weird sayings...

Eminem

What s the story , Whats the sca for your ma i love them sayings

meldrew

I seen better heads on a plane to Lourdes
I'd sooner put it in a blender

FX Meister

"I could eat a nob at night"

FlutterinBantam

"She has an @rse like a sack of slates"
"He's like a tinkers greyhound..no meat an a big m1ckey"
"He's full a wind an p1ss..like a barbers cat"
"Jaysus.. you'd get more meat on a butchers pencil"
OR
"Jaysus.. There'd be more meat on a tinkers shtick after a fair day in ballinasloe"
"He'd get up on the crack a dawn"

Slippin Jimmy

"It won't be long know, said the monkey when the train ran over his tail." That was a famous quote by Richie Ball, my English teacher:D .

deisemum

It's so cold it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey
I'll give you such a kick in the arse that my toes will be up with your tonsils
as tight as a ducks arse
he was hung like a donkey
I'm so busy, one of these days I'll meet myself coming back from somewhere
She's so nasty her p*ss would strip the enamel off the toilet
He's got HMS tattoed on his knob, when it's hard it spells Hammersmith
Keep your hand on your happenny

deisemum

He/she got a face that only his/her mother could love

Plastic Scouser

My favourite weird saying ever:

"Far fetched bobby-horse shit from China!"

(used to describe all sorts of things from a crap film that makes no sense at all to a tall-tale!)

deisemum

He's/She's so thick he/she has a plank for a brain extension
You can call me anything but don't call me too early in the morning
I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one

Hagar

As scarce as hobby horse's shyte


WTF Is a bobby horse? Have you had your hearing tested recently

constitutionus

one i heard from the radio

"Last time i saw a face like that the whole herd had to be destroyed"

rsta

he's so bad looking the tide wouldnt come in to meet him

his eyes where like two pissholes in the snow

he's so mean he wouldnt spend christmas

he's as tight as pair of nun's knickers

so hungry i could eat a small child through the orphanage gate

so hungry i could eat a farmers a*se through a hedge

you could rest your pint on her behind, its as big as a shelf

theres more meat on a butchers toothpick

you've a face on u like a wet week

she's got a face for radio alright

as flat as a witches tit

hullaballoo

You lamp.

FlutterinBantam

Itl'l be a good fire when it lights ..as the fox said when he p**issed on the heap of stones

"Their off!" as the cat said when he sat on the razor blade

"hard lines.".says the monkey when he sat on the railway

Classic from the Trailer Park Boys....

Rick...."Is Leahy p1ssed again?

Bubbles..."Is the tin mans c0ck made of sheet metal"

Tuesday_Girl

LadyJ wrote:

I've posted this one before but it's great!

"If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!"

I wouldn't get up on her to climb over a wall

I wouldn't ride her with yours

Siogfinsceal

- mad as a box of frogs

- you mad scone

- dumb as a bag of hammers

- id eat a babies arse through a dirty nappy

- not the sharpest knife in the drawer

NeMiSiS

A situation of great difficulty : You might aswell be trying to poke butter up a hedgehogs arse using a hot needle.
TK

FX Meister

"Sure why bother with the straight and nasty when just a stretch of gunter juice would do the boxy"

jizzum

"like an angel pissing on your tonuge.." -when something tastes nice

" jaysus have you been giving a Pakki a blowjob...."(rascist i know sorry) -someone with bad breath

" quick hide the biscuits...."- on the arrival of a Fatty

"Tasty like the sweat from the back of a jockeys boll0x..."- unpleasent taste

LadyJ

LadyJ wrote:

I've posted this one before but it's great!

"If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!"

ROFL brilliant

Kermitt

Fu*k me pink with a whitewash brush

I would says she but the grass is wet

As tight as a camel's ar$e on a sandstorm

as mad as a brush (how mad are brushes?)

he wouldn't kick $hite off a wet hen (my dad's favourite watchin football)

Huggles

this is one I like.....

I'm so hungry I'd eat a childs ar$e throught the bars of his crib.....

I honestly think the Irish have the best turn of phrase in the world

meldrew

He's as odd as the two cheeks of me arse and all they see all day is sh*te

RoundyMooney

[Father Ted Crilly] I don't beeellliiieeeeevvveee it! [/Father Ted Crilly]

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I'm so hungry I'd eat the arse of a low flying child.

I'm so hungry I'd eat a scabby dog.

As tight as a nuns cnut on sunday.

themole

so hungry i could eat:
the hind legs of the lamb of god.
a small child and chips
a scabby baby

reffering to a hot bird:
i'd walk bare foot through broken glass to put a candle in her ****e

is_that_so

Heard this once

"You couldn't score in a brothel with a fistful of fivers"

tintinr35

your as dry as hobby horses sh1t

kc66

"may the crows never light on your spuds" - gratitude

"If i won a goldfish he would drown himself" - I have bad luck

"Im as tired as a crows elbow after a long flight" - bit stupid but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it.

rsta

another one...

sure he's useless he couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery

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