Miriam O'Callaghan ,Davina Mc Call ,Ryan Tubridy,Jade Goody,Sue Barker,
Andy Gray,Ryle Nugent,Mark Little,Amanda Byram,Blathnaid one on RTE
All of these have huge ego's but not an ounce of talent.
You'd think the sun shone out their ...

Our man in Havana

Jade Goody. Makes me wanna wrech.

SprostonGreen

The ugly sour faced cow that's in Residents against Racism. Not a TV personality, but thats the only place I see her.

kevmy

MisterAnarchy wrote:

Miriam O'Callaghan ,Davina Mc Call ,Ryan Tubridy,Jade Goody,Sue Barker,
Andy Gray,Ryle Nugent,Mark Little,Amanda Byram,Blathnaid one on RTE
All of these have huge ego's but not an ounce of talent.
You'd think the sun shone out their ...

If Mark Little was made of ice cream he'd lick himsel!!! He was good once as RTEs American correspondant now he's convinced he is American. Loved recent Apres Match sketch just cos they ripped the piss out of him:D

Most others mentioned except for Pat Kenny sooooo not a chat show host. Mooney really gets my goat too.

Kojak

That lad in the Barry Scott ads is an absolute gobsh1te.

Also Martin King on TV3 weather.

Evil_Bilbo

davina - opening your eyes really wide, contorting your face and shouting really loud does not make you a good presenter (or funny/appealing) - I would sell my house for 3 rounds with that "woman"

gay byrne - thankfully the next time we'll see him on telly is an obituaries program

jade goody purely for not technically being a human being

HI I'm barry scott - soooo offensive. stop shouting at me please.

they could all learn a thing or two from that legend who does "irish paint magic" - "please mister cloud, please lie down" - I LOVE that guy!:D

fuzzywiggle

I hate that one on the afternoon show. The one that was in Big Brother. How on earth did she get that job? She is useless

Keedowah

Horatio from CSI Miami - what amazing acting - and script!

Although i do admit that i like the show and watch it if it is on and i happen to switch - but i dont go outta my way. I think he adds a comical element to it.

Anyone who was ever in BB
Westwood! OMG what a tool.

MisterAnarchy

Evil_Bilbo wrote:

they could all learn a thing or two from that legend who does "irish paint magic" - "please mister cloud, please lie down" - I LOVE that guy!:D

I commissioned him to do a painting for me for my cousin as a wedding gift last year.
Twas very poor to be honest.
Nice guy though.

Mossy Monk

Evil_Bilbo wrote:

that legend who does "irish paint magic" - "please mister cloud, please lie down"

that man has mental issues. i am sure of it

Evil_Bilbo

imagine what that westwood guy was like before he got into rap (imagine him as a kid! hee hee)

and then just as he started getting into it - putting on an accent, saying wierd stuff - actually thats what he's like - someone who went to america for the weekend and came back acting completely different.

he is just offensive. See him on that madonna thing - pimping her van - that show made me embarrased to be a human being - which of them was more of a twat? Honestly I dont know.

MisterAnarchy

Mossy Monk wrote:

that man has mental issues. i am sure of it

He is a part time politician ,he was Mayor of Mallow a few years ago :eek:

Caryatnid

The guy from the Perlico ad. I would never go to Perlico, even if they were a tenth the price of eircom, because of that guy.

The red haired woman who presents that programme with Anne Doyle. She's got to be the stupidest, worst presenter I've ever seen. I find it embarrassing that RTE show her. She says the stupidest things and asks the stupidest questions in a wrechingly patronising manner.

Ruu_Old

I hope people are in Ireland havent heard of this chap, his name is John Henson and hes a wannabe comedian..not funny at all, quite sad. I want to punch his head in, over and over again.

Our man in Havana

http://www.robertklein.com/hensonbio.html sadly I have heard of him.

Mossy Monk

the audio on that site says it all. not funny

Telefís

Caryatnid wrote:

The red haired woman who presents that programme with Anne Doyle. She's got to be the stupidest, worst presenter I've ever seen. I find it embarrassing that RTE show her. She says the stupidest things and asks the stupidest questions in a wrechingly patronising manner.

What are you on about?! Anne Doyle presenting anything other than news is in turn news to me :rolleyes:

tvnutz

That guy who does Big Brother,and he is on MTV...with the long hair,Veron something?

I am not a violent person but I wan't to hurt him,everytime I see his face I want to punch him in the face...:rolleyes:

Narcissus

tvnutz wrote:

That guy who does Big Brother,and he is on MTV...with the long hair,Veron something?

I am not a violent person but I wan't to hurt him,everytime I see his face I want to punch him in the face...:rolleyes:

You mean Russell Brand?


As mentioned before, all the Ireland AM presenters. Jesus where did they get them?

Ryan Tubridy
Linda Martin

Mary Harney was on the news yesterday
/barf

Who's that idiot who now has a chat show(undeservedly because it's sh*t), Brendan Courtney or something?

Also, "Mondo" from fair city, actually ALL of the fair city actors/actresses

Giruilla

Whos that freakazoid with the soul patch on fairly ****ty? whoever he is, hes the worst actor ever which addds to my desire to punch him in face, innit!

Evil_Bilbo

pat spillane - grrrrrrrr!