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    #62
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Oh! Men deny it but it's true! They do compare their sexual partners to porn all the time. They just can't stop and it's really tough to keep up. Like ZOMG, I'm totally spending a fortune on bleaching my hair and on the upkeep of my fake nails and cheesy pubic hair design whilst trying to save up for breast enlargement and vagina re-shaping because I just know that otherwise, I'll die alone and have my corpse eaten by my army of pet cats. Handy tip: practise unlikely sounding pseudo-orgasmic moans in the shower if you're self-conscious about your flatmates hearing.

    It makes me want to cry how terrible this world is though and how oppressed I am by porn. *sob sniffles*


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    #63
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    simu wrote:
    Oh! Men deny it but it's true! They do compare their sexual partners to porn all the time. They just can't stop and it's really tough to keep up. Like ZOMG, I'm totally spending a fortune on bleaching my hair and on the upkeep of my fake nails and cheesy pubic hair design whilst trying to save up for breast enlargement and vagina re-shaping because I just know that otherwise, I'll die alone and have my corpse eaten by my army of pet cats. Handy tip: practise unlikely sounding pseudo-orgasmic moans in the shower if you're self-conscious about your flatmates hearing.

    It makes me want to cry how terrible this world is though and how oppressed I am by porn. *sob sniffles*


    There there, there there *pats comfortingly*


    Get the cameras.


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    #64
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Jumpy wrote:
    There there, there there *pats comfortingly*


    Get the cameras.

    It's the patriarchy maaan! :/


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    #65
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    well getting back to the OP question .no i dont, though now you bring it up i do wonder why not. its just something i never considered, porn girls are porn girls. theyre fantasy figures, if i want a relationship im not just looking at the physical. yes i want a nice pair of tits and a pretty face but you need that spark too and thats not something thats tied into a girls apperance.
    its abit like coolsmileygirl was asking a few pages back about paris hilton. enthusiasm makes up for a hell of a lot. ive seen marriages end because the sex was bad and while i know it sounds bad the truth is its pretty hard to beat just lying there during sex in the turn off stakes. its almost as bad as constantly being the one who initiates sex all the time so if i was getting that with jenna jameson id dump her ass (eventually :D )


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    #66
    Ruu_Old
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    simu wrote:
    Oh! Men deny it but it's true! They do compare their sexual partners to porn all the time. They just can't stop and it's really tough to keep up. Like ZOMG, I'm totally spending a fortune on bleaching my hair and on the upkeep of my fake nails and cheesy pubic hair design whilst trying to save up for breast enlargement and vagina re-shaping because I just know that otherwise, I'll die alone and have my corpse eaten by my army of pet cats. Handy tip: practise unlikely sounding pseudo-orgasmic moans in the shower if you're self-conscious about your flatmates hearing.

    It makes me want to cry how terrible this world is though and how oppressed I am by porn. *sob sniffles*

    Best reply ever :)


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    #67
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    simu wrote:
    Handy tip: practise unlikely sounding pseudo-orgasmic moans in the shower if you're self-conscious about your flatmates hearing.
    I wondered what the **** was going on in there!


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    #68
    Zebra3
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    No, I don't.


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    #69
    simu
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    Zebra3 wrote:
    No, I don't.

    Huh? Are you oppressing me too? Or validating my expression?

    :confused:


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    #70
    Richard W
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭Richard W


    Sparks400 wrote:
    From: www.dictionary.com

    Tramp : .....a person who engages freely in promiscuous sex..A person regarded as promiscuous

    Porn stars don't do it freely let's be honest.


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    #71
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I wonder would there be a market for porn jelly babes?

    Anyway, back to the ol' self-righteous in-dig-nation.


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    #72
    metrovelvet
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    Related question: Do men compare/measure themselves as lovers to the men in porn?

    For the ladies: In the bedroom, can you tell when your boyfriend has been watching porn?


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    #73
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    simu wrote:
    I wonder would there be a market for porn jelly babes?

    and just how would these jelly babies differ from regular jelly babies? :confused:


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    #74
    simu
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    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    and just how would these jelly babies differ from regular jelly babies? :confused:

    Heh heh heh...

    And it's babes, not babies. That's kinda important!


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    #75
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Well, you could hit up the pedophile market. Maybe put trackers in their pedocandy. They will all be caught by this fiendish ploy.


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    #76
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Aaaaahhh... its all starting to make sense!

    that could be... intersting, make sure you let us know how you get on!


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    #77
    mariaalice
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    Simu..your reply is brill...unfortunately saving for the plastic surgery is not going well due to the twin demands of my massive mortgage and supporting my daughter through university..i couldn't do my work if i had fake nails....the bleach blond hair wouldn't suit me as i am a natural brunette...fake tan always come out orange on me...i should have phrased my tread better what i meant was if your gf dressed up in high heels/black stockings/suspenders...would you be comparing!!


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    #78
    meowCat
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    simu wrote:
    Oh! Men deny it but it's true! They do compare their sexual partners to porn all the time. They just can't stop and it's really tough to keep up. Like ZOMG, I'm totally spending a fortune on bleaching my hair and on the upkeep of my fake nails and cheesy pubic hair design whilst trying to save up for breast enlargement and vagina re-shaping because I just know that otherwise, I'll die alone and have my corpse eaten by my army of pet cats. Handy tip: practise unlikely sounding pseudo-orgasmic moans in the shower if you're self-conscious about your flatmates hearing.

    It makes me want to cry how terrible this world is though and how oppressed I am by porn. *sob sniffles*

    Simu, that's brill! I love it. Post of the month :D
    metrovelvet wrote:
    For the ladies: In the bedroom, can you tell when your boyfriend has been watching porn?
    Very much depends on the guy!
    And at what stage you meet him. Do you mean if we can tell if he saved it all up for us? Yes.
    If he didn't save it all up for us?...maybe.
    And really depends on how well you know the person. I'd say I noticed, but I cannot pin point why. Female intuition, I'd say ;)


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    #79
    bealbocht
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭bealbocht


    no.. or yes in the same way I compare, my boxing skills to mike tyson, and running skills to em... er sonia o'sullivan (well she can run a marathon, I cant) my looks to brad pitt,

    so no..

    in terms of "looks", I'm sure we would all like to be getting down and dirty with someone stunningly attactive, in terms of the sex.. well for my part, if girls showed some of the enthusiam, without waking up the neighbours, it would be great, and bearing in mind, lying on your back and saying ,"ok go on I'll let you" is'nt really participating and its not very sexy.


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    #80
    slightlycrazy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭slightlycrazy


    Occasionally I'll compare but only if theres an extreme likeness to that person. Otherwise no!


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