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Has anyone ever witness a guy looking up porn and jerking off in a cyber cafe?

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  • #52
    blaze1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    I saw a guy standing at a urinal reading a jazz mag cracking one out in planet hollywood in vegas...

    he was having a great time


  • #53
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Kinda. He didn't have his lad out, but he was grinding like mad in his chair.


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    flynner13 wrote: »
    Turns out he was jerking off to a naked picture of a skinny black model... very weird indeed

    Saints preserve us, a skinny one? Deviant.


  • #55
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I run a small unsucessful internet cafe and had one case a guy watching porn while trying to video it on his phone.

    The computers are at the side of a pretty open general coffee shop and there were people with kids nearby so had to have him removed.

    The guy had even signed up a membership beforehand so I had his name and address!


  • #56
    Super Sidious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Saints preserve us, a skinny one? Deviant.

    Ha yea, but she was extremely anorexic, like famine skinny...


  • #57
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    flynner13 wrote: »
    Ha yea, but she was extremely anorexic, like famine skinny...

    Maybe it was just the National Geographic website?


  • #58
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So anyway.... Has anyone ever witness a chick doing it? That's a lot more interesting.


  • #59
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    smash wrote: »
    So anyway.... Has anyone ever witness a chick doing it? That's a lot more interesting.

    Oh yeah, legs akimbo, one leg on the desks either side of her and she rashering the gee off herself! Wouldn't mind but she was only on a Skype call to her folks :pac:


  • #60
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    I avoid Internet Cafes when possible. You never know whose hands have been on the keyboard/mouse...


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  • #61
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    LOL

    What type of mind set are you in when you whip out your cock and start bashing to some porn in a public internet cafe.

    Call me old fashioned but I would be scarlet if someone even seen me looking at porn in an internet cafe.


  • #62
    Pat McGhee
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭Pat McGhee


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    No but a few years ago in Madrid, I was on the metro heading out to meet my girls and there was a very well dressed, good looking guy sitting opposite me with a briefcase on his lap - and it was very obvious what was going on under that briefcase!

    We were the only 2 people in that cart at the time. Damn I must have looked hot ;)


  • #63
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    4leto wrote: »
    LOL

    What type of mind set are you in when you whip out your cock and start bashing to some porn in a public internet cafe.

    Call me old fashioned but I would be scarlet if someone even seen me looking at porn in an internet cafe.

    I bet your willy is scarlet when you are finished in the internet cafe ;)


  • #64
    puffy the panpipe player
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭puffy the panpipe player


    Yep, I saw a guy pulling the lad off himself at around 4 in the afternoon in a cyber café on Thomas Street in Limerick. There were loads of teenagers in school uniform in there at the time while this guy was watching really explicit anal porn.

    He couldn't stop **** and was glued to the screen.

    I complained to the owner who said there was nothing he could do.

    I went down to Henry St Garda Statio but am 99% sure they didn't act on my complaint.

    One of the most rotten things I've ever seen OP.


  • #65
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    puffy the panpipe player wrote: »
    Yep, I saw a guy pulling the lad off himself at around 4 in the afternoon in a cyber café on Thomas Street in Limerick. There were loads of teenagers in school uniform in there at the time while this guy was watching really explicit anal porn.

    As opposes to 'implicit' or 'vague' anal porn? :confused:

    :pac:


  • #66
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    puffy the panpipe player wrote: »
    He couldn't stop **** and was glued to the screen.

    :D


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  • #67
    puffy the panpipe player
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭puffy the panpipe player


    kfallon wrote: »
    As opposes to 'implicit' or 'vague' anal porn? :confused:

    :pac:


    As in showing the penis entering the anus rather that showing gratuitous face shots or shots from behind the action.


  • #68
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    thebostoncrab wrote: »
    The computer room in my old college every night had around 4 Pakistani lads who would go in an hour before closing and watch nothing but porn. Never masterbating, just watching it as a group. I found that part odder TBH

    Would it have been less weird if the four of them were pulling the stomaches off themselves?


  • #69
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    puffy the panpipe player wrote: »
    As in showing the penis entering the anus rather that showing gratuitous face shots or shots from behind the action.

    Anything else just isn't anal porn imo!


  • #70
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    A friend of a friend ;) was getting a haircut a few years back, and there was an older man sitting in the next barber chair fapping away like crazy underneath the barber's cover while a cute hairdresser was cutting his hair.

    She lost it completely, grabbed a blowdrier and whacked him across the head while screaming at him to get the f**k out.

    He got up shocked, took his hands from out under the cover, and showed his reading glasses which he had been cleaning.

    He grabbed his coat and left .....


  • #71
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?


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  • #72
    castie
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,807 ✭✭✭castie


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?

    Its not exposed if hes doing it through his pants :)


  • #73
    magma69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭magma69


    Have you ever been rohypnol'd by a swan and woke up in Cancun? Well I have and it ain't purty!


  • #74
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    castie wrote: »
    Its not exposed if hes doing it through his pants :)

    What's the BAPS forum & more importantly ... why is it restricted?

    *hopes it's something to do with lady baps*


  • #75
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    *hopes it's something to do with lady baps*
    It's not! :p


  • #76
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    It's not! :p

    That's one less forum to scratch of my "jerk off to in an internet cafe" list then.

    :mad:


    :D


  • #77
    CoolHat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 569 ✭✭✭CoolHat


    Dublindude69 wrote: »
    How are people not arrested for doing this? Isn't it illigal? Indecent exposure?

    It is but should bloody well be enforced. I mean if the guards caught me taking a piss they'd do me for public urination and indecent exposure to boot. Even tho in reality I could of been going up a laneway at 3am in the morning.

    But as for why people mightnt... i think its the shock n' reaction. If you see some dude whackin' on it ( :pac: ) you're more likely to shout get the hell out of here than ring the police and wait up to twenty mins for them to come out


  • #78
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    That's one less forum to scratch of my "jerk off to in an internet cafe" list then.

    :mad:


    :D
    If you're relying on Boards forums, you really haven't explored the internet! :pac:


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