Your advice for life?

Okie

Originally posted by Isobar
Don't eat yellow snow.

That's what I was gonna say.

"Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse" Slightly morbid though

Eddie Izzard has a good few: -

"Never put a sock in a toaster"
"Never put your granny in a bag"
"Never lean over on Tuesdays"

Sarky

Live.

Trebor

eat more vegatables.....



of the mushroom variety

and don't take life too seriously, your decomposing as we speak so be happy

Barry Aldwell

Eating 4 packets of mints that say "Warning: May cause laxative effects" on the back may cause laxative effects.

Also, be tolerant, but know when to tell someone to stfu

The jock

if something from your past is pulling you down in the present just look to the future

live life to the fullest

go with the flow

trust yourself and people who trust you

time dreaming is time wasted

you only get one shot at life so live it up

if you like someone just ask him/her out you never know

its better to know that your loved by someone than loving someone who doesnt know that there loved

trust your instincts

dont gamble as theres no such thing as a sure thing

catsup

never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
(not from personal experience)

in the words of billy connolly
"never judge a man til youve walked a mile in his shoes...after that, who cares...youre a mile away, and you have his shoes!"

good stuff on the yellow snow theory.

also, dont do what donnie dont does :eek:

Trebor

bathe......





....regularly

Agent Smith

when life get's you down.....
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice!

Sarky

Originally posted by The jock

time dreaming is time wasted

I disagree. Dreams are a huge part of life. They can cause you to decide to make changes in life, big ones. Besides, it flexes the imagination muscles, and a healthy imagination is important. Imagination leads to creativity.

John R

Don't argue with idiots.

TCamen

It's nice to be liked, but it's better by far to get paid.

passive

Most of everything you've been taught to believe in was a lie.

carbonkid

beware of squirrels!!...sure they look all cute and stuff but theyll kill you!

Asok

As Eddie from from bottom once said
"Just keep your head down and one day you will die..........if your lucky"

Slutmonkey57b

Advice from me to you:

Eat sh.it and die, fu.ckhead

or for a more positive message in life:

Fu.ck off and die

taby

Hmmm mine wud be the following:

'Live each day as if its your last' - i think this means live each day to the fullest and does not mean go s?%* a different woman every day.

This is one of my quotes from when i was younger:
"virginity comes and goes" - a great quote for life eh?

and finally:

BE HAPPY! :-)

*sings the "be happy" song*

Stark

Live each day as if it was your last. With all the drinking and drug-taking you'll be doing, it'll become more of a likelihood each day

penguinbloke

I think peter griffin said it best with this

This is life so go and have a ball because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you might not be right for some.
You take the good, you take the bad and there you have my opening statement..
Sit ubu sit. Good dog.

ClareBear

Life is like a mirror...if you look at it smiling, it'll smile back.


Now that's mine so if any of ye thieves take it I'll hunt you down! :ninja:

Unless someone has already written it, haven't looked through the thread...anywho I like it.

Cabaal

If you have children lock them under the stairs, children shouldn't be seen or heard

Shop lift when-ever you can, shops factor shoplifting into there prices so if nobody does it's like the shop is getting money for free


Don't aim to high in life your properly best suited for a cleaning job

jerenaugrim

"Who flies afar from the sphere of our sorrow
is here today, and here tomorrow."
-James Thurber, Fable of the Foolish Moth.

or-

"It's just a ride!"
-Bill Hicks.

HarryD

Don't waste your time on Jealousy
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself


- Kurt Vonnegut

blondie83

Trying is the first step to failure

- Homer J Simpson

Seriously though, if I was to give any advice to people, it would be not to take anything for granted. I've spent the past week putting off going to see my grandad, because I was too busy with exams and all. He died this morning which was a bit of a shock to everyone, and I sort of feel like I didn't get to say goodbye. Don't ever assume people will always be around.

ClareBear

Sorry to hear that Blondie....and it's very true, I know only too well...sorry for your loss.

tman

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

RossFixxxed

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids and hitting them?

-- Bender

Unpossible

play with chaos