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**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Linoge


    Bush: "I dont want to get up. I've got a boner. Sorry, but all this talk to of violence in the North is making me horny."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭qwertyphobia


    x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Bertie: Maybe if I look at him like this for long enough he'll just shut up and go away.

    Powel: I just ignore him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Finally Bush meets someone with worse English skills than him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Today at the Mensa HQ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Both: "Ha! You blinked" "Did not!"

    Powell: "I cant believe I went to war for this country".

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    and the plant invasion continued un -noticed .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,221 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Bush: You're alot bigger then the Leprachauns on t.v.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    "As you can see, the presence of red roses in the middle of the room brought out the feminine side of the men..."


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    "When Bertie ordered a new bush for the top of the fireplace, America tooks it chance to throw out the garbage..."


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    "...and the mood in the room suddenly changed when Mr Bush realised that "Ireland" starts with an "I" too, and careful added it to his "To Bomb" list."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭bus77


    BUSH= "Hey Bertrude , you get a new plane yet?"

    BERTIE= "Ill be getting a new one soon"

    BUSH= "Mine's bigger, muhahaha"

    POWEL= "Ahahaha!!.."

    POWEL= "...Mr. President, Stop it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    A funny caption directly related to the photo...
    The winner is
    Vader with
    Bertie: Maybe if I look at him like this for long enough he'll just shut up and go away.

    Powel: I just ignore him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    ...eh hello...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    ok i dont think vader is going to post. do ye mind if i take a crack at it??

    i know its not the rules but no 1 is posting and im sure we all want to continue!!

    so here it goes..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I think the marketing department failed to see the obvious


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe,
    Erm, that pic doesn't leave much room for a quote.
    Isn't the point of this the fact that we're supposed to come up with the quote?

    o/ I vote for a new pic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    wait till vader posts a new pic, it is his turn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Lets start a chant, we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic we want a new pic , not working is it?!! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Im here and will have a new pic within 20 mins, soory Im late.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,803 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    3 minutes left ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    I was severly tempted with two Bush pics I have but I felt it important to diversify Here it is:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Paisley Paisley! Can you give us any advice on giving head???

    Ian: Well you guys gotta realise that part of the thrill is how you look, you gotta bring your head up and pucker a bit like this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Power sharing Authority is shocked as Rev. Ian Paisley spits a huge red glob at the steps of Stormont.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    Call me childish but...

    "Paaaaaaarrrpp!"

    or

    Michael jacskon sen hiding behind Paisley"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    The press gathers to interview Mr. Paisley following his triumph in the "World Lemon Eating Championship"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,803 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Vader
    I was severly tempted with two Bush pics I have but I felt it important to diversify Here it is:
    This ones much better :)http://images.ireland.com/focus/nielection/paisley.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Originally posted by Victor
    This ones much better :)http://images.ireland.com/focus/nielection/paisley.jpg
    Originally posted by Alany
    The Rules

    1. Once a picture is posted people have 24 - 36 hours to post a funny caption

    2. The person that posts the picture chooses the winner

    3. the Winner may post a new picture or ask someone/anyone else to post a picture

    4. if the poster has not decided a winner within 36 hours then it will default back to the start and the firsty person to post a new picture will kick the game off again

    5. if the winner does not post a new pic within a resonable amount of time..say 4-12 hours then the game restarts and the first person to post a new pic kicks the game off again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    I won, I get to post the pic and its paisley


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel




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