three wishes

pepper

ok heres the deal. a genie grants you 3 wishes BUT you cant raise people from the dead- you cant affect free will- and you cant wish for more wishes.......


what would you wish for

PlayGirl

i would wish that all third world countries (&all other countries for that matter) would have all the basic requirments eg~unlimited suppily of food, clean water, clothing, housing etc.. & probably 1billion euros so i could buy everything i always wanted & eternal youth..

hullaballoo

But you can kill people right...

Faith

1. I'd wish that I always had the exact amount of money in my wallet for what I wanted to buy
2. To have a 36-24-36 figure for the rest of my life, never succumbing to wrinkles or any of that
3. Never to get any of those horrible things old people get like alzheimers, parkinsons' etc...

pepper

hullaballoo wrote:

But you can kill people right...

yes but you cant make someone else do it( free will etc)

Karl Hungus

1. Immortality, with the condition that I can end myself at will.
2. An infinite supply of money.
3. The ability to shapeshift into anyone or anything.

Yes. That would be fun.

MrSinn

My sig says it all!

ferdi

if i was being selfish...
1.ability to turn invisible.
2.ability to render people incontinent at will.
3.infinate cash.

hullaballoo

I don't think there's anyone who wouldn't go for the infinite supply of money thing, so it really only comes down to what else you'd go for.

I'd like it if I could control time and space. I suppose that's two wishes.

Oh wait, if I control time and space, I don't really need the money one anymore so I'd wish for the ability to communicate with animals.

boneless

A bottle of everlasting (or an everlasting bottle!!) of whisky (Scottish malt!!)

Erm.... two more bottles of above....

pepper

ferdi wrote:

if i was being selfish...
1.ability to turn invisible.
2.ability to render people incontinent at will.
3.infinate cash.

ha ha ha gotta love that 2nd one

DEmeant0r

1. infinite cash
2. instant teleportation(no travelling anymore!)
3. ability to shapeshift into anything/anyone

Franky Boy

Infinite cash.
Ability to shapeshift.
To never get fatal diseases!

Bettyboop

for everyone to be happy
cure for all cancers
and always have enough money to buy what i want:D

Sleepy

ferdi wrote:

2.ability to render people incontinent at will.

That is the first post in about 6 months that actually made me laugh out loud.


My own choices:

1. A credit card with no limit that I'd never have to pay back.
2. Instant Karma to be a reality (we'd have world peace and an end to poverty pretty fast)
3. The ability to bestow the gift of immortality on anyone I wished (myself included).

Eminem

1 . World Peace
2 Meet eminem
3 Sop hunger all over the world

Nalz

Sleepy wrote:

2. Instant Karma to be a reality (we'd have world peace and an end to poverty pretty fast)

I like that one....gonna put it with


1. a long happy healthy life
3. a forever lasting rasher sandwich (denny bacon and brennans bread)

.................

KevIRL

1. That I had some form of Star Trek transporter machine, to get someone from North Co Dublin down to Waterford.

ST*

I'd ask for a time machine, to fast forward a fortnight..

The Bollox

1. that the genie in question would multiply*
2. that I will from now on have an unbelieveable amount of luck
3. that it rained doughnuts
4. that the world no-longer revolved around money!!!

* the extra wishes are merely coincidental

Eminem

Shock_treatment wrote:

I'd ask for a time machine, to fast forward a fortnight..

That would be cool to:cool:

DEmeant0r

Marts wrote:

1. that the genie in question would multiply*
2. that I will from now on have an unbelieveable amount of luck
3. that it rained doughnuts
4. that the world no-longer revolved around money!!!

* the extra wishes are merely coincidental

But then my wish about infinite money would be meaningless

simu

I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.

(hinterz)

StupidLikeAFox

1. That i could raise people from the dead
2. That i could affect free will
3. €125 million

joejoem

ferdi wrote:

2.ability to render people incontinent at will.

*applauds*

Just brilliant.

1) I would be able to control the elements. Earth, Wind, Water and Fire.

2) To be financially content the rest of my life

3) For no major tradgidies to happen in my generation or my future generations life time such as nuclear holicaust, alien invasion, dissapearance of the ozone, disease epeidemic, asteroid collision, moon dissapears, ice age etc

rubadub

1. Power to freeze time.
2. 14" prick (the current 18" is too big for most).
3. Have my own country & MY laws.

simu

My wish came true - I have tea. Keep them simple and they will be realized, folks!

DEmeant0r

Did the Genie make the tea for you :v:

simu

Demeant0r wrote:

Did the Genie make the tea for you :v:

No, it was nesf. Well, he is a sort of genie of AH... :v:

-*raises an eyebrow*

The Bollox

simu wrote:

I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.

(hinterz)

why not just wish for Mrs. Doyle? you'll get cocaine cakes!... oh wait, not cocaine... raisins!

DEmeant0r

Awww isn't that cute, he took time from his hectic modship of AH to make you a cuppa j/k