I'm a Computur!

s0l

You not Cookin'!

Yeah Dude!
Wa.. Babebebebebahbahbahbahbebebebahababebheba

Porkchop Sandwiches!
Oh, ****! Gewt the **** outta here! Whaddya doing!? Go bitch! The **** outta here! You stupid idiot! ****! We're all dead! get the **** out!
My god did that smell good.

Detective it no going and you tell me do things I dun runnin'

....



G. I. JOOOOOEEEEEEEEE

crowl

G.I JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crash

...i'm going to allow this.

lordsippa

You have no idea how great it makes me feel seeing such utter crap being posted again.

Incidentally I really like my job. Which pleases me greatly.

Oh and neil I'm gonna get in touch with a friend of mine re: keyboard playing and then give you a buzz. Got **** in head and it's all coming together nicely.

Mystic Fibrosis

Last one there is a penis pump!
Holy cow, I'm totally going so fast! OH FUCK!
Punks...
OHMANWHATSHOULDWEDOOMG
Hey what the **** are you kids doing on my ****ing lawn? And don't look at me when I'm ****ing talking to you... Get that kid off my ice you little ****
Alright...give him the stick...DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
Doyouknowmydad
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo


G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOE

ll=llannah

YAY! nonsensical macdara threads!!!!!!
/does happy spam dance
/sings happy spam song
and i, like my dear sven, like my job. because i'm there right now. and online. mwootage!
being a secretary makes me laugh. HA! but it's at my dad's recording studio, so it's all good.
it's raining SO HARD. it's fabulous. torrential downpour!!!! torrential, i tells ya. everyone's walking around SOAKING WET. SOAKING. WOOHOO.
when the rain comes, they run and hide their heads...they might as well be dead. when the rain comes...when the sun shines, they slip into the shade. and sip their lemonade, when the sun shines. rain, i don't mind. shine, the weather's fine.

Caoimhe

Originally posted by ll=llannah
it's raining SO HARD. it's fabulous. torrential downpour!!!! torrential, i tells ya. everyone's walking around SOAKING WET. SOAKING. WOOHOO.
when the rain comes, they run and hide their heads...they might as well be dead. when the rain comes...when the sun shines, they slip into the shade. and sip their lemonade, when the sun shines. rain, i don't mind. shine, the weather's fine.

oh wow, dont you all love when its raining really really hard and everyones running for cover and youre like "youre already wet you dumbasses" and you dance around in the rain?

edibility

OOOOOOH. I don't think you were there when we did that in wicklow, but it was funny. Then we had to walk around the jail all wet. Twas brilliant

halenger

*wanders through, whistles a little*

Nothing to see here...

*wanders off*

Caoimhe

i wasnt there, its just my favourite pastime ever. does anybody remember back in 2002 during the mini-olympics of ses2 when there was a huge storm and it was hammering rain and a bunch of us just frolicked in the quad and splashed in puddles for like a half hour? good times...

edibility

Yarr...why do only dublin people want to do that? cause I never can because of three hour train journeys home and what not....evil sligo people.... *mutter mutter mutter* but oooh...college next year. Then puddles to frolick in! w00t! and DCU to invade...hrrmmmphhehehehe...oh god its late and I'm tired.

Caoimhe

we'll organise a reunion for the middle of winter when it'll definitely be lashing and frolick and splash like theres no tomorrow!

article6

Originally posted by Caoimhe
i wasnt there, its just my favourite pastime ever. does anybody remember back in 2002 during the mini-olympics of ses2 when there was a huge storm and it was hammering rain and a bunch of us just frolicked in the quad and splashed in puddles for like a half hour? good times...

Not funny. The lightning was literally over our heads, I counted the seconds. We could have sued CTYI and the RAs for negligence... but why on earth would anyone want to sue CTYI?

nosmo

"Oh.. you're not my friend.."

"Memem meme mememem mmemem"

"memem mememme mmemememm...

Oh, I've scared yah"

"ah, cool, my friends are here.. seeya later"

"*parp*"

Caoimhe

Originally posted by article6
Not funny. The lightning was literally over our heads, I counted the seconds.

are you kidding me? it was brilliant! and you've never experienced lightening until you've been in america at the centre of 5 storms coming from different directions, all producing massive amounts of lightening. lightening hit our sprinkler system and it eploded and there was water spraying all over the street in a jet.

article6

Originally posted by Caoimhe
you've never experienced lightening until you've been in america at the centre of 5 storms coming from different directions, all producing massive amounts of lightening.

That's my point, I never want to experience lightning, if it's alright with you, Zeus and Thor. I'm the Rincewind of the meteorological world.

WetDaddy

I can't believe no-one's mentioned the *immortal* PSA:



"Hey cool, check out that thing man..."

"Whaddaya wanna do with it?"

"Let's launch over it!"

"Who want's a body massage?"

"Uh... What did he just say to us?"

"...Lowwwwww... Mr. Body Massage Machine - GONE!"

"Uh, what the hell?"

"BODY MASSAGE!"



Honestly, my friends and I can't stop saying "Body Massage". And it's rumoured to have scrolled across the SMS display thing at Oxegen!

Señor Juárez

Get Off My ****in Lawn, Ya Wankas..


Do You Know My Dad? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

nosmo

Y'know kids, it's strange... these people.. they go to bed, they think everything's good, everything's safe. Next thing they wake up and they're on fire.

Señor Juárez

hey dad come over here you gotta see thi..


SHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GEE EYEEEE JOEEEEE

Spog

Caoimhe wrote:

does anybody remember back in 2002 during the mini-olympics of ses2 when there was a huge storm and it was hammering rain and a bunch of us just frolicked in the quad and splashed in puddles for like a half hour? good times...

THAT WAS SO DAMN GOOD!! ...until they made us change... my oneills actually fitted me for that half hour! AH, fond memories.

pinkpimp

Scroodle Doodle

It wasn't me!

That was so good! I can't believe how old I feel now. It's hard to believe, thinking back to '02 and how short a time it was ago, that I only have one more year, realistically, until nevermoredom. Now I hate life.

pinkpimp

My thumbs have gone wierd!!!!

COCK

"Two wrongs dont make a right!"

"but three lefts make a right!"

elephamt king

pinkpimp wrote:

My thumbs have gone wierd!!!!

yeah,and my right eye is going weird too,feels like its getting bigger,
oh well i'm probably just concussed again.meh.

Rainbow Girl

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbdgerbadgerbadgerbadger

AHHH,SNAKE, SNAKE!!! ooooh, it's a snaaaake itsa badgerbadgerbadger....

sooo many badgers, so little time...
England!! yay!! bye!!

StupidLikeAFox

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com <

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THE WEBSITE OF KINGS

Stephen Forde

God got to put my head in here with all these important posts.
Think...sumthing really nonsensicle.....hmmm....





well i suppose this is good enuf.

Piste

Kiwi Teawi Kiwi Teawi Kiwi teawi kiwi teawi STOP!!!

StupidLikeAFox

article6 wrote:

Not funny. The lightning was literally over our heads, I counted the seconds. We could have sued CTYI and the RAs for negligence... but why on earth would anyone want to sue CTYI?

This is in reply to a quote from july but annnnnnywaaaaaay,

Yeah someone sued ctyi last year coz their kid was shown an 18s film in some class and they were only 13 or somethin. True story

Matthewthebig

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It’s fun to lose
And to pretend
She’s overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

I’m worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
Its hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

Who are this band? Why don't they tour anymore?

mentalimplosion

they're these new guys. i think they;re called nirvana or something

article6

ColHol wrote:

This is in reply to a quote from july but annnnnnywaaaaaay,

Yeah someone sued ctyi last year coz their kid was shown an 18s film in some class and they were only 13 or somethin. True story

The film was called "Memento".

mentalimplosion wrote:

they're these new guys. i think they;re called nirvana or something

I thought it was Foo Fighters?

True story: my mate Dave was watching a Nirvana videos special on MTV with the lads one evening in 2003 (I wasn't there).

Dave: "I reckon if you went to see them live, they'd be brutal."

gigglingrat

Yeah...Lauren in my class this year was like ''Smells Like Teen Spirit? I've never heard of it. Who sings it?''

*shakes head*

*head falls off*

*spends next two hours searching for head*

But anyway. My foot is frozen and I would like some chocolate butter icing, please.

Dalamar

Ok, what was the point of posting all those lyrics here? Is it that hard to use a lyric search engine or are you just another waster?

Plunky

Stephen Forde wrote:

Think...sumthing really nonsensicle.....hmmm....

Does that make anyone else think of testicles?..

Aoibheann

yes, yes it does.

Plunky

Wonderful, I'm not the only one who's completely screwed up! Oisin's sitting beside me, he sez hey!

pinkpimp

Ustless R. Dwo. Better start with Greektown

gigglingrat

So...what are we gonna do tonight Brain?








...

Piste

I'll sleep with YOUR brother

Undergod

<Myself and Wolverine start rapping the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics>

...

<I'm doing beatbox, naturally>

...

How many people could you fit in the quad? I mean, if you got standing all shoulder-to-shoulder, and then a second group on the heads of the first, and then a third strata...

"Daniel, fetch the cannon!"... which is why Robert Hooke is my favourite scientist.

Aaaaaaah... <pops knuckles. Hands fall off at the wrist>
Oh dear. That's not good. Especially as I (this is real) hurt myself on that bouncy castle today by falling face first, and then my top half failed to bounce, my hips and legs did... leading to painful and anatomically unwise back-bending. Don't try it. Wrestling on bouncy castles is fun, as is watching a twelve year old kid being catapulted the entire way acrooss one by his younger brother running shoulder first into the outer wall... I'm rambling. And I lost my orange Korn badge, which makes me sad. I don't like korn, but the badge was amusing.
<A large yellow atom-symbol on bills belt starts to flash>

Gasp! The big guy signal

[Exit Bill

Barry Aldwell

pinkpimp wrote:

Ustless R. Dwo. Better start with Greektown

"Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of those gyros"
"Chief, you're talking into your wallet"

Undergod

Not to boast, but I can do this for real.

zed wy ecks double-you vee you tee, ess ore kyou pee oh en em, el kay jay, eye haitch jee, eff ee dee, see bee ay.

<Hair turns yellow and upright>
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
<Muscles bulge enormously>
YAAAAAAAAAAAH
<stretches hands out ahead, palms cupped>

KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Did you know one translation of Piccollo's special attack (the one of two beams, the smaller winding around the bigger) is "Industrial Light and Magic beam"

Does anyone other than Aounghus even know what I'm on about?



(on about, on about, on about......




Thought as much.

Raphael

It's spelt Aonghus y'know

Barry....Deal with him

Undergod

I'm sorry aonghus. I love you. I was typing too fast so I wouldn't realize how much utter crap the post was, and I got confused. I do know how to spell your name. I'm sorry. Will you take me back?

Raphael

Only once you clean my llama

Barry Aldwell

Raphael wrote:

It's spelt Aonghus y'know

Barry....Deal with him

Unless you get some rank pretty fast, no can do.

pinkpimp

Barry Aldwell wrote:

"Cancel that APB. Oh, but bring back some of those gyros"
"Chief, you're talking into your wallet"

Oh yes. Heres a man that knows his simpsons.

Cabaal

du do do du do do do du

oh hell nh whats up dog

grooowwwlll

ahhhh

Hay Kid, I'm a computer

Stop all the downloading!!!

Help computer?

I don't know much about computers, other then the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple of games on it there and I play i....