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up the bum enquiry( for blokes )

  • 17-01-2006 3:45pm
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    do you like it when a girl explores your bum? (with a finger only)

    it supposed to hit the male g spot but im apprehensive just looking for experiences and recommendation on how to go about it :D
    feel free to move this thread the reason i posted here becuz seen a previous thread of similar nature here posted by pighead


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Hmmm not sure if this is suitable behaviour for a prince.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    he requested that i teach him the ways of up the bum thought i could reciprecate the favor as i heard it somewhat pleasurable for guys:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    it's odd. that is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    he requested that i teach him the ways of up the bum thought i could reciprecate the favor as i heard it somewhat pleasurable for guys:D

    I hear the nest of a cuckoo, used to stimulate that area, is big in parts of Germany.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    it's odd. that is all.
    odd good or odd bad


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭koolkat


    guys will tell you that they don,t like it but if you do it they love it


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    koolkat wrote:
    guys will tell you that they don,t like it but if you do it they love it
    so should i try it anyway and hope for the best where exactly is the male g spot though


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dear lord no comment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    a tongue is much better,so am told:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    If you really need the answer
    gaygle.jpg for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭koolkat


    yes i think you should try it. :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    This isn't the place for this discussion in fairness - there's a Sex and Sexuality board but you need to be a subscriber/moderator to view it.

    On Topic: Whatever you do, warn him first and make sure you don't have long nails!!! Works especially well when you're giving head.

    Anatomy lesson - there is no male G-Spot. Only women have G-spots. Men have PROSTATE GLANDS...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    O.o


    *CLEARLY* this question should have been posed in the "Sarky, in my orifice please" thread?


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    so should i try it anyway and hope for the best where exactly is the male g spot though

    Good god woman.

    Don't you have magazines like Mizz for shit like this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Shabadu wrote:
    O.o


    *CLEARLY* this question should have been posed in the "Sarky, in my orifice please" thread?
    now *theres* an image I could have done without.


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shabadu wrote:
    O.o


    *CLEARLY* this question should have been posed in the "Sarky, in my orifice please" thread?

    Thats hot!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    ......
    Your Boyfriend asked you to do this?
    Does he also like to wear your underwear?
    Does he still go to sleepovers in his mates gaff?
    Is is favourite pub The George?
    Think about it....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Hagar wrote:
    If you really need the answer
    gaygle.jpg for it.

    Oh how that made me laugh!

    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭Dathai


    coolsmileygirl , Im willing if you're up for experimenting *wiggles eyebrows*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    do you like it when a girl explores your bum? (with a finger only)


    No, but I don't mind if it's done properly with pack-drawn sleds filled with provisions, safety equipment, and maybe an experienced Sherpah or two.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sarky wrote:
    No, but I don't mind if it's done properly with pack-drawn sleds filled with provisions, safety equipment, and maybe an experienced Sherpah or two.
    ha ha im being serious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    If my numerous conversations with my female friends on this topic are anything to go by.....lots of men like anal, rectal or protate stimulation.....as you can see tho, it's not easy finding a man who will admit it! lol!! :rolleyes:;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    the cooco'snest ios no place for serious posting . :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    ha ha im being serious
    I SUGGEST YOU READ THE CHARTER! wackabig8wp.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Am I allowed to post sensibly given that this is the Cuckoo's Nest?

    Physically most men like anal stimulation. The so-called "male G-spot" you are referring to is the prostate, and stimulating that is pleasurable. As well as that most men and many women are physically inclined some degree of stimulation around the anus with fingers (careful of fingernails though), tongue or in other ways.

    Some people will tell you that no women enjoy this, seemingly thinking that the prostate is the only source of such pleasure. I would counter this argument in two ways; firstly the nerve-endings there are tied into the nerve endings in the clitoris and vagina, secondly if they were faking why fake more at that point ;)

    However, physical matters aside a lot of men and women have psychological issues with anal stimulation. In the case of straight men in particular they quite often associate any degree of anal pleasure with homosexuality. If this comes up in a bedroom situation try to avoid the immediate response of laughing your head off at him or saying "ha, you're such a noob at sex!". This will not increase his sense of self-esteem or make him more comfortable with his body.

    (Last bit just phrased that way because it is the Cuckoo's Nest after all).


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    thanks thats what i was looking for!
    Im gonna subscribe incase ive any more queries like this i can bring them to the sex forum


  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Talliesin wrote:
    Am I allowed to post sensibly given that this is the Cuckoo's Nest?

    Physically most men like anal stimulation. The so-called "male G-spot" you are referring to is the prostate, and stimulating that is pleasurable. As well as that most men and many women are physically inclined some degree of stimulation around the anus with fingers (careful of fingernails though), tongue or in other ways.

    Some people will tell you that no women enjoy this, seemingly thinking that the prostate is the only source of such pleasure. I would counter this argument in two ways; firstly the nerve-endings there are tied into the nerve endings in the clitoris and vagina, secondly if they were faking why fake more at that point ;)

    However, physical matters aside a lot of men and women have psychological issues with anal stimulation. In the case of straight men in particular they quite often associate any degree of anal pleasure with homosexuality. If this comes up in a bedroom situation try to avoid the immediate response of laughing your head off at him or saying "ha, you're such a noob at sex!". This will not increase his sense of self-esteem or make him more comfortable with his body.

    (Last bit just phrased that way because it is the Cuckoo's Nest after all).



    piss off with that shít

    Go else where to be analy stimizated plz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    i'd be willing to let a woman stick her finger up my ass while giving me head.
    nothing gay about it. it's not like having some dude beat it into you when you drop the soap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    julep wrote:
    i'd be willing to let a woman stick her finger up my ass while giving me head.
    nothing gay about it. it's not like having some dude beat it into you when you drop the soap.
    /me reads post

    /me looks at scrolling rainbow signature


    DOES NOT COMPUTE bbbrrrrrt *Kapow*


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    julep wrote:
    i'd be willing to let a woman stick her finger up my ass while giving me head.
    nothing gay about it. it's not like having some dude beat it into you when you drop the soap.
    Yes it is, khaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    julep wrote:
    multibar.gif
    Keep reaching for that rainbow sister!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ha ha im being serious


    So was I. Without proper provisions, one can get lost exploring even a small anus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭FunkyDa


    Make sure to wash your hands with soap and water afterwards, prior to handling food. Alternatively, give him an enema, before your explorations. Better still, do both.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Talliesin wrote:
    Keep reaching for that rainbow sister!
    lmfao.

    seriously though, i really don't see any harm in a woman doing that. like i said, it's not like some bloke doing it to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 Guest


    FUСK ME TILL I FART!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Despite the many calls for this thread to be moved, The Leader has instructed me to not move it. Nothing is off-topic on this forum. So shut your gobs and you can stick any protests RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'll off topic(on topic being what it is used to) your ass!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    F&#965 wrote: »
    FUСK ME TILL I FART!
    God save the children.

    I suggest you edit this post, or delete this thread!!!

    I'm actually shocked its still here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    F&#965 wrote: »
    FUСK ME TILL I FART!


    My god, thats is hilarious :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭0utshined


    :Pegging:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    julep wrote:
    lmfao.

    seriously though, i really don't see any harm in a woman doing that. like i said, it's not like some bloke doing it to you.
    Blokes can be perfectly skilled at doing it too though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    Well everyman is going to experience it when he hits his forties. I'm gonna get myself a female doctor. I'll sue if she refuses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,357 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    The shocker

    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink!!! thats called The SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭adamshred


    epic thread revival :cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Been a long time since i laughed this hard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Well everyman is going to experience it when he hits his forties. I'm gonna get myself a female doctor. I'll sue if she refuses.


    its only wrong if you push back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Terry wrote: »
    i'd be willing to let a woman stick her finger up my ass while giving me head.
    nothing gay about it. it's not like having some dude beat it into you when you drop the soap.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!


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