Favourate line from a film?

red_ice

I cant remember whata film its from, its summat like taxi driver, but its "I TOLD YA DONNIE ! I TOLD YA.. DONT EVER MESS WITH ME.. BUT NA YOU WOULDNT LISTEN, YOU STUPID FU<K.. LOOK AT YA NOW HUH !" All that in a HEAVY New York Accent + Angery.. VERY Angry

Skyclad

"The emporor may not be as forgiving as I am"

Darth Vader to random general in ROTJ

Megatron

I can't believe you Fu(king shot me you $hitbird !!!
(Harely Davidson and the Malboro man)

No Food for the commie gook

I hate cops

He was provking me !!!!

This is $hite man .. get it off me !!!

all from Men at work !! one of the funnest films of all time !!!


G'wan !!!

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

Evil Phil

"I'll take you to the bank. The blood bank!"

Steven Seagal - Hard to Kill

It was on Sky One last night, probably the worst movie ever but that line was a classic. I laughed for ages.

BNC

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch". From Nuns on the run, when they try to remember how to bless themselves! Can come in useful sometimes!!

moist

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"As your attorney, I advise you to get a fast car with no top"

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Yeah that film has many upon many of great lines.

For some reason I always remember this from
Conan the Barbarian, In a thick Arnie accent:

- What is best in life?
- To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

And for all your quoting pleasure... http://www.moviequotes.com/

sutty

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"I'll swallow your SOUL!"
"Swallow THIS!" - The Evil Dead 2</font>

or

When they put Ash in the fruit celler.

Old man on recording:"My Dear, sweet Henryeta, I had to kill her. But I couldn't bring my self to dismember the corpse......so....so I bared her in the fruit celler"

Ash looks around, behind him he hears a crash.

Henryeta:"Somebody's in my fruit celler"


or

Ash:"How do you turn this thing off?!?!?!"

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Bob the Unlucky Octopus

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Skyclad:
"The emporor may not be as forgiving as I am"

Darth Vader to random general in ROTJ</font>

Here is where I show what a sad fuc|<er of a Star-Wars fan I am
That's a gr8 line Skyclad- if I remember right, it's directed at Moff Jerjerrod, the commander of the 2nd Death Star.

My own personal fave Vader line has to be..."You have failed me for the last time Admiral...Captain Piett...secure the Rebel base and conduct a full search of the surrounding systems...spare no effort to find them- you are in command now Admiral Piett!"

The look on Piett's face afterwards is priceless too...not knowing whether it's a blessing or a curse- gr8 stuff

BNC

"Your'e all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home"!

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus:
Loads of fave lines- impossible to put 'em in at once. Two that come to mind are from a true classic:

"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

and

"You know, the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world..."

Another one would have to be (obviously) "I AM SPARTACUS!"


More to come as I think of them
Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=E Pluribus Unum=

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I like that line too but when it was said in That thing you do

I also liked....

Ferris Beuller's day off

It's on European socialism. I mean, really. What's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan to be European. So, who gives a **** if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car

Not that I condone fascism. Or and "isms". "Isms", in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism". He should believe in himself. John Lennon said it on his first solo album. "I don't believe in Beatles, I
just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the Walrus.

I have some more but have to remember them hehehehe

--Kaiser--

hehe Brillinat!

Renton

From "Army Of Darkness"
(The evil dead 3)

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Main guy: "Who are you"

Scottish fella: "I am Henry the red, Duke of scotland, and leader of its peoples"

Main guy: "Well you aint leadin but jack $hit here ... and jack just left town"
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(all this set in the 13'th century with the main guy having a sawn off shotgun. Classic)

RentZ

Belisarius

Just from looking at the list A few come to mind , the whole evil dead thing , y'all are forgetting the immortal "Hail to the King Baby" but theyres just too much of ash to mention , Big lebowski's another fav I have to admit I have a few lines i think are brilliant


*After just watching the start of a Porno where a TV repair man enters and coverses with a pair of semi-naked women*

Maud:Of course you know what happens next ...

The Dude: He fixes the cable ?

and

Private Investigator:Hey dude calm down im a brother Semus

Dude: What ? ..what are you some kinda...Irish Monk?

and the best one of all , I nearly ****ed in my pants

Niallist #3 : Thats not Fair!

Crackin

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Shrewgar!

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by red_ice:
I cant remember whata film its from, its summat like taxi driver, but its "I TOLD YA DONNIE ! I TOLD YA.. DONT EVER MESS WITH ME.. BUT NA YOU WOULDNT LISTEN, YOU STUPID FU<K.. LOOK AT YA NOW HUH !" All that in a HEAVY New York Accent + Angery.. VERY Angry </font>

Donnie Brasco?

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Bard

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"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished."

Megatron

"there defensisis ( spll ??) or broken let the slaughter begin" Megatron

"I've got better things to do tonight than die" Springer

"Megatron muste be stoped no matter the cost"
Optimus Prime

"One shall stand one shall fall"
Optimus Prime

"We might not be able to survive this but we can leave them one humunis repair bill"
Hot Rod


all from Tansformers the movie.

I personally like the one in my sig ... but the slaughter one is pretty kwel as well.

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands.
P.S. Avator fromerly know as Gamblor !!

Da Bounca

"nobody , fúcks, with da jesus"
- Big Lebowski

spag

It's gotta be the Coens....all the way baby...Wooooo

Damn!..Tight spot

Whatcha ridin there Tom?
Roller-desk!!

.....and when there was no weeds, we ate sand
You ate sand?!
..we ate sand

Brummers

[Kenny asks what he should get to eat]
Brian:"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."
(Half Baked)

Joker:"The dead only know one thing: It's better to be alive." (Full Metal jacket)

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In a dark dark place, in a dark dark house, in a dark dark room, in a dark dark cupboard, in a dark dark shelf.

Repli

Robert De Niro "You talkin' to me" from Taxi Driver

yossarin

as your attorney I'd advise you to take a hit out of that brown bottle over there..

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Oh god, did you eat all that acid ?
...thats right, music !

- both from fear and loathing

.ak

Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction: Eziekel 25-17: The path of the rightious man is beset on all sides by the enequities of the selfesh, and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill sheperds the week through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!! *BANGBANGBANG*

George Clooney, O Brother Where Art Thou: MY HAIR!

Dark Helmet: I said fire /across/ her nose, not /up/ it!
Gunner(has ****-eyes): Sorry sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: What's his name?
Col. Sanders: @sshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that, but whats his name?
Col Sanders: That is his name, Philip @sshole.
Dark Helmet: Who the hell made him a gunner?!
Col Sander: Major @sshole sir.
Dark Helmet: How many @ssholes we got on this ship anyhow?!
Ship's Crew: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by @ssholes... Keep firing @ssholes!

-Dark-Angel-

Schwarzfahren

The intro to "La Haine" has to be my favourite.
"Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept sayng to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land!"

Also up there among the greats is the line from Risky Business:
"Sometimes you just gotta say 'what the ****' and make your move"

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"Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est"
-Francis Bacon
Schwarzfahren.net

Belisarius

Who could forget Jesus Mendoza eh?

er John Goodman:"What a pervert "
Dude:"yeah.."
John Goodman:" No dude seriously , hes a registered sex offender"

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Shrewgar!

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Here's another fave one:

Obi-Wan: "They are for sale if you want them..."

Storm-trooper Captain: "Let me see your identification!"

OW: You don't *need* to see his identification

STC: We don't need to see his identification

OW: These aren't the droids you're looking for...

STC: These aren't the droids we're looking for

OW: He can go about his business

STC: You can go about your business

OW: Move along...

STC: Move along! Move along!

Classic stuff

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=Carpe Diem=

Dark-Ninja

2 fav. lines :

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Neo : you know that sounds like a good deal an' all but i got a better deal for ya.. How about.... I give you the finger *points middle finger*, and you give me my phone call"
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That line is kooool,
also:

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Morpheus : You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe, whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and i show you how deep the rabbit whole goes..."</font>

Matrix is cooooool

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[-FI-]-Dark-Ninja-
Vice Clan Leader and Match Arranger

Bloody Drunkard

"A man could build a thousand bridges and suck one ****, to a world he is not a bridge builder but a **** sucker"
Woody Harelson
Play to the Bone


What a film
What a line

Truer words were never spoken

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Lets get back to basics Niall, the ball is round

Bullitt

Say it in the Mono tone

"I'll Be Back"

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Gr8 line that Bullit- amazed no one posted it before...

Here's another one(well another few), from the Great Escape, where Big X and Mac need a map of the area around the prison camp- Hilts refuses, and then:

Cpt. Hilts: Interesting idea...how many you taking out?

Sq. Ldr Bartlett(casually): Two hundred and fifty...

CH: Two hundred and fifty!...You're crazy, you oughta be locked up, you too(points at Macdonald), Two-hundred and fifty guys, just waaalkin' down the road??!

SLB: Well, some by road, some by train, some across country...

MacDonald: They'd have forged papers, compasses, rations...

CH: Has it occurred to you you'd alert every German within a hundred miles...anyone who can carry a PITCHFORK's gonna be out looking for you? Why, they'd scoop you up so fast it'd make your head swim!

SLB: Well, thanks Hilts...(gets up to leave)

CH(look of realization on his face): Waaaait a minute!! You aren't seriously suggesting that if I DO get out through the fence and don't get caught...to turn myself in so you can get the information you need?

SLB: Yes. One has to ask some very strange things in the job I have.

Brilliant sequence

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=Quo Vadis?=

azezil

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bullitt:
Say it in the Mono tone

"I'll Be Back"

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i was wondering when someone would post that!

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

Fidelis

Schwarzfahren, good choice on that La Haine one, 'tous ve bien'...

Tincool, it's :
"I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only 5, well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself, but being this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, 'do I feel lucky?', well do ya punk ?" Classic

Evil Phil That Hard To Kill line had me in stiches for ages aswell

* Snake Plissken: The more things change, the more they stay the same. (Escape From L.A.)

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