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Anyone been brave enough to put themselves on hotornot.com?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    a/s/l everyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    19/m/Dublin.

    cyber? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    im on it, but only in the 'meet me' section


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,176 ✭✭✭angeldelight


    Winters wrote:
    19/m/Dublin.

    cyber? ;)


    hmmm.....NO! lol so sick of that Q


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    17/f/maynooth u?


    oh dear...newbies are funneh
    shame on you winters ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Moving on from bordem.

    I have never put myself up on it. Reason being, I couldnt care less. And i have no decent recent pictures of myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    Winters wrote:
    Moving on from bordem.

    I have never put myself up on it. Reason being, I couldnt care less. And i have no decent recent pictures of myself.

    Umm winty the pic you posted in IRC when you had your sunglasses and massive hangover, and were naked..... well that found its way onto hotornot too.

    and the pic of jim humping someone at a party... thats there too.

    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭impr0v


    simple rules for achieving high scores on hotornot:-

    women: skin. (if your skin is too mottled or is textured like orange peel in all the wrong areas, get some kit off anyway, and make yourself look as rough as you can in the hope that the men click something fast and random to try and get you off the screen as quick as possible and on to the next bikini clad yank. your chances of a ten using this method are much greater than by looking pleadingly at the camera in a voluminous dress and low ambient light conditions)

    men: take photo with appealing and/or dramatic vista in the background. serial clickers get dazzled by the scenery after viewing about 40 pictures of insecure american women in bikinis and give you ten. failing that, and if you don't live next to kilimanjaro or some rain forest, strike a macho pose with some appropriate equipment which portrays you as the classic hunter-gatherer alpha. desert fatigues, jungle dpm, astride a rodeo bull, whatever. Having your shirt off and flexing your abs also works well, and holding a weapon of any sort gets you at least an extra point on the scale, perhaps two if the calibre is high enough.


    simple rules for failing the hotornot challenge:

    women: looking pleadingly at the camera.

    men: having a computer in the background, because as each anonymous voter knows, using a computer makes you a nerd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    impr0v wrote:
    men: take photo with appealing and/or dramatic vista in the background.

    That's sort of the effect I was looking for with hot air balloon photo.


    But I think I'd far more at home on this site


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    Any chance of seeing your baps?


    seeing as you asked so nice.
    BAPS.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    KdjaC wrote:
    Umm winty the pic you posted in IRC when you had your sunglasses and massive hangover, and were naked..... well that found its way onto hotornot too.

    I dont remember that picture. Possibly due to massive hangover. However better pictures can probably be found of me, particularly of a more recent varity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    "There is no spoon..."

    I'm pretty sure I could dig up a few recent pics of you Winty. Perhaps I'll submit on your behalf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Depends on weather you photoshop them or not. Maybe the "feel the ass" one might do well. Although it is a bit big and only shows my back..

    Photoshop for good, not for evil.
    KdjaC wrote:
    Have done Winters Jimseatmenu Ste (his GF) Lenny and couple others from here but alas they does not know yet :)

    Linkage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,736 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    KdjaC wrote:
    Also Angel delight i clicked to meet you :) When you coming round? About 9ish ok?
    kdjac, is it so she can play with your kids?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    KdjaC wrote:
    Also Angel delight i clicked to meet you :) When you coming round? About 9ish ok?

    kdjac
    is there anyone here, also on hotornot, who didnt? i did. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,094 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Just put mine up now - Will only leave it there for a week or so :)

    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZKYRRE&key=DMM

    oh and I gave you a 10 angeldelight - gimmy some sugar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    ++ angelofdelight's ego


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    heh. i'm getting great ratings so far :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    You sexy piece of meat you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,176 ✭✭✭angeldelight


    Ooo I'm up to 7.6 lol


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ALOZA&key=BBT


    there's me in all my glory....


    /me hides


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Bunnyefey


    Verdammt wrote:
    I just found mine , it seems that I have a 5.3 for some reason ???

    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OYBYKUN&key=BCL

    Miaow.........I gave you a whooping 10

    Oh I put myself up like 2 seconds ago, I wonder if people will vote for me or my Jack Doll :D

    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZKSHQR&key=RWP


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    where you get that doll?


    /me adds to list of things he wants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Ooo I'm up to 7.6 lol
    should be higher imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    10.

    For the doll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Bunnyefey wrote:
    Miaow.........I gave you a whooping 10

    Oh I put myself up like 2 seconds ago, I wonder if people will vote for me or my Jack Doll :D

    http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZKSHQR&key=RWP

    Saucy.

    ;)

    (you, not the doll... :D )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Bunnyefey


    Why Spank you :D The Doll(Jack) is pretty Saucy too but he's taken already, hes just crashing in my room until he moves on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Bunnyefey


    where you get that doll?


    /me adds to list of things he wants

    Got him as a gift from a Very kind friend who knows Im a complete Tim Burton Freak but I think you can get them in Forbidden Planet sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,176 ✭✭✭angeldelight


    should be higher imo.

    lol thanx


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Bunnyefey wrote:
    Why Spank you :D The Doll(Jack) is pretty Saucy too but he's taken already, hes just crashing in my room until he moves on.
    Give him my number.


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