g-strings and girls

rymus

I issue no vorninks

Lump

Originally posted by DRakE


Register

Rymus how the clean clothes thing going?

When I clicked that link AVG popped up that a trojan was trying to install


John

L5

Jesus Drake, what are you posting a site like that for. i went to it, it installed a porn toolbar in my browser and changed my home page, and screwed up my internet explorer for an hour.

pissed off

Rabies

Originally posted by L5
Jesus Drake, what are you posting a site like that for. i went to it, it installed a porn toolbar in my browser

I can't see a problem with that

tuxy

Originally posted by L5
Jesus Drake, what are you posting a site like that for. i went to it, it installed a porn toolbar in my browser and changed my home page, and screwed up my internet explorer for an hour.

pissed off

well firstly you should be using firefox not ie then you wouldnt get the toolbar/homepage change

and secondly linking to porn pages is now allowed on this forum

Ryo Hazuki

i have a friend who swears to stick to skanger women.. said they show him a better time

Hes Right you Know.

Seriously.

Highly Recommended.

Sleepy

Why or how would you want to go out and nail a skanger~?

Who wants to catch venereal diseases...

Ryo Hazuki

Why or how would you want to go out and nail a skanger~?

Dont knock it till youve tried it.

Who wants to catch venereal diseases...

Insist on complete medical screenings before-hand, or protection.

Sleepy

How would one even go about trying to pull a skanger without ending up on the wrong end of a sovereign ring'd fist?

ShriekingSheet

Originally posted by Sleepy
How would one even go about trying to pull a skanger without ending up on the wrong end of a sovereign ring'd fist?

Ryo Hazuki

How would one even go about trying to pull a skanger without ending up on the wrong end of a sovereign ring'd fist?

Well its a known fact that skangers hate everything, especially anything thats different than themselves.

Grow up to be a decent person while playing in a skumbag area, you can learn a lot from the worst members of society.

If you have a slang accent or curse a lot, then your ok.

Most people suppress the raw human crudeness and violence that we carry genetically, the most basic of angers and lack of compassion that help(ed) us survive.
Let go of your inhibitions, and thats how you become a skanger.

Its very easy to pass for a skanger if you know how.

Dont even comtemplate trying this unless you are willin to go "Joyridin" and Drink entire bottles of vodka straight to prove that you are "mental like"







Anyway, this is only a in-theory guide.
My point is that some skanger girls are definitely ok.

bug

whats the point in wearing g-strings for someone else if your going to end up butt naked anyways...you may as well go commando if youe that way inclined at least you wont have something resembling a thread sticking up your a** that cost you more money than its worth, just buy a spool of thread and wrap it round, as for wearing them over your trousers..I havent seen the hoe look yet on the streets of dublin..but then again i dont really pay attention to womens as**s :dunno:

Agent Smith

takes some advice from bug and myself,



comando is the way to go!

Mighty_Mouse

Lainey = (30.07 per day

Is this some kind of a record?

Kold

Originally posted by rymus
G-string

Thong

i'm still none the wiser. The only difference my brain would allow me to see was that wow, I'm sure even sir mix-a-lot would have trouble with that mutha. SO difference between g string and thong?

Johnny Versace

What does the g in g-string stand for?

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
What does the g in g-string stand for?

Gee

oops, am i allowed say that

Deadwing

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
What does the g in g-string stand for?

Golly i can see that womans bum crack.

Epitaph

Originally posted by Mighty_Mouse
Lainey = (30.07 per day

Is this some kind of a record?

No, but that's cheap at the price!

/runs

R33F

Originally posted by agent smith
takes some advice from bug and myself,

comando is the way to go!

true true...

but in saying that, would prefer to see a nice thong as opposed to a big ol' set of
"nana nickers" :ninja:

df001i6876

Originally posted by Barbie_666
Wait till i get a web cam thingy.........
then ill put that whore to shame!:p

arr me dream girl if that what it takes i will buy you one . what wrong with flowers. are all them xxxxx for me ? can wait

Exit

Jesus, you're about 50, and she's about 16 :rolleyes:

Kold

I'm 18, good looking and have honourable intentions...

rymus

Honourable intentions eh?

I'll not mention that "Shaggage" thread in south so

Honestly tho.. if I had an 18 year old daughter.. .and some day I will.. I'd be sitting at the front door stroking my shotgun if I saw you coming up the garden path :P

Youre bad news Kold... baaaaaad newwwwwwws

Kold

joo kant protekt her forevaaaaaa!

Lump

He will pass ehr on to some other protector.... she will remain virgin FOREVER!


John

Kold

She is now carryink my child... How? It eez zee meestery.... of zee DANCE!

Johnny Versace

Yes, I will gladly take care of her when rymus can no longer continue the job.

I'll take care of her real good.

Kold

waita second... Was 'shotgun' a euphamism for 'penis'?

df001i6876

Originally posted by Exit
Jesus, you're about 50, and she's about 16 :rolleyes:

I remember a wise chinese man his real name was poke um young / i didnt know that/ .Aisle wait till im young again > plastic surgery works wonders> theres no harm in wishing ?