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Tomato Sauce

  • 23-05-2004 6:04pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭


    What's your poison?

    {edit} Obviously only when accompanied by your mustard product of choice {/edit}

    Tomato, Tomato, Squelch 79 votes

    HP
    0% 0 votes
    Heinz
    5% 4 votes
    Chef
    49% 39 votes
    Kandee
    35% 28 votes
    Daddys
    0% 0 votes
    Alastair Jaguar
    3% 3 votes
    Random supermarket chain own-brand
    5% 4 votes
    YR
    1% 1 vote


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Mmm, heinz ketchup and english mustard, with some dry roasted onions on a hot dog. Heaven in your hand :D

    /me goes to eat....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    hey, you forgot the "other" cvatagory for own brands, ie Tesco Ketchup. Heinz all the way for Ketchup!!!!!!!!!!!





    YR is the king of Brown sauce btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Ecksor could you ammend the poll to include options for "Random Supermarket chain Own-brand" and "YR"

    (YR make a tomatoe-derived sauce do they not?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    Kandee - pah, the only use for that is getting stains off toilet bowls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Originally posted by BuffyBot
    Kandee - pah, the only use for that is getting stains off toilet bowls



    It has to get the nod as the best of the economy stuff tho.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    It's the student ketchup of choice.
    It's sweet 'n sugary, cheap and there's lots of it.

    Granted, Chef pweens, but Kandee has it's place.

    Not sure about their brown sauce product though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    was going to say kandee is for students but didnt want to be the subject of student wrath,

    YR for brown sauce knig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Heinz all the way baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭Señor Juárez


    heinz!

    how can you even touch that Chef filth ill never know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Chef is thicker and richer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    Heinz is the daddy of ketchup inspite of daddies claims to contrary


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭Pacifico


    Originally posted by SyxPak
    Chef is thicker and richer.

    That it is, wayyyyyyyy nicer than Heinz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭echomadman


    Vitakrone from Lidl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,446 ✭✭✭bugler


    Chef is utter toss in a bottle.

    I'd be the first to admit I haven't pushed out the boat too much in my choice of kethups. Kandee is minging though, I'm very sorry I had the misfortune to try it. Christ shell out and buy something respectable, like Heinz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Vitakrone is questionable.

    I must try my hand at making my own some day.

    Can of tomato purée, some spices, vinegar....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Heinz, mmm yes.
    That Kandee stuff though, eurgh... I've never tasted anything that tasted less like tomatoes and as much like battery acid.
    Does tomato puree count as tomato sauce?
    I used to like eating it from the tube.
    But then again, as a kid, I liked to chew little bits off the Oxo cube then put it back in the box.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    labelShot.GIF


    All hail to Heinz


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I would have to go with Little Chef

    I am boycotting Heinz Tomato Ketchup, ever since I worked for their artwork department and spent six months proof reading and organising 50 million ketchup labels for every language in the universe all while putting up with an Yorkshire man (boss) who was the biggest fuking wan!er evaaaar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Heinz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Chef


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Gotta be Heinz!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    chef in the glassbottle

    Far superior to heinz in almost every way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭Señor Juárez


    heinz owns you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Heinz develops a watery layer if left to settle, and is crap. Chef thickness, hmm, with mayo and mustard *meow*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Originally posted by Giblet
    Heinz develops a watery layer if left to settle, and is crap. Chef thickness, hmm, with mayo and mustard *meow*

    This is true.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    heinz is the 1337 of tomato sauce's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    It's gotta be Heinz swiftly followed by Daddys. All the others are just swill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Chef is better than Heinz....trust me, i know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭zag


    I was always a heinz man, until one day my mother brought home Daddies all those years ago. Alas, it is not a readily available brand where I am hailing from now...sniff, but dolops of heinz suppresses the pain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭zag


    Just on that, Chef is muck. However the texture is good, better than heinz, but the vinagary sour taste is yarg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    Chef rules all other tomato sauces due to its quality and the fact that its not watery, crap or pure sugar. it rules tomato sauces in a fashion similar to the way professional shoe maker making shoes in the premiershoe division rules a miserable amature shoe maker plying his trade in the nationwide shoe conference, its as plain as that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭zag


    O...K....Shoe....Guy. You seem to be keen on Chef then, ah well, it's your life mate, their your chips.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Micro1


    Chef + egg yoke= mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Its gotta be chef. At least it tastes like tomatoes were actually used in its making.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭vega_AH64


    Only the blue or green kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    I think Shaque's shoe analogy pretty much summed it all up.

    I was deeply moved, that was beautiful.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭zag


    I appreciate what you are all saying about chef, but listen to yourselves. How can you ever expect to be treated seriously in ketchup circles when you deludedly believe that chef is better than heinz? There is no comparison between chef and heinz, other than the colour. Come on, wake up to Heinz. Why do you think that restaraunts only use Heinz? It's for the same reason they don't use chef. Because in reality, chef is the Acrington Stanley of ketchups, and Heinz is AC Milan, chamone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Chong


    It has to be chef because its got the right mixture between sweetness and spiciness and luxuriously thick. Heinz becomes runy.

    Chef NO:1

    Willem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    Chef is the best you philistines!

    It's got density, flavour and it's sex on burgers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 779 ✭✭✭Flashling


    Chef! you can't beat that sour...tomatolicious taste..eatin' some right now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    sex on burgers. [/B]

    This just leads to a messy lovelife and a ruined piece of meat, thats why Heinz will always rule. Plus we arent all sexual deviants like ye chef lot :D


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Originally posted by secret_squirrel
    This just leads to a messy lovelife and a ruined piece of meat, thats why Heinz will always rule. Plus we arent all sexual deviants like ye chef lot :D

    lol nice to see Heinz in the lead!! Heinz rules, chef Drools


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    it's gotta be Alastair Jaguar...


    lol



    nah, i'm a chef man myself....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Chef, more taste, more for grown-ups, akin to the BK McDonalds debate.


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