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Who'd live in a house like this? Part 2

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Pics 20-23 in this. To get to your bedroom, (which is a raised platform in another bedroom), you have to walk past the other bed in the room. You'd need a traffic light system in case your roommate is riding someone and they wanted a bit of privacy.

    https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/10-fairways-grove-glasnevin-dublin-11/4492530


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,535 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Pics 20-23 in this. To get to your bedroom, (which is a raised platform in another bedroom), you have to walk past the other bed in the room. You'd need a traffic light system in case your roommate is riding someone and they wanted a bit of privacy.

    https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/10-fairways-grove-glasnevin-dublin-11/4492530

    Not enough ceiling height either, it's not a bedroom ffs! How do these chances get away with it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    It's literally a house and a half.

    What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 990 ✭✭✭cefh17


    It's literally a house and a half.

    What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.

    Kind of reminds me of this desk

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,688 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    I must be the only one who likes that dining table and chairs and thinks it is a fantastic piece of carpentry. I'm still trying to figure out how they managed to make it stiff enough to not require supports half way down.

    The table and chairs wouldnt be for me but I do appreciate that they are a fine piece of carpentry, I love the legs on the table itself.

    If the chairs were a bit more grandiose I think it would make a fine dining table set for someone like Darth Vader, I could see him sitting down to dinner with a load of storm troopers at that table.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Pics 20-23 in this. To get to your bedroom, (which is a raised platform in another bedroom), you have to walk past the other bed in the room. You'd need a traffic light system in case your roommate is riding someone and they wanted a bit of privacy.

    https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/10-fairways-grove-glasnevin-dublin-11/4492530

    Drives me mad when there's no floor plan in the ad. I can't work out that layout at all. Is there 3 bedrooms all on top of each other. A bedroom within a bedroom within a bedroom?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 739 ✭✭✭barryribs


    Drives me mad when there's no floor plan in the ad. I can't work out that layout at all. Is there 3 bedrooms all on top of each other. A bedroom within a bedroom within a bedroom?


    Pic 1 and 2 are the same bedroom, the stair leads to the kitchen. Pic 3 is a second bedroom above the one from pic 1 and 2.
    Have a look on here
    https://view.ricohtours.com/b52cffc3-28a7-4a3e-9179-e7212cecd215/a8371440-24a3-4183-a13f-6669b31ae952


    The guy with his bed in the landing has a PS5 and one of those little portable heaters/fire hazards.


    This is one of the most depressing places I've seen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,790 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    A five minute viewing slot for something you could be spending half a million on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    barryribs wrote: »
    Pic 1 and 2 are the same bedroom, the stair leads to the kitchen. Pic 3 is a second bedroom above the one from pic 1 and 2.
    Have a look on here
    https://view.ricohtours.com/b52cffc3-28a7-4a3e-9179-e7212cecd215/a8371440-24a3-4183-a13f-6669b31ae952


    The guy with his bed in the landing has a PS5 and one of those little portable heaters/fire hazards.


    This is one of the most depressing places I've seen

    Cheers, at least I can make sense of it from the virtual tour.

    Must be a serious fire safety issue though. I mean if there's a fire in the kitchen the smoke immediately rises to the 2 bedrooms which aren't separated by any doors.

    Surely a planning violation?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,186 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    This house belonged to Daniel O'Donnell at one time.
    He sold it in 2007.

    https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-donegal-shore-house-cruit-lower-kincasslagh-co-donegal/3245303

    Clever guy got out at the top of the market.
    I don't like his music, but always admired his business acumen.
    looksee wrote: »
    A five minute viewing slot for something you could be spending half a million on!

    fooking hell how can you view any house in 5 minutes.
    It would take you that to negotiate all the beds and mattresses around the place.

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭PGE1970


    KevRossi wrote: »

    That penthouse reminds me of John Boy's gaff from Love/Hate!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Cheers, at least I can make sense of it from the virtual tour.

    Must be a serious fire safety issue though. I mean if there's a fire in the kitchen the smoke immediately rises to the 2 bedrooms which aren't separated by any doors.

    Surely a planning violation?

    Good luck using the handrail on the stairs going up to the top bedroom. It must be about 12 inches higher than each step. And I doubt the pitch of it is legal either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Cheers, at least I can make sense of it from the virtual tour.

    Must be a serious fire safety issue though. I mean if there's a fire in the kitchen the smoke immediately rises to the 2 bedrooms which aren't separated by any doors.

    Surely a planning violation?

    Looks like three bedrooms in a glorified stairwell to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,654 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    It's literally a house and a half.

    What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.

    The desk isn't flush to the wall on the left, looks like a foot of a gap between the end with the lamp on and the wall.

    You can see it in more detail in the virtual tour here : https://view.ricohtours.com/b52cffc3-28a7-4a3e-9179-e7212cecd215/37bae8d5-51bd-421d-aac5-40627e4e11de

    Failing that, this would be the other option

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  • Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Phat Cat


    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,365 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    jmayo wrote: »
    Clever guy got out at the top of the market.
    I don't like his music, but always admired his business acumen.

    Agreed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    Where's the bedroom?

    Apologies, it's a sofa bed.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,365 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Pics 20-23 in this. To get to your bedroom, (which is a raised platform in another bedroom), you have to walk past the other bed in the room. You'd need a traffic light system in case your roommate is riding someone and they wanted a bit of privacy.

    https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/10-fairways-grove-glasnevin-dublin-11/4492530

    I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭hurikane


    jmayo wrote: »
    Clever guy got out at the top of the market.
    I don't like his music, but always admired his business acumen.


    Got lucky that time https://www.thesun.ie/uncategorized/4823693/daniel-odonnell-burned-property-crash-celtic-tiger/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,487 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link
    It's an outhouse/shed by the looks of it ...

    https://www.google.ie/maps/@53.2516493,-6.1264342,3a,51y,149.16h,84.16t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1slfY7newTrYnGAxUbAnaHtQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DlfY7newTrYnGAxUbAnaHtQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D351.29993%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en

    Seriously taking the piss there, not to mention the rent of €1000 pm. Do we not have any kind of housing inspection in this country?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,790 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    There's a thin, slippery plastic couch, to sleep on, every night. For a year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭Mullinabreena


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    Horrendous. How anyone would pay 1000 euro per month to live in that garden shed is beyond me. It probably hasn't planning permission to be used as residential building either


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    The best thing about living down the country - not paying Dublin prices for sh1tholes.

    You'd rent a nice 3 bedroom house for €1000 down here (about 1 hour from Tallaght).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭Cheshire Cat


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    The floor plan is hilarious: Messy yard - you are forewarned!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    ^^ who needs AutoCAD when you’ve got MS Paint.

    Edit: from the look of the “house”, they were the actual plans it was built from.


  • Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭What.Now


    I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.

    Throw in Fire Reg issues on top of every thing else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,284 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Where's the bedroom?

    Apologies, it's a sofa bed.

    WTAF????

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,284 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    The floor plan is hilarious: Messy yard - you are forewarned!

    You wouldn't see student sh*tholes as bad as that.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    What’s the betting the washing machine so conveniently outside your door is used by the whole house, so you also get to hear the vibration echoing though your shed at random intervals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,535 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    I've reported that, what a joke!


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,365 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.

    I kinda think I get it now.
    So there's a bed by a stairs leading up from the kitchen, and another stairs leading up to another supposed bedroom. What a mess.


  • Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Phat Cat


    I've reported that, what a joke!

    +1

    It's also located in Cypress Court, Ballybrack, that's one if the least desirable areas on the south side of Dublin, it's dog rough!

    Street View


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,617 ✭✭✭wassie


    It's literally a house and a half.

    What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.


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    Problem solved: buy a laptop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,284 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    wassie wrote: »
    Problem solved: buy a laptop.

    The teddies are running NASA from behind that desk.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,617 ✭✭✭wassie


    I'd be concerned there isn't sufficient lighting to meet OHS requirements.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭tobsey


    I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792


    See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,154 ✭✭✭✭josip


    tobsey wrote: »
    I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792

    See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9


    Only an issue for the "LENDNING INSTITUTIONS"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Scoundrel


    Phat Cat wrote: »
    I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

    Link

    Absolute scum to profit off another's misery like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    tobsey wrote: »
    I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792


    See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

    It's located close to Coolmine Station and just off Coolmine Road. But where does the estate agent list it? Why Castleknock of course :pac:

    The land grab is so utterly blatant it's hilarious how they thought they'd get away with it.


    "LENDNING INSTITUTIONS MAY NOT LEND ON THIS PROPERTY"

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry at some of these ads.

    Edit: Gregor Samsa has subsequently shown there was a house with that boundary since at least 1995, so it's a bit more complicated.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,688 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    tobsey wrote: »
    I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792


    See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

    jaysis that looks like he grabbed a piece of public land and built a wall around it. At least the estate agent is upfront about the issue
    PLEASE NOTE THAT SOME BOUNDARY / MAPPING DISCREPANCIES ARE SUCH THAT LENDNING INSTITUTIONS MAY NOT LEND ON THIS PROPERTY.

    So they need a cash buyer for 600k because the banks will run a mile


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,154 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Not a recent addition, it's been like that since at least 2003.
    So presumably the window of opportunity for a demolition order from the council has passed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,790 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    The plans with the land registry show that site as being bigger than the other sites on the estate, its just possible that technically the previous building, 'the cottage', was built around and has left that strange effect. Wouldn't like to have to sort it out though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    That's a mess. The only cottage in the area marked on the Cassini maps is a bit further south, about 5 houses down, so that's not it. The area on Landirect.ie is messy alright, I'd say the legal fees could be high.

    Apart from that it's Celtic Tiger stuff all over; grandiose entry hall, several sitting rooms and dining rooms, big walk in wardrobes and the glitzy bathroom. The road behind it is very busy; that's where I'd be put off buying it.

    It doesn't look like it was ever really lived in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Was for sale for €925K last year: https://www.independent.ie/life/home-garden/homes/four-on-the-market-three-beds-in-dublin-15-39097773.html

    It was owned by a developer, so that's not a surprise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    KevRossi wrote: »
    Was for sale for €925K last year: https://www.independent.ie/life/home-garden/homes/four-on-the-market-three-beds-in-dublin-15-39097773.html

    It was owned by a developer, so that's not a surprise.

    that is a big haircut. it might need another one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    looksee wrote: »
    The plans with the land registry show that site as being bigger than the other sites on the estate, its just possible that technically the previous building, 'the cottage', was built around and has left that strange effect. Wouldn't like to have to sort it out though.
    If you look at the old maps on the OSI mapviewer, you can see that the shape of the property matches an old boundary line in the corner of a piece of land from about a century back. Also, although the house is on Delwood Grove, the numbers skip it.

    If I had to guess, at some point one piece of land was sold off and the seller kept a piece of land in the corner for themselves.

    Later on, a developer came in and bought all the land around it, but this guy refused to sell his tiny plot, correctly reasoning that it would become worth a hell of a lot more with Coolmine built around it.

    They may have built the cottage before the estate was built, or may have decided to built something afterwards and call it "The Cottage".

    I imagine the title is a mess though. There was a lot of handshake agreements in decades past, people just draw rough lines and stuck up random fences ater exchanging money. If the walls are marking out the correct plot, I'd be amazed.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,750 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    seamus wrote: »
    If you look at the old maps on the OSI mapviewer, you can see that the shape of the property matches an old boundary line in the corner of a piece of land from about a century back. Also, although the house is on Delwood Grove, the numbers skip it.

    If I had to guess, at some point one piece of land was sold off and the seller kept a piece of land in the corner for themselves.

    Later on, a developer came in and bought all the land around it, but this guy refused to sell his tiny plot, correctly reasoning that it would become worth a hell of a lot more with Coolmine built around it.

    They may have built the cottage before the estate was built, or may have decided to built something afterwards and call it "The Cottage".

    I imagine the title is a mess though. There was a lot of handshake agreements in decades past, people just draw rough lines and stuck up random fences ater exchanging money. If the walls are marking out the correct plot, I'd be amazed.

    Lost the bulk of my post to a slip of the thumb but yes, a likely myriad of issues here.

    The State has 30 years to claim back land though. If it's Council land, which is likely, then the boundary question is still open.

    The plot is definitely unusual though, for a few reasons. It has a very McMansion vibe about it and it may be styled to look older than it is. Initially I thought it was built in the space of one block of 2 semi-D houses but I don't know. How anyone would get PP to do such a thing in the middle of an estate is not clear.

    So it could be a real headache but the other side of it is that it's probably 20 years old by now and all the might of the State has not thus far turned itself to the question of a few square meters of land in Coolmine... in 10ish years you could be away with that land. Road frontage and all.

    ETA: first post here, I think. Long time fan of this thread :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,790 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    If you are looking for a property, as well as Daft (or whatever) you need tabs open with Google Maps, the Land registry, Eircode finder, OSI maps including the historical overlays and flood maps, and the Planning Department of whichever bit of the country (and some of them are hopeless). Then you are ready for some serious research :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,090 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    There's been a structure there with the same boundary since at least 1995. However, at that time it seems to be smaller and set back on the site a bit more. The current structure turns up in the aerial photos in 2011/13, and at that time has a noticeably new roof.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,535 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    "CSI Boards Property Division at your service, how may I help?"


    I hope you're all detectives!


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