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Marriage and virginity question

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    She had damn well better be a virgin or I will want my money back


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Originally posted by Civilian_Target
    Hear hear. Marriage is the time when you stop buying condoms.

    Or start; who the hell wants 20 kids sucking up their income?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 FireFly


    Here's a question for the guys...I've heard that sex is better for the guys mostly without condoms is that true?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    yes!

    without comdoms you feel more!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Originally posted by FireFly
    Here's a question for the guys...I've heard that sex is better for the guys mostly without condoms is that true?

    Even those ultra-thin ones can't compare...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,560 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    I've been waiting for this day.

    Thank you Allah

    Thank you Chaos

    Thank you Fate

    A PI question gets asked somewhere other than the PI board.

    Now I can post the TRUTH without fear of "don't offend the poster" police down on my head getting me banned.

    So here it is:

    "You're all morons and should be euthanised - the original poster should be shot and as for your problem:

    HAAAAAAAAAAA Haaaaaaa haaa haa haaaaa

    Cheers for the laugh I needed that."


    Oh man that felt good.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    wow! now i know why you called yourself slut, you are a slut


  • Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭Saviour_Angel


    Originally posted by Karoma


    may i ask: why is she a virgin?

    Because she hasn't had sex yet !


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,990 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    I'm completely befuddled as to why any man would expect his fianceé to be a virgin unless he too was in the same boat. I suppose it's viable to want to marry a virgin, however, if you're looking to performi blood sacrifice to Satan. In that case I thiink it's acceptable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,617 ✭✭✭MojoMaker


    Cos it's a troll.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    Originally posted by ixoy
    I'm completely befuddled as to why any man would expect his fianceé to be a virgin unless he too was in the same boat. I suppose it's viable to want to marry a virgin, however, if you're looking to performi blood sacrifice to Satan. In that case I thiink it's acceptable.

    Yup. It's a little prehistoric, and utterly unreasonable, for my tastes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,893 ✭✭✭Kersh


    I dont really mind either, just once she is not a bike. Or has gone around a circle of friends. I would not say there are many 18+ virgins out there...that are any fun...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    im thinkin that the men who want to marry virgins are doing so because they cant take criticism. having no prior carnal knowledge means the woman has nothing to compare the marital bed to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    Originally posted by catsup
    im thinkin that the men who want to marry virgins are doing so because they cant take criticism. having no prior carnal knowledge means the woman has nothing to compare the marital bed to.

    I think he also has some kind of jealousy/controlling issues.

    I mean, what's so bad about a woman whose had sex before? I can't think of anything wrong with it...


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭CyberGhost


    yea man! the started of this thread is a complete troll!

    Get lost!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Antisocialiser


    Youd have to be shaggin her before you got married so she wouldnt be a virgin. I wouldnt want to spend 3 (at least) pre-marital years without the ride


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    All I know is if I marry someone, I ain't got the patience to teach them alllll the filth I know, so they better be a pro ... LOL.... so much filth so little time.... ain't it always like that?????


    :: THE SILVER SURFER ::


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,525 ✭✭✭JustHalf


    This is one weird thread.

    I'd like to get married. If I do, I don't really mind if my wife isn't a virgin.

    I'd like to have remained a virgin myself until I get married. I also think it's perfectly understandable that people have hang-ups about being compared to other people with regards to their sexual performance. Sex is something that most people have hang-ups about.

    The only good reason I can think of for wanting to marry a virgin is that, if I do, I can wear my "Worst lover my wife has ever had" t-shirt without it being embarassingly accurate.

    I fear any woman I might marry would stab me for that kind of thing, but such sacrifices must be made for the sake of the joke.


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