weird sayings...

PlayGirl

what type of weird saying have you heard that you dont understand, someone may be able to answer you/tell you what it means!

what does atari jaguar mean on polls??

AngryBadger

"He has the Grip of the Badger" when i first heard it I thought of chinese samurai movies, but apparently it's an old irish saying, something to do with tenacity.

Atari Jaguar was a console that was released years, and years, and years ago in a bid to compete with sega/nintendo and the rest. Failed utterly if memory serves.

PlayGirl

AngryBadger wrote:

Atari Jaguar was a console that was released years, and years, and years ago in a bid to compete with sega/nintendo and the rest. Failed utterly if memory serves.

but why is it said on polls??

AngryBadger

PlayGirl wrote:

but why is it said on polls??

I'd guess it's a joke of some kind, like the whole Chuck Norris/Mr. T thing, why put something completely obselete into a poll it has absolutely no relevance to? Because it's funny that's why.

Sort of like raping a clown

Shabadu

http://www.boards.ie/wiki/index.php/Atari_jaguar

PlayGirl

AngryBadger wrote:

why put something completely obselete into a poll it has absolutely no relevance to? Because it's funny that's why.

Sort of like raping a clown

oh kk

jizzum

Favorite sayings..most come from my aul man or my mates old man...

"im starving...Id ate the c0ck of a low flying duck.."

"what are ya doing standing there like a PIg pis$ing.."

"he has a neck like a jockeys b0llox..."

"i couldnt give a fiddlers w@nk what ya fu#kin think..."

" he's a miserable c#nt he wouldnt let ya sniff the steam off his sh!t.."

i could write a book full off these..used to crack me up when i was a kid..needless to say the teachers in school werent to impressed when i brought them to school

PlayGirl

jizzum wrote:

Favorite sayings..most come from my aul man or my mates old man...

"im starving...Id ate the c0ck of a low flying duck.."

"what are ya doing standing there like a PIg pis$ing.."

"he has a neck like a jockeys b0llox..."

"i couldnt give a fiddlers w@nk what ya fu#kin think..."

" he's a miserable c#nt wouldnt let ya sniff the steam of his sh!t.."

i could write a book full off these..used to crack me up when i was a kid..needless to say the teachers in school werent to impressed when i brought them to school

lol

Dooom

AngryBadger wrote:

Sort of like raping a clown

lol

Little Miss...

Acting the maggot........
we all know what it means though!

rubadub

AngryBadger wrote:

"He has the Grip of the Badger" .

I have heard badgers bite and keep applying pressure until they hear a bone break. People would put sticks in their wellies so the sound would make the badger let go

AngryBadger wrote:

Atari Jaguar was a console that was released years, and years, and years ago in a bid to compete with sega/nintendo and the rest. Failed utterly if memory serves.

It did fail but was the first "something" bit console out there, a fact often overlooked by sony/sega/nintendo marketing people who would list their machine as the first with "such n such" when really other consoles had it first. I think it just pisses off people that it was ignored. Whenever polls are up people often request obscure things to be included.

PlayGirl

Little Miss... wrote:

Acting the maggot........
we all know what it means though!

yea, sure we do!

is_that_so

"You'll be alright before you're twice married" - never understood that one at all. Usually said if you hurt yourself as a child.

Quackles

"laughing like a basket of chips"
"up and down like a hooers knickers"
My mother has oodles of these...

pontovic

heres a few i have heard

-- im so hungry i could eat a farmers arse through a thorn bush

-- jesus im sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit

-- she is as mad as a snake

-- women will come and go, but the bottle is always there for you. the bottle is your friend.

-- im so horny i could ride a warm scarf

is_that_so

He'd get up on a stiff breeze

Megatron

Quackles wrote:

"laughing like a basket of chips"
"up and down like a hooers knickers"
My mother has oodles of these...

have to ask , the says or the hooers knickers ?

Back on Topic ,

As Mad as a Spoon
or if the person is completely out there
As mad as a fork .

Don't ask me holmes , it's your world im just living in it.

Quackles

Megatron wrote:

have to ask , the says or the hooers knickers ?

Both..

That reminds, me though -

"Odd as five"
"It won't stunt their growth" (when people going out ages get engaged)
"Thats the way" (greeting by farmer type folk the second time you meet them in short period of time)

ST*

You bizarre horse.

FX Meister

"Don't go chucking stuff about, you might need that later" Karl Pilkington

jizzum

"Ya never see an old guy tucking into a twix do ya?"--Karl Pilkington

modular

"Only eat animals that look nice when they're alive" - Karl Pilkington

biko

Knee high to a grasshopper

i am a lady

"the sights you see when you haven't got your shotgun"

a favourite of my mother and now me.

Hagar

As pi$$ed as a granny's matress
As thick as bottled pig sh1t
So hungry that you would eat a child's arse through a wicker chair
In and out like a fiddler's elbow
The curse of the seven snotty orphans on you
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein
As ugly as a bag of spanners
As awkward as a bag of hammers
bad cess to ye
may the wind at your back always be your own
grinning like a waanking jap
He would drink pi$$ out of a hooer's boot
A face like a bulldog licking pi$$ of a nettle
A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
So mean he would peel an orange in his pocket
So mean he would take a cigarette out lighting
As cute as two hooers

county

pontovic wrote:

-- jesus im sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit

never heard that one but funny as fcuk:D

Tobias Greeshman

"A cute cork hooer and a mean cavan bastard..."
"Jaysus I'm that hungry, I'd ate a horse..."
"Grinning like a cheshire cat..."
"Ya wouldn't back a tractor..."
"Ya wouldn't drive nelly..."
"Ya wouldn't beat eggs..."
"As thick as two short planks..."

LadyJ

I've posted this one before but it's great!

"If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!"

Litcagral

"He couldn't give two continentals" anyone know the origin??


"She has a face like a slapped arse" - always makes me laugh

arbeitsscheuer

Dunno if this has been posted before...

Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo = His accuracy is rather lax, is it not?

Hagar

If I'd a nine acre field of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the gate

Eminem

What s the story , Whats the sca for your ma i love them sayings

meldrew

I seen better heads on a plane to Lourdes
I'd sooner put it in a blender

FX Meister

"I could eat a nob at night"

FlutterinBantam

"She has an @rse like a sack of slates"
"He's like a tinkers greyhound..no meat an a big m1ckey"
"He's full a wind an p1ss..like a barbers cat"
"Jaysus.. you'd get more meat on a butchers pencil"
OR
"Jaysus.. There'd be more meat on a tinkers shtick after a fair day in ballinasloe"
"He'd get up on the crack a dawn"

Slippin Jimmy

"It won't be long know, said the monkey when the train ran over his tail." That was a famous quote by Richie Ball, my English teacher:D .

deisemum

It's so cold it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey
I'll give you such a kick in the arse that my toes will be up with your tonsils
as tight as a ducks arse
he was hung like a donkey
I'm so busy, one of these days I'll meet myself coming back from somewhere
She's so nasty her p*ss would strip the enamel off the toilet
He's got HMS tattoed on his knob, when it's hard it spells Hammersmith
Keep your hand on your happenny

deisemum

He/she got a face that only his/her mother could love

Plastic Scouser

My favourite weird saying ever:

"Far fetched bobby-horse shit from China!"

(used to describe all sorts of things from a crap film that makes no sense at all to a tall-tale!)

deisemum

He's/She's so thick he/she has a plank for a brain extension
You can call me anything but don't call me too early in the morning
I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one

Hagar

As scarce as hobby horse's shyte


WTF Is a bobby horse? Have you had your hearing tested recently

constitutionus

one i heard from the radio

"Last time i saw a face like that the whole herd had to be destroyed"

rsta

he's so bad looking the tide wouldnt come in to meet him

his eyes where like two pissholes in the snow

he's so mean he wouldnt spend christmas

he's as tight as pair of nun's knickers

so hungry i could eat a small child through the orphanage gate

so hungry i could eat a farmers a*se through a hedge

you could rest your pint on her behind, its as big as a shelf

theres more meat on a butchers toothpick

you've a face on u like a wet week

she's got a face for radio alright

as flat as a witches tit

hullaballoo

You lamp.

FlutterinBantam

Itl'l be a good fire when it lights ..as the fox said when he p**issed on the heap of stones

"Their off!" as the cat said when he sat on the razor blade

"hard lines.".says the monkey when he sat on the railway

Classic from the Trailer Park Boys....

Rick...."Is Leahy p1ssed again?

Bubbles..."Is the tin mans c0ck made of sheet metal"

Tuesday_Girl

LadyJ wrote:

I've posted this one before but it's great!

"If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!"

I wouldn't get up on her to climb over a wall

I wouldn't ride her with yours

Siogfinsceal

- mad as a box of frogs

- you mad scone

- dumb as a bag of hammers

- id eat a babies arse through a dirty nappy

- not the sharpest knife in the drawer

NeMiSiS

A situation of great difficulty : You might aswell be trying to poke butter up a hedgehogs arse using a hot needle.
TK

FX Meister

"Sure why bother with the straight and nasty when just a stretch of gunter juice would do the boxy"

jizzum

"like an angel pissing on your tonuge.." -when something tastes nice

" jaysus have you been giving a Pakki a blowjob...."(rascist i know sorry) -someone with bad breath

" quick hide the biscuits...."- on the arrival of a Fatty

"Tasty like the sweat from the back of a jockeys boll0x..."- unpleasent taste

LadyJ

LadyJ wrote:

I've posted this one before but it's great!

"If I had a bag of mickeys I wouldn't give her one!"

ROFL brilliant