Is taking a piss in a public place bad?

nlgbbbblth

I was on a bus going through Roscommon town when my friend looks out the window and says, "Oh, there's a lady having a sh*t," so I look, of course, thinking it's just someone in a squatting position, but not actually visibly moving her bowels.

But no, there she was, perched on a seat, bare ass hanging over the back of it, turds dropping out like mince from a meat grinder, with at least a four-foot freefall to the ground.

ST*

nlgbbbblth wrote:

I was on a bus going through Roscommon town when my friend looks out the window and says, "Oh, there's a lady having a sh*t," so I look, of course, thinking it's just someone in a squatting position, but not actually visibly moving her bowels.

But no, there she was, perched on a seat, bare ass hanging over the back of it, turds dropping out like mince from a meat grinder, with at least a four-foot freefall to the ground.

That is fcuking disgusting.

Esel

el_tel wrote:

The maximum capacity of an average human bladder is around 500ml.

rubadub wrote:

thats moderately full. my record was either 3 or 4 pints. If you don't break the seal you can hold shocking amounts. I supposed my bladder was stretched from years of practise.

rubby,

If I doubt your boast above, i.e. that in one session of emptying your bladder you produced 3 pints, never mind 4 pints, how can I believe anything that follows in your (boast) post? :eek:

Dermington

if you gotta go then you gotta go...still though your most likely in that position because your pissed.

It is however one of the most serious public offences you can commit and if its taken far enough it can seriously get you in a lot of trouble just for taking a piss.

Bartronilic

Serious? it's a natural thing though! can people be given criminal records over this?

blu_sonic

yep indecent exposure

Dave!

Yes, we did

Read back a few pages!

Anyone tested this law though? I suppose you gotta poo without indecently exposing yourself, don't ya?

Alli Babba

You re all lucky to be male
Try being a gal and wanting to go for pee

although I have heard if a woman goes for a pee and is pregnant she will not get fined

Esel

Alli Babba wrote:

You re all lucky to be male
Try being a gal and wanting to go for pee

although I have heard if a woman goes for a pee and is pregnant she will not get fined

AFAIK, it is not illegal for a woman to urinate in public, because no indecent exposure takes place. I think it is for this reason also that taking a dump in public is not illegal.

Apparently, there is a law that if a pregnant woman knocks on your door and asks to use the toilet, you must let her.

rubadub

esel wrote:

rubby,

If I doubt your boast above, i.e. that in one session of emptying your bladder you produced 3 pints, never mind 4 pints, how can I believe anything that follows in your (boast) post? :eek:

Have a look at this. Google always opens up a whole new world of perversion no matter what I search for!

http://www.wetbbs.com/forums/printthread.php?t=4716&pp=40

One female claims 2250ml (just under 4 pints). another ones email address is sarah2500ml@hotmaildotcom
a guy claims 2800ml, 4.9pints

This is not normal for me by any amount. I was drinking beer heavily and drank several pints of water before going to bed. I woke up from the pain of my bladder, I could barely sit up it was so sore, with no chance of making it to the toilet so had to go in the room, I will spare you the details. I was still pissed so unsure about the 3 or 4.

But obviously holding it in will stretch it. In those days I used to get a 1 hr bus into town drinking all the way and having to hold it.

It is not really something I boast about! do you think it would impress people? other than freaks like on that site?

there she was, perched on a seat, bare ass hanging over the back of it, turds dropping out like mince from a meat grinder, with at least a four-foot freefall to the ground.

Did you get a photo?:D

Tar.Aldarion

I may have done it a few times.
>_>
Sewers are great, in fact, having the world as a urinal is too.

nlgbbbblth

Shock_treatment wrote:

That is fcuking disgusting.

why?

locokid

forget pissing in the street, is pissing on the 66 bus wrong!! long journey, weak bladder.

[someguy]

Ah sure they're drunk. So it can't be their fault, it's not like they're adults who chose to drink too much and not use the bathroom before leaving.

Being drunk shouldn't cut it as an excuse to do things like this.

But seeing as the majority of this country are seem to be stuck in the wrong mindset, some kind of public urinals are probably the way to go. Or mabye just having their faces rubbed in their handywork - it does work for animals after all.

Siogfinsceal

I think its really disgusting seeing people drunkenly p*ssing all over the place at closing time. But, to be fair there is a severe lack of public toilets in ireland and many places dont like you going in just to use the toilets- esp during the day. God help anyone with a sudden kidney infection or a case or diarrohea in this country!!

Civilian_Target

No, it's not bad, in fact, it's ultra-modern!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4291635.stm