Discworld Quiz!

GuanYin

Dr. Cruces

Whats Discworlds potent alcoholic apple drink called?

p.pete

Scumble (or Scrumble?)?

therannu

Way to kill the fun, Pete.
Unless your signature is the question.
Do you really want people to tell you where their sponges are?

GuanYin

In fairness to pete, at least its a discworld quote!

shame for not knowing!

Why not make the question "who said it?"

p.pete

Sorry, have been away from computer for a few hours - that's not my question. Just for you therannu, I'll ask an even stupider question:

What did Igor lend to Igor?

Unless someone wants to answer sykeirls' suggested question, either is good for me:D

Dar

a hand

who stole the slates off the roof of the opera house?

banbutcher

was it jason ogg??
if im right somebody ask a question for me, if not i dont care...

p.pete

Jason Ogg???, has he ever been to Ankh Morpork?

Thanx 4 The Fish

Wasn't it mentioned in Maskerade ??

Dar

twas indeed jason ogg

someone ask a question - i cant think of one

therannu

I would assume that the answer to Sykeirl's question would be one of the Ephebian philosophers, e.g. Didacticus?

Señor Juárez

a question would be nice sometime, guys :P

MarVeL

Ok I'll post one from earlier again. What's a "ho ho"?

Thanx 4 The Fish

It's a garden wall or boundary ?? Designed by BS Johnson for the Patrician's garden i think...

nosmo

Originally posted by MarVeL
Ok I'll post one from earlier again. What's a "ho ho"?

It's like a ha ha, but deeper. It's a hole designed to hide gardeners and other things that might spoil the view

MarVeL

I'd give that one to Nosmo though Thanx 4 the Fish was close. Your question Nosmo?

nosmo

Why is "All" Jolson so named?

bozzie

because he's so large when you see johnson all you see is johnson?

which (ex)member of the watch was killed by the gonne?

echomadman

Cuddy, wasn't he mentioned already in this thread?


Whats called a "splatter" in ankh Morporikian street slang

nosmo

"Like a bouncer, but Trolls use more force"

B.S. Johnson made two oversized common kitchen items. What are they and what are they used for?

therannu

Salt and pepper shakers, for storing grain in Quirm (I think).
What's the name of the troll drug that Detritus is trying to stamp out in Feet of Clay?

Dar

slab

whats uu's idea of a foreign exhange program?

Thanx 4 The Fish

Exchange students are in the body of their exchange partner ??

p.pete

I think Dar has disappeared, does anyone know if the answer is right for the "whats uu's idea of a foreign exhange program?" question?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

erm, yeah it was slab.

p.pete

Originally posted by Mordeth
erm, yeah it was slab.

erm, the question after that.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Well I think it is right but then again I would what with me answering the question

I will ask one for the time being.

What does AM crime code number 2 refer to ?

Dar

soz didnt get a chance to post lately - the answer to mine was six students for a decent lawnmower

bozzie

is it angry dwarf with axe choppin people off at the knees

Thanx 4 The Fish

Nope that ain't it...

GuanYin

Its deliberately setting Ankh Morpork on fire.

Thanx 4 The Fish

That's close enough.

Is "Wilful destruction of the city by fire, howsoever started."

GuanYin

What was the title of twoflowers written account of his time spent with Rincewind.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

"what I did on my holidays"

how do colon, nobby and carrot ensure that colon has a "million to once chance" of hitting the dragon with his lucky arrow in "guards guards" ?

nosmo

standing on one leg with his hat on backwards and a handkerchief in his mouth.

What is the name of the goat kept in abbatoirs to calm other animals?

bozzie

the yudasgoat


in lords and ladys what was the name of the original owner of the helmet magrat wore

Thanx 4 The Fish

Queen Ynci the Short-Tempered.

What's the name of the monster that says "Yerwhatyerwhatyerwhat"?'

bozzie

wrong it wasnt Queen Ynci (she never existed)

GuanYin

Originally posted by bozzie
wrong it wasnt Queen Ynci (she never existed)

He's only partly wrong..

Old King Lully had the armoue made, so "technically" it was him who owned the helmet. But then he had it made for Ynci so in the spirit of Discworld, it probably was hers

In Anycase, Yob Soddoth is the monster.



Name the witch who was lost to Borrowing.....

GuanYin

Originally posted by sykeirl


Name the witch who was lost to Borrowing.....

Jeez, noone got this yet?

I'll give ye a hint, Nanny Ogg reckoned she ended up as a bluetit....

Thanx 4 The Fish

Granny Postalute.

Sorry it took so long, I am reading a couple of books at the moment and had to take Lords and Ladies on board aswell to get her name

What's the stopping power of the "Eightfold Seal of Statis" equal to ?

GuanYin

This is another Rincewind one isn't it?

Half a brick.

Where did Vimes see the phrase Homo Homini Lupus?

Thanx 4 The Fish

Angua's dad's place ?

GuanYin

yup
your go.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Who started the first paper in AM ?

GuanYin

William de Worde.

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Heh, glad to see this thread is being enjoyed by all! (That being skyeirl and Thanx for the Fish)

Thanx 4 The Fish

Feel free to participate whenever you like Truckle.

That's the one alright Skye

GuanYin

Name all the known discworld continents.

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