three wishes

pepper

ok heres the deal. a genie grants you 3 wishes BUT you cant raise people from the dead- you cant affect free will- and you cant wish for more wishes.......


what would you wish for

PlayGirl

i would wish that all third world countries (&all other countries for that matter) would have all the basic requirments eg~unlimited suppily of food, clean water, clothing, housing etc.. & probably 1billion euros so i could buy everything i always wanted & eternal youth..

hullaballoo

But you can kill people right...

Faith

1. I'd wish that I always had the exact amount of money in my wallet for what I wanted to buy
2. To have a 36-24-36 figure for the rest of my life, never succumbing to wrinkles or any of that
3. Never to get any of those horrible things old people get like alzheimers, parkinsons' etc...

pepper

hullaballoo wrote:

But you can kill people right...

yes but you cant make someone else do it( free will etc)

Karl Hungus

1. Immortality, with the condition that I can end myself at will.
2. An infinite supply of money.
3. The ability to shapeshift into anyone or anything.

Yes. That would be fun.

MrSinn

My sig says it all!

ferdi

if i was being selfish...
1.ability to turn invisible.
2.ability to render people incontinent at will.
3.infinate cash.

hullaballoo

I don't think there's anyone who wouldn't go for the infinite supply of money thing, so it really only comes down to what else you'd go for.

I'd like it if I could control time and space. I suppose that's two wishes.

Oh wait, if I control time and space, I don't really need the money one anymore so I'd wish for the ability to communicate with animals.

boneless

A bottle of everlasting (or an everlasting bottle!!) of whisky (Scottish malt!!)

Erm.... two more bottles of above....

pepper

ferdi wrote:

if i was being selfish...
1.ability to turn invisible.
2.ability to render people incontinent at will.
3.infinate cash.

ha ha ha gotta love that 2nd one

DEmeant0r

1. infinite cash
2. instant teleportation(no travelling anymore!)
3. ability to shapeshift into anything/anyone

Franky Boy

Infinite cash.
Ability to shapeshift.
To never get fatal diseases!

Bettyboop

for everyone to be happy
cure for all cancers
and always have enough money to buy what i want:D

Sleepy

ferdi wrote:

2.ability to render people incontinent at will.

That is the first post in about 6 months that actually made me laugh out loud.


My own choices:

1. A credit card with no limit that I'd never have to pay back.
2. Instant Karma to be a reality (we'd have world peace and an end to poverty pretty fast)
3. The ability to bestow the gift of immortality on anyone I wished (myself included).

Eminem

1 . World Peace
2 Meet eminem
3 Sop hunger all over the world

Nalz

Sleepy wrote:

2. Instant Karma to be a reality (we'd have world peace and an end to poverty pretty fast)

I like that one....gonna put it with


1. a long happy healthy life
3. a forever lasting rasher sandwich (denny bacon and brennans bread)

.................

KevIRL

1. That I had some form of Star Trek transporter machine, to get someone from North Co Dublin down to Waterford.

ST*

I'd ask for a time machine, to fast forward a fortnight..

The Bollox

1. that the genie in question would multiply*
2. that I will from now on have an unbelieveable amount of luck
3. that it rained doughnuts
4. that the world no-longer revolved around money!!!

* the extra wishes are merely coincidental

Eminem

Shock_treatment wrote:

I'd ask for a time machine, to fast forward a fortnight..

That would be cool to:cool:

DEmeant0r

Marts wrote:

1. that the genie in question would multiply*
2. that I will from now on have an unbelieveable amount of luck
3. that it rained doughnuts
4. that the world no-longer revolved around money!!!

* the extra wishes are merely coincidental

But then my wish about infinite money would be meaningless

simu

I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.

(hinterz)

StupidLikeAFox

1. That i could raise people from the dead
2. That i could affect free will
3. €125 million

joejoem

ferdi wrote:

2.ability to render people incontinent at will.

*applauds*

Just brilliant.

1) I would be able to control the elements. Earth, Wind, Water and Fire.

2) To be financially content the rest of my life

3) For no major tradgidies to happen in my generation or my future generations life time such as nuclear holicaust, alien invasion, dissapearance of the ozone, disease epeidemic, asteroid collision, moon dissapears, ice age etc

rubadub

1. Power to freeze time.
2. 14" prick (the current 18" is too big for most).
3. Have my own country & MY laws.

simu

My wish came true - I have tea. Keep them simple and they will be realized, folks!

DEmeant0r

Did the Genie make the tea for you :v:

simu

Demeant0r wrote:

Did the Genie make the tea for you :v:

No, it was nesf. Well, he is a sort of genie of AH... :v:

-*raises an eyebrow*

The Bollox

simu wrote:

I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.
I wish for tea.

(hinterz)

why not just wish for Mrs. Doyle? you'll get cocaine cakes!... oh wait, not cocaine... raisins!

DEmeant0r

Awww isn't that cute, he took time from his hectic modship of AH to make you a cuppa j/k

simu

Marts wrote:

why not just wish for Mrs. Doyle? you'll get cocaine cakes!... oh wait, not cocaine... raisins!

Sometimes I do wish that but oh, I'd be afraid of that cocaine now!

nesf

Demeant0r wrote:

Awww isn't that cute, he took time from his hectic modship of AH to make you a cuppa j/k

You make it sound like I had some choice in the matter! :rolleyes:

pepper

ColHol wrote:

1. That i could raise people from the dead
2. That i could affect free will
3. €125 million

no the terms were you cant affect free will and you cant raise the dead

Faith

I think that's the point...

andrew163

1. The ability to pass a politics exam
2. Teleporter...no...wait.... gimme the entire space ship, equipped with teleporters... (the rest could come in handy for world domination)
3. To use George Bush as a footstool for a day.

The Bollox

...
5. to kick George Bush in the nuts once for every day he has been president
6. to always be in shape no matter how much I eat

Scraggs

teleporter
photographic memory
health and happiness for me and everyone i love

Capt'n Midnight

1. Omnipotence

2. Since I can't affect free will and I doubt that a genie could be bribed I'd make the genie think that three is somewhere near infinity + 1

n.

n+1.

..

3. save in case I need it to get around the omnipotence paradox.

xzanti

1. I want the whale to be still alive

2. I want to stop feeling bad about the whale

3. I want 3 real wishes that I can actually use

tails2

1. to be able to know all the languages of the world

2. to be the smartest person in the world[ first wish could tie in with this]

3. to be able to be able to snap my fingers and have anything i want

qz

1) To be happy
2) To be able to stop time
3) To be loaded

Kojak

1. To have a time machine.
2. To have loads of cash.
3. To meet God before I die and ask him 'Can I do anything to help you while I am down on earth?'

JohnCleary

1) To be happy
2) Meh
3) Meh again

plonk

To have a good life
Meet good people
and the euromillions jackpot on friday

Zebra3

I'd wish for:

1) To be uptight;

2) To be out of sight;

3) To be in the groove.

And I'd instantly turn into a.................















...tampon!!!!

(Old joke). :v: :v: :v:

shewolf

one wish would do, make me have as much power as the genie, then i could give myself what i wanted for ever. like yer man did in aladin.

Pigman II

I'd wish freedom from its wish-granting-obligations to the Genie cos otherwise karma comes back to bite you on the ass.

Yeah I saw that X-files

connundrum

Apparently there are set rules for this kind of thing.. http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/060116sh_shouts (feckin Americans )

1. same
2. again
3. please

*Enjoy alcohol responsibly

BoozyBabe

Love, health & happiness for me, my nearest & dearest

declanoneill

joejoem wrote:

*applauds*


1) I would be able to control the elements. Earth, Wind, Water and Fire.

With our powers combined.....