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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Load up on guns
    Bring your friends
    It’s fun to lose
    And to pretend
    She’s overboard
    Myself assured
    I know I know
    A dirty word

    Hello (x 16)

    With the lights out it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    Yea

    I’m worse at what I do best
    And for this gift I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

    Hello (x 16)

    With the lights out it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    Yea

    And I forget
    Just what it takes
    And yet I guess it makes me smile
    I found it hard
    Its hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

    Hello (x 16)

    With the lights out it’s less dangerous
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    A mulatto
    An albino
    A mosquito
    My libido
    Yea

    Who are this band? Why don't they tour anymore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    they're these new guys. i think they;re called nirvana or something


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 610 ✭✭✭article6


    ColHol wrote:
    This is in reply to a quote from july but annnnnnywaaaaaay,

    Yeah someone sued ctyi last year coz their kid was shown an 18s film in some class and they were only 13 or somethin. True story

    The film was called "Memento".
    they're these new guys. i think they;re called nirvana or something

    I thought it was Foo Fighters?

    True story: my mate Dave was watching a Nirvana videos special on MTV with the lads one evening in 2003 (I wasn't there).

    Dave: "I reckon if you went to see them live, they'd be brutal."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭gigglingrat


    Yeah...Lauren in my class this year was like ''Smells Like Teen Spirit? I've never heard of it. Who sings it?''

    *shakes head*

    *head falls off*

    *spends next two hours searching for head*

    But anyway. My foot is frozen and I would like some chocolate butter icing, please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Dalamar


    Ok, what was the point of posting all those lyrics here? Is it that hard to use a lyric search engine or are you just another waster?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Think...sumthing really nonsensicle.....hmmm....

    Does that make anyone else think of testicles?..


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    :D

    yes, yes it does.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Wonderful, I'm not the only one who's completely screwed up! Oisin's sitting beside me, he sez hey!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Ustless R. Dwo. Better start with Greektown


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭gigglingrat


    So...what are we gonna do tonight Brain?








    ...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I'll sleep with YOUR brother


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    <Myself and Wolverine start rapping the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics>

    ...

    <I'm doing beatbox, naturally>

    ...

    How many people could you fit in the quad? I mean, if you got standing all shoulder-to-shoulder, and then a second group on the heads of the first, and then a third strata...

    "Daniel, fetch the cannon!"... which is why Robert Hooke is my favourite scientist.

    Aaaaaaah... <pops knuckles. Hands fall off at the wrist>
    Oh dear. That's not good. Especially as I (this is real) hurt myself on that bouncy castle today by falling face first, and then my top half failed to bounce, my hips and legs did... leading to painful and anatomically unwise back-bending. Don't try it. Wrestling on bouncy castles is fun, as is watching a twelve year old kid being catapulted the entire way acrooss one by his younger brother running shoulder first into the outer wall... I'm rambling. And I lost my orange Korn badge, which makes me sad. I don't like korn, but the badge was amusing.
    <A large yellow atom-symbol on bills belt starts to flash>

    Gasp! The big guy signal

    [Exit Bill


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    pinkpimp wrote:
    Ustless R. Dwo. Better start with Greektown
    "Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of those gyros"
    "Chief, you're talking into your wallet"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Not to boast, but I can do this for real.

    zed wy ecks double-you vee you tee, ess ore kyou pee oh en em, el kay jay, eye haitch jee, eff ee dee, see bee ay.

    <Hair turns yellow and upright>
    AAAAAAAAAAAAH
    <Muscles bulge enormously>
    YAAAAAAAAAAAH
    <stretches hands out ahead, palms cupped>

    KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Did you know one translation of Piccollo's special attack (the one of two beams, the smaller winding around the bigger) is "Industrial Light and Magic beam"

    Does anyone other than Aounghus even know what I'm on about?



    (on about, on about, on about......




    Thought as much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    It's spelt Aonghus y'know

    Barry....Deal with him


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    I'm sorry aonghus. I love you. I was typing too fast so I wouldn't realize how much utter crap the post was, and I got confused. I do know how to spell your name. I'm sorry. Will you take me back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Only once you clean my llama


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    Raphael wrote:
    It's spelt Aonghus y'know

    Barry....Deal with him
    Unless you get some rank pretty fast, no can do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    "Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of those gyros"
    "Chief, you're talking into your wallet"

    Oh yes. Heres a man that knows his simpsons.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    du do do du do do do du

    oh hell nh whats up dog

    grooowwwlll

    ahhhh

    Hay Kid, I'm a computer

    Stop all the downloading!!!

    Help computer?

    I don't know much about computers, other then the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple of games on it there and I play i....


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Kid1: Bet you won't touch that button bitch?

    kid2: Check it out!

    GIJoe: (weird sounds)

    Kid2: ahhhhhh

    GIJoe: Hey guys, I know you think its funny these people they go to sleep, they think everythings fine everythings GOOD!, they wake up the next day and there on fire!

    GGGG IIIIIIIII JOEEEEEE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Similarly:

    First Continent: Looks like I'm gonna have to hit Scew in the gentleman's particulars with this umbrella.

    Second Continent: Mmmm, but we didn't even have a cat when that happened...

    (Lord Wuldsworth enters from the rafters)-
    Indeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    And my good friend Frankenstein is now FRANKENREAGAN


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