**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

Yavvy

The Rules

1. Once a picture is posted people have 24 - 36 hours to post a funny caption

2. The person that posts the picture chooses the winner

3. the Winner may post a new picture or ask someone/anyone else to post a picture

4. if the poster has not decided a winner within 36 hours then it will default back to the start and the firsty person to post a new picture will kick the game off again

5. if the winner does not post a new pic within a resonable amount of time..say 4-12 hours then the game restarts and the first person to post a new pic kicks the game off again.

Fair ????

Yavvy

Here is the first pic

http://www.globalclassroom.org/odd.jpg

Oriel

Hehe, I cheated a little bit...
So sue me.




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Opps. "out" = "our"
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Sarky

Harold froze. The kareoke screen was broken! It looked like he was going to have to wing it...

Kold

Alright, for the last time, the microphone is NOT a buttplug... Isn't that right *sniff sniff*... KEV!?

Stormfox1020

Hey guys look im using a microfone with only one hand!

Kold

"Welcome to gay hand gestures 101, let us start with the classics..."

Spiffing

"This new version of Windows is totally reliable, like all the others..ah."

vengeance52

" I would like to welcome everyone to the 7th Annual Chuck Norris LookAlike Convention "

Vader

ok everybody got a partner? Its time for the turkey dance, do as I do

kano476

and for my final act I will make windows work the way it should!!

Yavvy

I have changed the rules a little cause I think the game will be better this way

1. Once a picture is posted people have 48 hours to post a funny caption

im changing this to 24

I gotta say its between kold and Sinecure

Vader

24 aint long enough and new pics wont be found fast enough

Raphael

i beg to differ vader, i think 24 hours means less waiting as most people will have puy their ideas up within that time anyway

Paddy20

"Welcome, everyone to the 'Rip-Off Slimming Clubs', first meeting!".

Vader

ok its yer thread, but why did ye start a new one

Yavvy

vader I think it will work and there are pictures every where
just type any word into goggle image search

I started a new thread cause it would be a fresh start..ahem without the arguing and discussing..:p

Yavvy

Im going to have a go too !


"Ok, if anyone can guess how much I loose in sewat at each of these evenings I will give the the flowers on the table here"

hedgetrimmer

And the speaker never realised that they had already left, and the Chair of the Canadian Campaign against Style and Cleanliness had been turned into a floral display

Pompey Magnus

The guest speaker on floral arrangements turns red as he notices on an overhead monitor that his fly was down.

EL_Diablo

"It was then jim realised it was not a member of the audience heckling him but the flowers on the table behind him who had got hold of a microphone"

AL][EN

Suddenly realizing his mistake at picking flowers as a karaoke partner bob decided to try his luck by doing the birdie song instead

Yavvy

and the winner is......



Kold, with this effort. Sinecure was a very close second

Kold

and the winner is......



Kold, with this effort. Sinecure was a very close second

i thought the first was funnier but...

Here we go lads Der New Pic

tba

Oversized cherries invaded juggling party

Oriel

"The Darkness: before they were famous."

Pompey Magnus

Re: Progress Report on "Bud Light" development.

Dear Managing Director,
the bad news is that Batch 113986 has again produced an unfortunate side effect on our test subject, Mr. Hank Steinberg. The good news is that the latest version has now progressed from invertebrate mutation to producing vertabrates!!!

Go Team!

Yours,
Budweiser Research Dept.

Oriel

or:

"Early November, 2003: Santa's Elves let their hair down before the annual Christmas rush..."

bus77

Copyright RTE Television.

Kold

Re: Progress Report on "Bud Light" development.

lol the 1st pic i was gonna post had a cat drinking bud n i thought id posted the wrong one...


Carry on

Pompey Magnus

FELINE bored? Developing CATaracts from excessive TV? MEOW-ve your ass you PUSSY and PURRchase your own HAIRBALL medicine in a bottle, Bud Light.

bus77

Hmmm, youd better change it back to the bud one kold

Kold

Have i fukked this thread up ALREADY?

Pompey Magnus

Whats going on? Have I been at this computer for too long or was the link not to a cat on a sofa with a bud beside him? Why does everyone else see something different?

bus77

Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
Whats going on? Have I been at this computer for too long or was the link not to a cat on a sofa with a bud beside him? Why does everyone else see something different?

You dont see the 3 guys with the red balls? Someone up there dosnt like us, and I think the anwser is in your sig Depeche

Pompey Magnus

I see them now but earlier on I was getting this!
Now my earlier posts don't make a shred of sense!

hedgetrimmer

After the box, David Blance decided to surgically attach himself to Led Zeppelin while juggling water balloons

Pompey Magnus

From the Irish Times, 07/11/'03

"...and this is how hydrogen reacts with a chlorine molecule to form Hydrochloric Acid!"

Minister for education and science Noel Dempsey (center) appears outside his departmental office along with Rockstar Brian May from Queen (Right) and Bob Geldof (top left) in an effort to boost falling numbers of students entering the Science and most dramatically the Chemistry sector in the new "Kemistry iz Kewl" initiative developed by the government in association with Pfizer, manufacturers of viagra. (how else could Mr. Dempsey keep Brian May in such a position?)

Havelock

If we're using the cat pic:

Proof: Garfield is bad for your cat

If its the 3 in one man:

Tri-circusfreekiality: The correct term for the fetish for engaging in a three man, circus sex show.

Raz

And this is a move my Mom taught me.

EL_Diablo

"Meanwhile the minister for transport has criticised dublin bus's new costcutting service"

Yavvy

Its still possible to have fun with conjoined genitle and bowle syndrome.... looking cool, is a different kettle of fish.

World health organisation

AL][EN

CHIWAWA du du du do du CHIWAWA...u du du do du CHIWAWA...

Kold

Hmmm turnout slightly poor, Sinecure wins.

Oriel

Hehe, this one caught me eye.

BlitzKrieg

"Betty mistakenly looked forward to the 21st of that month."

Vader

save this one till last

Raz

Lamby woke that morning to find her friends had played a cruel practical joke during the nite.

bus77

21 eh, Bit old for kebabs. but hey!! Happy birthday anyway!!

Paddy20

Its a damn 'klingon' in disguise!.

Pompey Magnus

The lazy insomniacs approach to counting sheep!