Once apon a time...

Shiney · 02-10-2004 08:18PM

and went to Papau New Guinea to sell Fife and Chiquita bananas....

StupidLikeAFox · 02-10-2004 08:19PM

so i watched a bit of telly, made a sandwich, and left jus as the.......

Shiney · 02-10-2004 08:23PM

colony of Mickey Mouses marched in and destroyed my Spice Girls Memorabilia so I

pinkpimp · 02-10-2004 08:38PM

took my pants off, because they're just so restricting...

jono087 · 02-10-2004 08:48PM

pinkpimp wrote:

took my pants off, because they're just so restricting...

I know what your sayin'.........

LiamD · 02-10-2004 09:34PM

at which point Rachel Stevens saw her opportunity and moved in for the kill.I waited in anticipation and...

Stephen Forde · 02-10-2004 09:36PM

and pranced freely through the streets as god had intended us and which i had never done before this day which became known as judgement day because...

PurpleFistMixer · 02-10-2004 09:39PM

... the world was clearly ending as Stephen Forde had written in relatively brilliant english...

Stephen Forde · 02-10-2004 09:43PM

and then he did sumthin outrageous 4 no app3r3nt r3a5on as sum cr4zy guy p01nt3d sumthing out to him which was...

PurpleFistMixer · 02-10-2004 09:49PM

"Dude, l33t is like, SO last year!"

pinkpimp · 02-10-2004 09:52PM

so i whipped out me...

StupidLikeAFox · 02-10-2004 09:54PM

photo album, and then i thought about my old prison buddies, and got all nostalgic, so i called over a local camonkey (not quite camel, not quite donkey, quite common in papua new guinea) and said ''son, bring me to an airport'', to which he replied...

Piste · 02-10-2004 09:57PM

Me no speak English, I sell you Liger (not quite lion, not quite tiger, but very tasty and great fun at parties) for €42.93........

LiamD · 02-10-2004 10:20PM

but I only had €42.91 so I askd him to let me off 2 cent and he sed...

Jim_Are_Great · 02-10-2004 10:54PM

Go back to Termonfeckin or I'll empty this gelch. This threat made me wince with pleasure so I...

pinkpimp · 02-10-2004 11:00PM

cried tomato juice and dropped my...

Jim_Are_Great · 02-10-2004 11:04PM

Feathered Teacosy-holder. It shattered into a billion tiny...

Raphael · 02-10-2004 11:05PM

self into a large and inconveniently placed crevace, where i was systematically impaled on a serious of jagged jags, which tore the flesh from my bones, and left me dead

THE END

pinkpimp · 02-10-2004 11:05PM

(i missed jim)
midgets and then...

Jim_Are_Great · 02-10-2004 11:11PM

The midgets hurriedly formed a pro-socialist revolutionary movement who organised a quaint military coup against the tyrannical...

pinkpimp · 02-10-2004 11:41PM

cabbage...

PurpleFistMixer · 02-10-2004 11:45PM

... which was mercilessly devouring innocent bystanders in a cabbagelike fashion...

Crash · 03-10-2004 12:18AM

and then the thread was mercilessly closed by neil.

The end.

Once apon a time...

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