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How do ypou know when youre being stalked?

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    #32
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Driving my SUV as I talk business with my stock-broker over the cellphone.


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    #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I know when I get stalked...I know it....
    Who is viewing my user profile right now!
    Scumbags!


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    #34
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I know when I get stalked...I know it....
    Who is viewing my user profile right now!
    Scumbags!

    Looks. Is camoflaged.


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    #35
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    YOU!
    I wish people would stop stalking me when I'm not horny, at least it is fun then.
    Things eh, perk up. ;)


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    #36
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    YOU!
    I wish people would stop stalking me when I'm not horny, at least it is fun then.
    Things eh, perk up. ;)

    Sir. Everthing is perked with me. Thats a nice T-shirt youre wearing.:D


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    #37
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
    Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?


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    #38
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
    Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?


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    #39
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
    Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?

    It could very well be. "Do yoy like scary movies?":)


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    #40
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Did someone say stalking? Wrong time of the year for Christmas "stalkings", must be the other type:D ?


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    #41
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Whatll I find with my "stalking"? Ive always wanted a pet


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    #42
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:
    Whatll I find with my "stalking"? Ive always wanted a pet

    You would need a rather Large "stalking". Not wide but long and thin.


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    #43
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    pantar_dubh wrote:
    You would need a rather Large "stalking". Not wide but long and thin.

    A tight fitting "stalking" too. Showing the outline of whatevers inside. Thered be no prizes for guessing what Id want for Christmas. Unwrapping the paper is the best part.


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    #44
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Ho, ho, ho!:D


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    #45
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    pantar_dubh wrote:
    Ho, ho, ho!:D

    Santa? Is that you? Ill leave some biscuits out. And milk obviously.


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    #46
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:
    Santa? Is that you? Ill leave some biscuits out. And milk obviously.

    Biscuits and milk?

    CHOCOLATE dipped strawberries and Champaign. You don't want to be dropped from Santa's "Who's good list..." do you?


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    #47
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    pantar_dubh wrote:
    Biscuits and milk?

    CHOCOLATE dipped strawberries and Champaign. You don't want to be dropped from Santa's "Who's good list..." do you?

    Can you really tell if someone is being naughty or nice? What am I? Nobody ever asks Santa if (s)hes naughty or nice. I think thats unfair. My wishlist. Hmmm...only one thing I can think of.


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    #48
    Banphrionsa
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    I agree with pantar_dubh. To be on the top of Santa's list, Champaign and chocolate dipped strawberries would rate higher than biscuits and milk.


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    #49
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    They spound much better too. Biscuits and milk arent...


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    #50
    Banphrionsa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    How best to serve the stawberries and Champaign if you want to get short listed by Santa?


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    #51
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    I find the personal touch is always the best.;) Leaving them on the table is a little cold and distant, and not that fun.


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    #52
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oXYGEN, Oxygen, oXyGeN, OxxxyyyGGGYNNN


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    #53
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Ha, ha, ha, ha! You are so humourous:p


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    #54
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Yes. Sniffs I am. Goes mad and unbuttons starched collar. Im a rebel too, see?


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    #55
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Diarmiud wrote:
    Yes. Sniffs I am. Goes mad and unbuttons starched collar. Im a rebel too, see?

    Starched?


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    #56
    Diarmiud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Diarmiud


    Why yes. The wife always has a starched collar fresh every day for me.


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    #57
    pantar_dubh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Diarmiud wrote:
    Why yes. The wife always has a starched collar fresh every day for me.

    A tawny cat was she
    With claws and teeth
    And eyes to creep
    On nights in Cork to see.

    A berth full or bare
    With nails and lips
    And shapely hips
    On eves to offer care?


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    #58
    Banphrionsa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Diarmiud wrote:
    Why yes. The wife always has a starched collar fresh every day for me.

    Hummmmmm? A starched collar fresh every day? Hummmmmm? Are you sure it's not the housekeeper that does this at the parish?


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    #59
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Im a busy bishop.


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