Your advice for life?

Panda

Any words of wisdom,
exact or vague.

share your fantastic revelations.

heres a few,

Dont piss in the wind.

Don't leave things to the last minute. (especially projects.)

Deadwing

Dont spend so much bloody time on the internet.

Kiith

dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in then hood

Sleipnir

Better to have someone inside the tent pissing out rather than outside pissing in.

Squall

Larger and milk dont mix well

Sleepy

Be afraid, but do it anyway.

ferdi

you only get one shot at life, dont miss.

Dont Ban Me

Eat cake, its nice!

koneko

If you know you need to do something, whether it's something small or a big deal, do it. Don't procrastinate thinking things won't be as hard further along the road, they always get worse the longer you leave them. JUST DO IT. Do it. Get it over with.

Panda

Dont put metal in a microwave, (cutlery, tinfoil)
bad things may happen.

Sleipnir

Originally posted by koneko
If you know you need to do something, whether it's something small or a big deal, do it. Don't procrastinate thinking things won't be as hard further along the road, they always get worse the longer you leave them. JUST DO IT. Do it. Get it over with.

Do you work for Nike?

SheroN

always get your retaliation in first.

Woden

Originally posted by Sleepy
Be afraid, but do it anyway.

yeah i go with that one but have heard it worded slightly differently

feel the fear, but do it anyway

koneko

Originally posted by Sleipnir
Do you work for Nike?

OMG BUSTED!

Adeptus Titanicus

Keep Away From Children...




A matchbox told me that once..

Deadwing

Always wipe front to back.

sunbeam

Trust your instincts.

Isobar

Don't eat yellow snow.

Hobbes

It is better to die peaceful in your sleep then to be awake in abject terror like the passengers on the bus your driving.

Isobar

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders can't tell the difference.

When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

User45701

Treat life the way it is, a gamble.

Also

A Man cannot allow his enemies to outlive him - that would be a sign of weekness on his part

^whitey^

Don't look at a pack of knackers while walking past argos at 10 pm, after a trav kings funeral.

alleepally

Remember you can wear your underwear four times without washing them, Forwards, Backwards, inside-out Forwards, inside-out Backwards

Emboss

When you stop caring....all your troubles go away

Emboss

Originally posted by Panda
Dont put metal in a microwave, (cutlery, tinfoil)
bad things may happen.

or mc donalds bags! scary

Johnny_the_fox

go and drink vodka.. it will be ok in the morning

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

ask people on the internet for advice on everything, they know what they're talking about.

Spunog UIE

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo IT ... DO IT!

^whitey^

Oh and dont look in goat's eyes when you catch its horns and twist its head 360 degrees.

monument

shit happens

blondie83

Live for the moment - the future can take care of itself!