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up the bum enquiry( for blokes )

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    julep wrote:
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    Keep reaching for that rainbow sister!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ha ha im being serious


    So was I. Without proper provisions, one can get lost exploring even a small anus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭FunkyDa


    Make sure to wash your hands with soap and water afterwards, prior to handling food. Alternatively, give him an enema, before your explorations. Better still, do both.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Talliesin wrote:
    Keep reaching for that rainbow sister!
    lmfao.

    seriously though, i really don't see any harm in a woman doing that. like i said, it's not like some bloke doing it to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 Guest


    FUСK ME TILL I FART!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Despite the many calls for this thread to be moved, The Leader has instructed me to not move it. Nothing is off-topic on this forum. So shut your gobs and you can stick any protests RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'll off topic(on topic being what it is used to) your ass!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    F&#965 wrote: »
    FUСK ME TILL I FART!
    God save the children.

    I suggest you edit this post, or delete this thread!!!

    I'm actually shocked its still here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    F&#965 wrote: »
    FUСK ME TILL I FART!


    My god, thats is hilarious :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭0utshined


    :Pegging:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    julep wrote:
    lmfao.

    seriously though, i really don't see any harm in a woman doing that. like i said, it's not like some bloke doing it to you.
    Blokes can be perfectly skilled at doing it too though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    Well everyman is going to experience it when he hits his forties. I'm gonna get myself a female doctor. I'll sue if she refuses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    The shocker

    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink!!! thats called The SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭adamshred


    epic thread revival :cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Been a long time since i laughed this hard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Well everyman is going to experience it when he hits his forties. I'm gonna get myself a female doctor. I'll sue if she refuses.


    its only wrong if you push back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Terry wrote: »
    i'd be willing to let a woman stick her finger up my ass while giving me head.
    nothing gay about it. it's not like having some dude beat it into you when you drop the soap.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Cant get it to embed

    but this song seems more appropriate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagCoUYvIXE&feature=related


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Shabadu wrote: »
    O.o


    *CLEARLY* this question should have been posed in the "Sarky, in my orifice please" thread?
    LOL

    'cept now I've got coffee all over the keyboard


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    he requested that i teach him the ways of up the bum thought i could reciprecate the favor as i heard it somewhat pleasurable for gays:D
    fyp




    "teach him the ways of up the bum" can you really get that as an add on for sat nav ?


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