Favourate line from a film?

mrblue

There are some classics. From Hollywood one-liners like "Let's open up a can of whoopas" to meaningful soliloquys - "get busy living, or get busy dying".

For some reason I have this rattling around my skull-

"GET ME DILLINGER!!!"

Can you name the film?

azezil

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning"

or from duke nukem (i'm aware its not a film)
"its time to kick ass n chew bubblegum, and i'm all outta gum"

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

TwoShedsJackson

That 'kick ass and chew bubblegum' line is actually in They Live, the 1986 John Carpenter film starring Rowdie Roddie Piper.

Whoever did Duke Nukem ripped it off.

Yossarian

its also used in Escape from New York, or a variation of it..

mrblue

Most cheesy line ever:

"I feel the need, the need for speed. OW!"

Top Gun

Prof.Frink

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'"-Shawshank Redemption

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Glaven

rumpelstiltskin

Wild at Heart
Nick Cage, surrounded by bad guys, takes out a Marlboro, takes a drag and says
"What do you faggots want?"

Then he gets battered

metalchicken

I know that strictly speaking I'm quoting four lines and not one, and that was after stopping myself from putting the entire screenplay in.
Anyone know the film?


Nigel Tufnel: "It's like, how much more black could this be?
and the answer is none. None more black."

Nigel Tufnel: "In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..."

Nigel Tufnel: "The sustain, listen to it."
Marty DiBergi: "I don't hear anything."
Nigel Tufnel: "Well you would though, if it were playing."

David St. Hubbins: "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

Bard

Spinal Tap of course!!!


What about "This one goes up to eleven!" - classic

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Bard

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"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

chernobyl

Sorry to be so typically male..but my fav is from American Pie when Nadia reveals the goods and all the guys watching go "holy ****"
very funny.

Winning Hand

It wouldnt be spinal tap by anychance?

Ok these two lines are from the same film, who can spot it?


"Cos she's got a GREAT a$$, and you want to stick your head ALL the way up it"

Not sure how this goes exactly

"This guy can come into my house, eat my food, sit on my couch, bone my wife but he CANNOT WATCH MY TELEVISION"

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Loads of fave lines- impossible to put 'em in at once. Two that come to mind are from a true classic:

"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

and

"You know, the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world..."

Another one would have to be (obviously) "I AM SPARTACUS!"


More to come as I think of them
Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=E Pluribus Unum=

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Brummers

I got loads

Marecellus Wallace"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a **** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." (Pulp Fiction)

Brodie"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega. (Mallrats)

Mr. White"You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize." (Reservoir Dogs)

Dr. Peter Venkman"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me." (Ghostbusters)

I have loads more but can't put my finger on 'em for the time being.

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In a dark dark place, in a dark dark house, in a dark dark room, in a dark dark cupboard, in a dark dark shelf.

mrblue

Another classic:

"How do you write women so well"

Jack Nicholson replies:

"I think of a man & take away reason & accountability"

- As Good as it Gets


*I have killed a man, a man who looked like me*

Robbo

"As your attorney, I advise you to get a fast car with no top"

or

"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a holiday"

Name those films gents, shouln't bee too hard.

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Rob.

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TwoShedsJackson

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Winning Hand:
It wouldnt be spinal tap by anychance?

Ok these two lines are from the same film, who can spot it?


"Cos she's got a GREAT a$$, and you want to stick your head ALL the way up it"

Not sure how this goes exactly

"This guy can come into my house, eat my food, sit on my couch, bone my wife but he CANNOT WATCH MY TELEVISION"</font>

Those two lines were spoken by Al Pacino in Heat, sir.

Yossarian

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbo:
"As your attorney, I advise you to get a fast car with no top"

or

"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a holiday"

Name those films gents, shouln't bee too hard.

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First one is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Further quote;
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die".

ObeyGiant

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"As your attorney, I advise you to get a fast car with no top"</font>

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a holiday"</font>

- Withnail & I (misquote - "..you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present")

"What was I supposed to do -- call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?"
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

kayos

Hmmm "Monty you terrible (unt..."

kayos

WhiteWashMan

use the force luke.
awwww nooo!

Yossarian

"I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Da Bounca

RAY: EVERYTHING WAS FINE WITH OUR SYSTEM UNTIL THE POWER GRID WAS SHUT
OFF BY DICKLESS HERE.
WALTER PECK: THEY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION!
MAYOR: IS THIS TRUE?
VENKMAN: YES, IT'S TRUE. THIS MAN HAS NO DICK. (ghostbusters)


RAY: LISTEN! YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (ghostbusters)


SPENGLER: SORRY, VENKMAN, I'M TERRIFIED BEYOND THE CAPACITY FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT.
(ghostbusters)


WINSTON ZEDDMORE: RAY, WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD, YOU SAY YES!!(ghostbusters)


these are just a few of my faves.

nesf

"MMMMM juicy fruit"

smoke.me.a.kipper

this is ****ing class.

(viewing the Spaceballs video)
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.

or listen to it here!

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"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
-Nietzsche

Bard

oh... and "Now, pretty please with a cherry on top, clean the f**king car!" ain't a bad line either...

Loomer

You just can't beat this classic when James Bond is on the table about to have his family benefit cut.

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond! I expect you to die!

Class!

MiCr0

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"You're all dead, you just don't know it yet"
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Bard

In the midst of gunfire and madness in "The Crow" with lights flashing in a darkened room, suddenly it goes quiet and Draven pops up. All we see is his face, all we hear is his voice, as he says so matter-of-fact'ly ... "you're all going to die" - ... and then the mayhem resumes.

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Bard

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"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

Kali

You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.

boddah

Aliens:
They meustly[sic] come out at night. Meustly[sic]


Brilliantly chilling!!

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Megatron

It's better to be dead and cool athen alive and uncool.
name that film !!!

or
Quick call me a cab.
(guy is surrounded by scream women)
his mate : your a cab .. now what will we do !!!

class

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

azezil

"you know what you can do, you can stick your head between your legs n kiss your ass good-bye!" can't remember the film, very funny do'h

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

Kolodny

The Matrix:

Trinity to 'Agent'.

"Dodge this..."

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

StarScream

"he who hesitates masturbates"
jim carrey from the cablw guy(the rest of that film was SHlT)

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joey joe joe junior shabadu...thats the worst name i ever heard

Mikill

IN some Batman film(cant remember which one)
Jack Nickelson says "tell me somthing my friend,have u ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight."

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mikill:
IN some Batman film(cant remember which one)
Jack Nickelson says "tell me somthing my friend,have u ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight."</font>

It was 'Batman'.

I quite liked William Wallace's "one chance to tell our enemies - that they may take our lives... but they'll never take ...OUR FREEDOM!" speech...

... or after they've won the battle:

Wallace: WUUUOOOARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

[pause]

Crowd: WUUUOOOARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

[pause]

Wallace: WUUUUUUOOOARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!


... the man sure had a way with words ...

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Bard

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Mikill

LOL BArd !!

DrunkLeprachaun

From Waynes World: Garth
"Hey mr.doughnut head man, Who's trying to kill you."
"Idon't know, but they better not."
(garth stabs the doughnut man)
"Oh, no. That's not good, I don't like that at all. Aaaahh."

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If there's one thing I hate, it's people.

azezil

"i remember this one time at band camp...i played with myself with a flute ... "

LMAO didn't c that comeing!!!

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

BNC

"That boys cheese just slipped of his cracker.." The Green Mile; when the bad guard goes nuts.

Manach

"Yippie Kie Ah" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard

Belisarius

"Some mother****ers are always trying to skate uphill"
Wesley Snipes Blade

nahh only kidding the real one

"There are two kinds of people in the world , those with loaded guns , and those that dig"
Or something like that ,the good the bad and the ugly

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Shrewgar!

syringe

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boddah

how about "Dude, wheres my car?"
LOL, only joking :biggrin:

how abooouuuut.... "I will strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance, and furious anger"

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Durty auld Morris drums... they're fu*kin' great!!

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by syringe:
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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"Zip it"...

"Would you like a suckle on my ZIPple?"

"Look! I'm ZIPpy Longstocking!"

... etc.

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Bard

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"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

Bounty Hunter

the speech from gladiater has got to be up there somewhere ...father to a murderd son..

-ADREN-

---Full Metal Jacket---
God was here before the marine core, so you can give your heart to jesus, but your ass belongs to the core!
---Jurassic Park---
What they got in there King Kong?

---Aliens---
Oh yeah sure, with those things runnin around, you can count me out!


ahh this is the right place ... u c me post it in rong place a sec ago .. (stupid me)

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I'm harmless, so leave me alone.

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Yossarian

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Belisarius:

"There are two kinds of people in the world , those with loaded guns , and those that dig"
Or something like that ,the good the bad and the ugly
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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

An excellant film

Belisarius

Heh twas alright ,wacha think of For a few dollars more though ? ,best of the three in my opinion

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Shrewgar!

syringe

Sure if yer talking about FMJ:
Only 2 things come outta Texas: queers n' steers! And boy, you ain't no steer.

Or something of the like. Schweeeeeeeet line.

Yossarian

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Belisarius:
Heh twas alright ,wacha think of For a few dollars more though ? ,best of the three in my opinion

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Of the three films i prefer The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. I still like the other two.
The last one seems to have a better finish to it, some of the filming is more imaginative, such as first view of the valley, Tuco running around the graveyard and the 3 way shoot out at the end.
I suppose it compares more with Once Upon a Time in the West than the Dollar movies.