three wishes

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Marts wrote:

why not just wish for Mrs. Doyle? you'll get cocaine cakes!... oh wait, not cocaine... raisins!

Sometimes I do wish that but oh, I'd be afraid of that cocaine now!

nesf

Demeant0r wrote:

Awww isn't that cute, he took time from his hectic modship of AH to make you a cuppa j/k

You make it sound like I had some choice in the matter! :rolleyes:

pepper

ColHol wrote:

1. That i could raise people from the dead
2. That i could affect free will
3. €125 million

no the terms were you cant affect free will and you cant raise the dead

Faith

I think that's the point...

andrew163

1. The ability to pass a politics exam
2. Teleporter...no...wait.... gimme the entire space ship, equipped with teleporters... (the rest could come in handy for world domination)
3. To use George Bush as a footstool for a day.

The Bollox

...
5. to kick George Bush in the nuts once for every day he has been president
6. to always be in shape no matter how much I eat

Scraggs

teleporter
photographic memory
health and happiness for me and everyone i love

Capt'n Midnight

1. Omnipotence

2. Since I can't affect free will and I doubt that a genie could be bribed I'd make the genie think that three is somewhere near infinity + 1

n.

n+1.

..

3. save in case I need it to get around the omnipotence paradox.

xzanti

1. I want the whale to be still alive

2. I want to stop feeling bad about the whale

3. I want 3 real wishes that I can actually use

tails2

1. to be able to know all the languages of the world

2. to be the smartest person in the world[ first wish could tie in with this]

3. to be able to be able to snap my fingers and have anything i want

qz

1) To be happy
2) To be able to stop time
3) To be loaded

Kojak

1. To have a time machine.
2. To have loads of cash.
3. To meet God before I die and ask him 'Can I do anything to help you while I am down on earth?'

JohnCleary

1) To be happy
2) Meh
3) Meh again

plonk

To have a good life
Meet good people
and the euromillions jackpot on friday

Zebra3

I'd wish for:

1) To be uptight;

2) To be out of sight;

3) To be in the groove.

And I'd instantly turn into a.................















...tampon!!!!

(Old joke). :v: :v: :v:

shewolf

one wish would do, make me have as much power as the genie, then i could give myself what i wanted for ever. like yer man did in aladin.

Pigman II

I'd wish freedom from its wish-granting-obligations to the Genie cos otherwise karma comes back to bite you on the ass.

Yeah I saw that X-files

connundrum

Apparently there are set rules for this kind of thing.. http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/060116sh_shouts (feckin Americans )

1. same
2. again
3. please

*Enjoy alcohol responsibly

BoozyBabe

Love, health & happiness for me, my nearest & dearest

declanoneill

joejoem wrote:

*applauds*


1) I would be able to control the elements. Earth, Wind, Water and Fire.

With our powers combined.....

Pighead

1/ To be magically transported to a faraway meadow where i would make sweet sweet love to a real girl for an hour and a half.

2/ To be transported back to 1985 in the Crucible Arena in Sheffield and let a loud proud dirty fart which makes Dennis Tyalor miss that final black thus allowing The Nugget to win the World Snooker Championship for a fourth time.

3/ Finally Pighead would wish for a magical pair of socks that always smelt great and never needed changing.

Mr Magnolia

1. Euro Millions

2. Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris

3. Roundhouse kick Rio Ferdinand

Megatron

declanoneill wrote:

With our powers combined.....

i was thinking the same thing :P



ok my wishes...

1. to have all of the abilties of Superman without any of his weakneses.
2. to live foreever.
3. for the Genie to dissapear forever and for every other geneie/dragon ball type thing that grants wishes to dispearr forever.


and then what happens next would be my wish , the only wish i would need... but it would be a wish now ....


World Domination


/Chackels madly

IceHawk

1. A big pair of wings. Not sissy wings, either. Big ****-off wings that can carry my weight.
2. The ability to control the molecular makeup of any atoms within 100m of me.
3. The ability to swim underwater indefinitely without feeling cold or drowning

Siogfinsceal

i think Karl Hungus has the right idea!

Brid Hegarty

An 1990 audi coupe

Claire Byrne as a dominatrix

And the Hamilton watch that Russell Crow wore in 'The Next Three Days'

BattleCorp

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/50739940#Comment_50739940

Eternal youth would be an absolute curse. You'd get to see everyone you ever knew and cared about die, then make new friends and care about them, and watch them die, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over ..............

Fandymo

World peace, ending world hunger, eternal happiness for me, friends, family etc. These all mess with free will people, so not happening.

I'd go for

1. The ability to invent a clean perpetual motion machine. I'd sell electricity to the entire world extremely cheaply, but still become stinking rich off the back of it.
2. That my image would never show in photos/tv camera pictures unless I specifically wanted to, so no paparazzi etc annoying me because of all of my money.
3. Keep the third one in my back pocket in case of emergency.

Fandymo

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117810971#Comment_117810971

And then when the sun finally explodes, floating around in a vast nothingness for millenia

Riddle101

1. To have genius level intellect - I'd like to be a genius as then I could understand things better and be able to solve problems and come up with solutions.
2. To have €100 million
3. To be immortal