How do ypou know when youre being stalked?

Demetrius

Ive been feeling nervous and twitchy for awhile. Im constantly looking over my shoulder. I feel theres somebody watching me.

pantar_dubh

java Eyes

Red Hand

pantar_dubh wrote:

java Eyes

Weird post. To answer your question OP its happened alot to me in the past. Always women. Animal magnetism.


A court order is the only sure method. A few hundred yards(thousand miles...)

biko

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get you...

psicic

It's usually the cum on the window that tips you off.

Your bedroom window...on the outside...on the second floor. :eek:

county

psicic wrote:

It's usually the cum on the window that tips you off.

Your bedroom window...on the outside...on the second floor. :eek:

or your back

boneless

As a longtime stalker I could throw some light on the issue but I won't. I'd get thrown out of the stalkers union if I did.

Demetrius

The stalkers union. I wonder who the chairman is?

Banphrionsa

Anyone see a Black Panther stalking a County Kerry Fox Must of escaped from the zoo. Or maybe it's an immigrant looking for a fox meal, finding Africa fresh out of foxes?

Demetrius

Of course it neednt be a chairman. Chairwoman. Chairanimal.

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Of course it neednt be a chairman. Chairwoman. Chairanimal.

Hummmmmmmm? Could the debate of the other day be showing its effects? Planet of the Apes debate?:p

Demetrius

Not an ape! Never an ape! Though felines are very human-like at times. Therefore Id make an exception. Id allow them to become honourery humans. Clean creatures too. And carnivores!

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Not an ape! Never an ape! Though felines are very human-like at times. Therefore Id make an exception. Id allow them to become honourery humans. Clean creatures too. And carnivores!

Someone might take offense if you referred to their leader as chairanimal, come to think of it. Perhaps Chairape, or Chairchimp, or...?

Demetrius

Chaircat. No. French Chat sounds better.

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Chaircat. No. French Chat sounds better.

La femme... chat?

Demetrius

Oui. StuhlmaedchenschwarzKatz

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Oui. StuhlmaedchenschwarzKatz

Almost sounds like the Austrian born governor of California's name?

Demetrius

Mmmm... the next governor might be a female version of that oaf. Though built along slimmer lines and having a brain thats switched on. But having certain similarities with Arnie...one being physical fitness the other being...

Banphrionsa

The king has no clothes! And he was not exactly the sharpest blade in the drawer... Fun story, but also suggests something of politicians.

Demetrius

There not all theyre cracked up to be, I know. Thats why Id vote for actors and actresses as politicians. I mean theyre just a more professional breed than politicians. Both sets act all the time, but the latter often have a vocation.

Banphrionsa

Better politicians? Nope, just know how to act. Something about suspension of disbelief on the stage, screen, and the body politic.:D

Demetrius

Does Arnie know how to act as a politician. He did give a sterling performance as a robot.

Banphrionsa

Arnie has never been nominated for an Oscar, but perhaps after his performance as the Governator?:rolleyes:

Demetrius

Back on topic!

"Answer the question, M!" Leans bullishly over the table. "Spill the beans! Dont waste my time...or else...Now, stalkers! What do you know?"

psicic

/points to window behind you, with something clinging to the outside.

Should you investigate?

Diarmiud

psicic wrote:

/points to window behind you, with something clinging to the outside.

Should you investigate?

Naaa, thats only somebodies pet cat. Shes hungry, pawing the glass. Shed almost talk to you for some food.

pantar_dubh

Diarmiud wrote:

Naaa, thats only somebodies pet cat. Shes hungry, pawing the glass. Shed almost talk to you for some food.

Large eyes, low growl, switching tail. Looks at Diarmiud.

Diarmiud

pantar_dubh wrote:

Large eyes, low growl, switching tail. Looks at Diarmiud.

Pwish, pwish,pwish...here puss. Sets down saucer of milk. Panther Dubh doesnt look as if she wants to drink it. Continues looking at Diarmiud

Gulp!

pantar_dubh

Diarmiud wrote:

Pwish, pwish,pwish...here puss. Sets down saucer of milk. Panther Dubh doesnt look as if she wants to drink it. Continues looking at Diarmiud

Gulp!

Java eyes looking at brunch.

Diarmiud

pantar_dubh wrote:

Java eyes looking at brunch.

Diarmiud is brunch? He feels so Sex in the City, now:D So cosmopolitan

pantar_dubh

More like OC.:cool:

Diarmiud

Driving my SUV as I talk business with my stock-broker over the cellphone.

Tar.Aldarion

I know when I get stalked...I know it....
Who is viewing my user profile right now!
Scumbags!

Diarmiud

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I know when I get stalked...I know it....
Who is viewing my user profile right now!
Scumbags!

Looks. Is camoflaged.

Tar.Aldarion

YOU!
I wish people would stop stalking me when I'm not horny, at least it is fun then.
Things eh, perk up.

Diarmiud

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

YOU!
I wish people would stop stalking me when I'm not horny, at least it is fun then.
Things eh, perk up.

Sir. Everthing is perked with me. Thats a nice T-shirt youre wearing.:D

Tar.Aldarion

Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?

Tar.Aldarion

Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?

Diarmiud

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Omg how did you know I was wearing my nice t-shirt. I, anything wil happen if soem must look around the house now as I'm all alone and anything could happen!
Tbh anything will happen if some hot stalker comes in. Is it your lucky day?

It could very well be. "Do yoy like scary movies?":)

pantar_dubh

Did someone say stalking? Wrong time of the year for Christmas "stalkings", must be the other type:D ?

Red Hand

Whatll I find with my "stalking"? Ive always wanted a pet

pantar_dubh

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

Whatll I find with my "stalking"? Ive always wanted a pet

You would need a rather Large "stalking". Not wide but long and thin.

Red Hand

pantar_dubh wrote:

You would need a rather Large "stalking". Not wide but long and thin.

A tight fitting "stalking" too. Showing the outline of whatevers inside. Thered be no prizes for guessing what Id want for Christmas. Unwrapping the paper is the best part.

pantar_dubh

Ho, ho, ho!:D

Red Hand

pantar_dubh wrote:

Ho, ho, ho!:D

Santa? Is that you? Ill leave some biscuits out. And milk obviously.

pantar_dubh

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

Santa? Is that you? Ill leave some biscuits out. And milk obviously.

Biscuits and milk?

CHOCOLATE dipped strawberries and Champaign. You don't want to be dropped from Santa's "Who's good list..." do you?

Red Hand

pantar_dubh wrote:

Biscuits and milk?

CHOCOLATE dipped strawberries and Champaign. You don't want to be dropped from Santa's "Who's good list..." do you?

Can you really tell if someone is being naughty or nice? What am I? Nobody ever asks Santa if (s)hes naughty or nice. I think thats unfair. My wishlist. Hmmm...only one thing I can think of.

Banphrionsa

I agree with pantar_dubh. To be on the top of Santa's list, Champaign and chocolate dipped strawberries would rate higher than biscuits and milk.

Diarmiud

They spound much better too. Biscuits and milk arent...

Banphrionsa

How best to serve the stawberries and Champaign if you want to get short listed by Santa?

Diarmiud

I find the personal touch is always the best.;) Leaving them on the table is a little cold and distant, and not that fun.