How do ypou know when youre being stalked?

Demetrius

Ive been feeling nervous and twitchy for awhile. Im constantly looking over my shoulder. I feel theres somebody watching me.

pantar_dubh

java Eyes

Red Hand

pantar_dubh wrote:

java Eyes

Weird post. To answer your question OP its happened alot to me in the past. Always women. Animal magnetism.


A court order is the only sure method. A few hundred yards(thousand miles...)

biko

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get you...

psicic

It's usually the cum on the window that tips you off.

Your bedroom window...on the outside...on the second floor. :eek:

county

psicic wrote:

It's usually the cum on the window that tips you off.

Your bedroom window...on the outside...on the second floor. :eek:

or your back

boneless

As a longtime stalker I could throw some light on the issue but I won't. I'd get thrown out of the stalkers union if I did.

Demetrius

The stalkers union. I wonder who the chairman is?

Banphrionsa

Anyone see a Black Panther stalking a County Kerry Fox Must of escaped from the zoo. Or maybe it's an immigrant looking for a fox meal, finding Africa fresh out of foxes?

Demetrius

Of course it neednt be a chairman. Chairwoman. Chairanimal.

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Of course it neednt be a chairman. Chairwoman. Chairanimal.

Hummmmmmmm? Could the debate of the other day be showing its effects? Planet of the Apes debate?:p

Demetrius

Not an ape! Never an ape! Though felines are very human-like at times. Therefore Id make an exception. Id allow them to become honourery humans. Clean creatures too. And carnivores!

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Not an ape! Never an ape! Though felines are very human-like at times. Therefore Id make an exception. Id allow them to become honourery humans. Clean creatures too. And carnivores!

Someone might take offense if you referred to their leader as chairanimal, come to think of it. Perhaps Chairape, or Chairchimp, or...?

Demetrius

Chaircat. No. French Chat sounds better.

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Chaircat. No. French Chat sounds better.

La femme... chat?

Demetrius

Oui. StuhlmaedchenschwarzKatz

Banphrionsa

Demetrius wrote:

Oui. StuhlmaedchenschwarzKatz

Almost sounds like the Austrian born governor of California's name?

Demetrius

Mmmm... the next governor might be a female version of that oaf. Though built along slimmer lines and having a brain thats switched on. But having certain similarities with Arnie...one being physical fitness the other being...

Banphrionsa

The king has no clothes! And he was not exactly the sharpest blade in the drawer... Fun story, but also suggests something of politicians.

Demetrius

There not all theyre cracked up to be, I know. Thats why Id vote for actors and actresses as politicians. I mean theyre just a more professional breed than politicians. Both sets act all the time, but the latter often have a vocation.

Banphrionsa

Better politicians? Nope, just know how to act. Something about suspension of disbelief on the stage, screen, and the body politic.:D

Demetrius

Does Arnie know how to act as a politician. He did give a sterling performance as a robot.

Banphrionsa

Arnie has never been nominated for an Oscar, but perhaps after his performance as the Governator?:rolleyes:

Demetrius

Back on topic!

"Answer the question, M!" Leans bullishly over the table. "Spill the beans! Dont waste my time...or else...Now, stalkers! What do you know?"

psicic

/points to window behind you, with something clinging to the outside.

Should you investigate?

Diarmiud

psicic wrote:

/points to window behind you, with something clinging to the outside.

Should you investigate?

Naaa, thats only somebodies pet cat. Shes hungry, pawing the glass. Shed almost talk to you for some food.

pantar_dubh

Diarmiud wrote:

Naaa, thats only somebodies pet cat. Shes hungry, pawing the glass. Shed almost talk to you for some food.

Large eyes, low growl, switching tail. Looks at Diarmiud.

Diarmiud

pantar_dubh wrote:

Large eyes, low growl, switching tail. Looks at Diarmiud.

Pwish, pwish,pwish...here puss. Sets down saucer of milk. Panther Dubh doesnt look as if she wants to drink it. Continues looking at Diarmiud

Gulp!

pantar_dubh

Diarmiud wrote:

Pwish, pwish,pwish...here puss. Sets down saucer of milk. Panther Dubh doesnt look as if she wants to drink it. Continues looking at Diarmiud

Gulp!

Java eyes looking at brunch.

Diarmiud

pantar_dubh wrote:

Java eyes looking at brunch.

Diarmiud is brunch? He feels so Sex in the City, now:D So cosmopolitan

pantar_dubh

More like OC.:cool: