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How to shave your bits

0verblood

For any of the men here who shave the aul goolies, how do you go about shaving your scrot? The terrain is a bit lumpy and it's very difficult to get the shaver into every scrotal crevice.

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

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krudler

With a Rambo knife, like a real man.

Dr_Phil

All around...

sam34

neat and tidy bush = yes please

baldy balls = no thanks

Fart

Here*

*Replace inner metal wire thing with a razer blade.

Scambuster

Imaac or drain fluid but you have to wash it off quick.

squod

wax dem balls OP. Wax dem real gud

alwaysadub

Shave or trim?
Shaved-not so much.
Trim- definitely.

Carefully

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0verblood wrote: »

Also while I'm here, what do the ladies think of shaved man bits?

Ladies think they would not like to think a bout it when they have just finished their tea!
Ewwwwww.
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Obviously not a lady ^^^^but same thing!

0verblood

So I should use the wax stuff that you just wash off after 10 minutes? I actually cut my balls today and they bled a bit!

Richard tea

just burn the hair off with a blow torch;)

0verblood

Ok for those who trim their balls, how do you do it?

SugarHigh

Pluck

FlutterinBantam

First boil a kettle and decant some tepid water into a wideish bowl.

Hang the scrot into the water for about 8-10 minutes till she is tissue thin.

With one hand massage some shaving oil into the nut purse, then draw the cluster up and gently shave the underside

Pull to the right and the left and repeat,making sure the balls are avoided at all costs.

Finally dust down with good quality talc and away you go.

Eileen Dunne could go down on you, and you wouldn't feel ashamed.

CoalBucket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qiGqsvZvfo

Instructional Vid

Scambuster

Google "booyah video"

sollar

Squat naked as near the fire as you can get..... then fart.

The necessary singeing should take place resulting in a hair free crack and sack.

Nforce

Get this guy to do it for you.....

Gummy Panda

straight edge razor and a lot of good shaving soap then stretch them and take your time

Mr Benevolent

Seriously, a Mach 3 or equivalent, hot water and lots of shaving cream. Don't worry about every hair, just shave gently until the skin feels smooth enough. Any more shaving after that WILL lead to bloodshed. I've been there.

straight edge razor

Goddamn Gentlemen's Lounge masochists. That advice is suicidal if you've never used a straight edge razor. You might as well take a scissors to your balls if you follow that advice.

Krieg

With fire, then I beat the flames out with a hammer

speedboatchase

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

kumate_champ07

get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers

Fart

speedboatchase wrote: »

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

This much: |

Cheap Thrills!

Men are supposed to be hairy. Unless they are gay!!! Step away from the razor!!!

Mr Benevolent

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

get it done with the laser. bonus would be that your future kids could be born with superpowers

...or not born at all.

alwaysadub

speedboatchase wrote: »

Buy a Philips Bodygroom OP, also - do people actually "trim" their balls instead of just shaving them? How hairy can they be??

You'd be surprised-Can look like a forest on some men!

PeterIanStaker

Why would ya bother shaving your bollox though, unless the OP is considering a career in porn, which is understandable in these recessionary times . . .

Just carefully trim the fur from around the base of your knob, it'll make it look bigger. Not saying the OP has a small knob. Works.

Mr Benevolent

alwaysadub wrote: »

You'd be surprised-Can look like a forest on some men!

We didn't need to know that.