How to shave your bits

0verblood · 15-11-2010 7:35pm #1

For any of the men here who shave the aul goolies, how do you go about shaving your scrot? The terrain is a bit lumpy and it's very difficult to get the shaver into every scrotal crevice.

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

krudler · 15-11-2010 7:36pm

With a Rambo knife, like a real man.

Dr_Phil · 15-11-2010 7:37pm

All around...

sam34 · 15-11-2010 7:37pm

neat and tidy bush = yes please

baldy balls = no thanks

Fart · 15-11-2010 7:37pm

Here*

*Replace inner metal wire thing with a razer blade.

Scambuster · 15-11-2010 7:38pm

Imaac or drain fluid but you have to wash it off quick.

squod · 15-11-2010 7:38pm

wax dem balls OP. Wax dem real gud

alwaysadub · 15-11-2010 7:39pm

Shave or trim?
Shaved-not so much.
Trim- definitely.

stovelid · 15-11-2010 7:39pm

Like a real man.

scotchy · 15-11-2010 7:39pm

Carefully

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rebel10 · 15-11-2010 7:39pm

0verblood wrote: »

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

Ladies think they would not like to think a bout it when they have just finished their tea!
Ewwwwww.
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Obviously not a lady ^^^^but same thing!

0verblood · 15-11-2010 7:40pm

So I should use the wax stuff that you just wash off after 10 minutes? I actually cut my balls today and they bled a bit!

Richard tea · 15-11-2010 7:41pm

just burn the hair off with a blow torch;)

0verblood · 15-11-2010 7:41pm

Ok for those who trim their balls, how do you do it?

SugarHigh · 15-11-2010 7:41pm

Pluck

FlutterinBantam · 15-11-2010 7:42pm

First boil a kettle and decant some tepid water into a wideish bowl.

Hang the scrot into the water for about 8-10 minutes till she is tissue thin.

With one hand massage some shaving oil into the nut purse, then draw the cluster up and gently shave the underside

Pull to the right and the left and repeat,making sure the balls are avoided at all costs.

Finally dust down with good quality talc and away you go.

Eileen Dunne could go down on you, and you wouldn't feel ashamed.

CoalBucket · 15-11-2010 7:43pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiGqsvZvfo

Instructional Vid

Scambuster · 15-11-2010 7:47pm

Google "booyah video"

sollar · 15-11-2010 7:57pm

Squat naked as near the fire as you can get..... then fart.

The necessary singeing should take place resulting in a hair free crack and sack.

Nforce · 15-11-2010 8:07pm

Get this guy to do it for you.....

Gummy Panda · 15-11-2010 8:16pm

straight edge razor and a lot of good shaving soap then stretch them and take your time

Mr Benevolent · 15-11-2010 8:17pm

Seriously, a Mach 3 or equivalent, hot water and lots of shaving cream. Don't worry about every hair, just shave gently until the skin feels smooth enough. Any more shaving after that WILL lead to bloodshed. I've been there.

straight edge razor

Goddamn Gentlemen's Lounge masochists. That advice is suicidal if you've never used a straight edge razor. You might as well take a scissors to your balls if you follow that advice.

Krieg · 15-11-2010 8:18pm

With fire, then I beat the flames out with a hammer

speedboatchase · 15-11-2010 8:20pm

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

kumate_champ07 · 15-11-2010 8:24pm

get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers

Fart · 15-11-2010 8:25pm

speedboatchase wrote: »

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

This much: |

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Cheap Thrills! · 15-11-2010 8:25pm

Men are supposed to be hairy. Unless they are gay!!! Step away from the razor!!!

Mr Benevolent · 15-11-2010 8:25pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers

...or not born at all.

alwaysadub · 15-11-2010 8:28pm

speedboatchase wrote: »

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

You'd be surprised-Can look like a forest on some men!

PeterIanStaker · 15-11-2010 8:31pm

Why would ya bother shaving your bollox though, unless the OP is considering a career in porn, which is understandable in these recessionary times . . .

Just carefully trim the fur from around the base of your knob, it'll make it look bigger. Not saying the OP has a small knob. Works.

Mr Benevolent · 15-11-2010 8:45pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

You'd be surprised-Can look like a forest on some men!

We didn't need to know that.

alwaysadub · 15-11-2010 8:48pm

Confab wrote: »
We didn't need to know that.

Well,someone did ask! I could've went into greater detail, but i'm not that cruel

Millicent · 15-11-2010 8:48pm

When it's all completely shaved down there, it has the look and what I imagine would be the feel of a baby turkey. (Possibly NSFW) :pac: Also, as someone else said, tidy, rather than completely shaved. Stubble is a b1tch!

Millicent · 15-11-2010 8:53pm

keating99 wrote: »

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Yes, but what does he know about shaving 0verblood's balls? Merkin/man garden designer?

ETA: The more I think about it, the funnier this spam becomes. What spammer came along thinking "where will I put this totally obvious bit of spam?" and then went, "I know! Under the ball shaving thread!"

I am breaking my hole laughing at the logic!

CorkMan · 15-11-2010 8:55pm

Same way a woman shaves her coochie, a #2 razor.

MultiUmm · 15-11-2010 8:55pm

Why would you want to shave your balls?

I can get trimming, but shaving? Seriously?

Ugh, societies current pissy preoccupation with hair (or more accurately being hairless apart from on your head) bugs me like hell. :rolleyes:

OutlawPete · 15-11-2010 8:56pm

sam34 wrote: »

neat and tidy bush = yes please

baldy balls = no thanks

Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here

LoanShark · 15-11-2010 8:56pm

Get a roll of Gaffa tape and stick it to the plums...Then, like lightening rip it off, as your lying on the floor in the foetal position wondering 'WHY?' You will then look at the puddle of blood around your nads,and then you'll know why...Balls need hair and if you fcuk with them they will hurt you...

missingtime · 15-11-2010 8:56pm

Beware the ingrown hair.....

Dudess · 15-11-2010 8:56pm

Agreeing with the laydeez on the neat and tidy consensus - but one rule if you want to hang on to at least SOME real man credentials: don't do anything Ronaldo would do (no way would he not have hairless ones).

Millicent · 15-11-2010 8:57pm

OutlawPete wrote: »

Wait, are you not talking about different .. eh, bits here

Who can tell when it looks like the Sasquatch? :P

Princess Peach · 15-11-2010 9:10pm

I'd rather he be shaved than too hairy though.

Super-Rush · 15-11-2010 9:14pm

Thread title cleaned up a bit.

Millicent · 15-11-2010 9:14pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'd rather he be shaved than too hairy though.

What if he's got a buzz cut though? Can ye imagine the friction burn? :eek:

wellboy76 · 15-11-2010 9:15pm

Beware the blade

MultiUmm · 15-11-2010 9:28pm

wellboy76 wrote: »

Beware the blade

:eek: Bad mental image in my head after that pic!

:P

LaughOrDie · 15-11-2010 9:30pm

Lather up with shaving foam, and carefully shave with a safety razor. It's surpringly easy, I know its wrinkly and you think it would be difficukt but its not. Just take your time.

Princess Peach · 15-11-2010 9:30pm

Millicent wrote: »

What if he's got a buzz cut though? Can ye imagine the friction burn? :eek:

Well I would assume he would make the effort to shave before hand.

starbelgrade · 15-11-2010 9:35pm

Who the fuck shaves their balls?!? That's just.... just.... just fucking wrong. What the fuck is up with you people?!

Millicent · 15-11-2010 9:37pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

Well I would assume he would make the effort to shave before hand.

Every time? It grows back, ye know. He can't be shaving it every day. Best to get him wax the whole lot. :pac:

Columbia · 15-11-2010 9:39pm

I shaved it all off once.

Every time I masturbated, it felt like I was feeling up some young kid.

Just trim it all with a cheap electric razor from Dunnes now.

How to shave your bits

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