Britney Spears to pose for Playboy?

UnrealQueen

God she looks soooo young in that last one. Ya have to admit, she is beautiful. Im a mad Britney fan (of her music) and her concert is going to be out-of-this-world!!!

Sarky

Originally posted by tony 2 tone
I'm just waiting till the Olsen twins appear in playboy........:D

Good God man, why?

BEAT

I see no reason why she shouldnt pose for playboy, she is already half naked every time we see her, she hasnt left much to the imagination anyway ya know.
btw, doesnt she look a little chunky in some of those pictures...I can definitley see her as one who gains a lot of weight as she gets older and after she has some kids...forget about it...the only thing keeping her fit is Fame :eek:

Personally I want to see my man Vin Diesel in PLaygirl

tba

Originally posted by BEAT
..I can definitley see her as one who gains a lot of weight as she gets older..

your vision created

BEAT

above link is class...roffle!

Scruff

fairplay l3rian

herobear

"A thing is sure: Soon we will know the truth."

heh amusing use of english on that first link

Kold

Playboy doesn't have near enough open vagina

tman

Originally posted by Sarky
Good God man, why?

twin booteh is a thang of beauty:)

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by Kold
Playboy doesn't have near enough open vagina

jesus, ud think playboy was porn with comments like that :eek: :eek: :eek:

its a emmm mens magazine. theirs very little skin in it nowadays in comparison to penthouse

tony 2 tone

Happy hunting

Civilian_Target

Originally posted by BEAT

btw, doesnt she look a little chunky in some of those pictures...I can definitley see her as one who gains a lot of weight as she gets older and after she has some kids...forget about it...the only thing keeping her fit is Fame :eek:

I'm told american women have a nasty habit of doing that, hot til 26 and then you marry them and *BANG* lardball...

DMT

Originally posted by Civilian_Target
I'm told american women have a nasty habit of doing that, hot til 26 and then you marry them and *BANG* lardball...

Carrie Fisher for example

AdMMM

Amazing how this thread has survived this long!

jank

Originally posted by tony 2 tone
Happy hunting

Great t shirt!!lol

Kappar

I have to say this is my favourite thread ever

tony 2 tone

It could happen....

Zoton

Now that is just disurbing. No doubt there'll be an Emma Watson countdown soon as well:rolleyes:

woosaysdan

i want to look at the pictures but i cant in work:mad:

karlh

Originally posted by Zoton
This seems like the most appropriate place to post this. (If not then let me know/move it)

I've heard rumours over the last few weeks that Britney Spears will be posing in a future issue of playboy. There was much debate about it last weekend, with figures ranging from $5m to $40m as a fee for the shoot.
Also rumoured is that Britney has been ordered to lose 5lbs by Hugh Hefner. I haven't been able to find a definitve answer on this, and i cant really be searching for such content on a work computer.
So can any anyone confirm this story? or is it complete rubbish?
Cheers.

I know this seems a little bit bizarre but i can actually give you a definitive answer as to the state of play.

My sister talked to her about it. (Im not talking the piss) She works for the bunny merchants, head of PR and they were in talks with iccle Britney. According to my sis she said herself 'she wouldnt rule it out'. Hardly a yes and it wont be this year if it happens at all.

As for her being asked to lose weight....some of the girls in the flesh really prove the wonders of airbrushing!

Wouldnt put it past her anyways since she has to go the slutty route to peddle **** music to kids.

Karl.

Agent Orange

Lose weight?! Are you mad????

She's perfection personified! Almost as hot, sexy, beautiful and talented as Deirdre O'Kane.

Tazzle

Can you say pho-to-shop?

Victor

Originally posted by karlh2001
She works for the bunny merchants

I can verify this, although it might just be a reason for him to carry playboy about.

tba

once again

The Sweeper

Dunno where you found that before photo tba, but all it is is someone's photoshopped the 'after' photo to make it look a lot worse.

The one dead giveaway for an airbrushed pic is limb length.

Stand up.

Let your arms dangle.

Your fingertips come to a point half way between your knees and your hips, round mid-thigh.

In the pic you showed, Britney's arms, extended, would be too short to reach the middle of her thighs. The airbrushing on the original pic extended her waist to make her look slimmer - it's quite a common tactic.

Ignoring that anatomical fact and just adding lardball rolls around her ass doesn't make the pic you posted any more real than the original over-the-shoulder-glance pic.

amp

It doesn't take anatomy lessons to know that's been shopped.

Sit down.

Look at the ass.

Witness the blurring.

Feel smug.

DiscoStu

dont forget the triangular hole at the bottom of her right leg and the perfect circular blemishes on her shoulder blades.

tba

ok ok I get it I need to practice my photoshop.

I'll go cry over here now

funky penguin

I hope your all happy!

You made a grown woman cry.

amp

Originally posted by tba
ok ok I get it I need to practice my photoshop.

I'll go cry over here now

Just because it's easy to see it's been shopped doesn't mean it's bad. I've seen and done a lot worse.