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Who'd live in a house like this? Part 2

Ken.

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Old thread https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056170773&page=667

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BattleCorp

some random drunk wrote: »

Cheers, at least I can make sense of it from the virtual tour.

Must be a serious fire safety issue though. I mean if there's a fire in the kitchen the smoke immediately rises to the 2 bedrooms which aren't separated by any doors.

Surely a planning violation?

Good luck using the handrail on the stairs going up to the top bedroom. It must be about 12 inches higher than each step. And I doubt the pitch of it is legal either.

Odelay

some random drunk wrote: »

Cheers, at least I can make sense of it from the virtual tour.

Must be a serious fire safety issue though. I mean if there's a fire in the kitchen the smoke immediately rises to the 2 bedrooms which aren't separated by any doors.

Surely a planning violation?

Looks like three bedrooms in a glorified stairwell to me.

For Forks Sake

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

It's literally a house and a half.

What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.

The desk isn't flush to the wall on the left, looks like a foot of a gap between the end with the lamp on and the wall.

You can see it in more detail in the virtual tour here : https://view.ricohtours.com/b52cffc3-28a7-4a3e-9179-e7212cecd215/37bae8d5-51bd-421d-aac5-40627e4e11de

Failing that, this would be the other option

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Phat Cat

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

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HildaOgdenx

jmayo wrote: »

Clever guy got out at the top of the market.
I don't like his music, but always admired his business acumen.

Agreed.

BattleCorp

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

Where's the bedroom?

Apologies, it's a sofa bed.

HildaOgdenx

KevRossi wrote: »

Pics 20-23 in this. To get to your bedroom, (which is a raised platform in another bedroom), you have to walk past the other bed in the room. You'd need a traffic light system in case your roommate is riding someone and they wanted a bit of privacy.

https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/10-fairways-grove-glasnevin-dublin-11/4492530

I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.

hurikane

jmayo wrote: »

Clever guy got out at the top of the market.
I don't like his music, but always admired his business acumen.

Got lucky that time https://www.thesun.ie/uncategorized/4823693/daniel-odonnell-burned-property-crash-celtic-tiger/

Alun

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

It's an outhouse/shed by the looks of it ...

https://www.google.ie/maps/@53.2516493,-6.1264342,3a,51y,149.16h,84.16t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1slfY7newTrYnGAxUbAnaHtQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DlfY7newTrYnGAxUbAnaHtQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D351.29993%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en

Seriously taking the piss there, not to mention the rent of €1000 pm. Do we not have any kind of housing inspection in this country?

looksee

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

There's a thin, slippery plastic couch, to sleep on, every night. For a year.

Mullinabreena

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

Horrendous. How anyone would pay 1000 euro per month to live in that garden shed is beyond me. It probably hasn't planning permission to be used as residential building either

BattleCorp

The best thing about living down the country - not paying Dublin prices for sh1tholes.

You'd rent a nice 3 bedroom house for €1000 down here (about 1 hour from Tallaght).

Cheshire Cat

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

The floor plan is hilarious: Messy yard - you are forewarned!

Gregor Samsa

^^ who needs AutoCAD when you’ve got MS Paint.

Edit: from the look of the “house”, they were the actual plans it was built from.

What.Now

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.

Throw in Fire Reg issues on top of every thing else.

Purple Mountain

BattleCorp wrote: »

Where's the bedroom?

Apologies, it's a sofa bed.

WTAF????

Purple Mountain

Cheshire Cat wrote: »

The floor plan is hilarious: Messy yard - you are forewarned!

You wouldn't see student sh*tholes as bad as that.

nibtrix

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

What’s the betting the washing machine so conveniently outside your door is used by the whole house, so you also get to hear the vibration echoing though your shed at random intervals?

Leg End Reject

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

I've reported that, what a joke!

HildaOgdenx

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

I can't figure that house out at all. My head got dizzy. Have to start again at the first photo.

I kinda think I get it now.
So there's a bed by a stairs leading up from the kitchen, and another stairs leading up to another supposed bedroom. What a mess.

Phat Cat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I've reported that, what a joke!

+1

It's also located in Cypress Court, Ballybrack, that's one if the least desirable areas on the south side of Dublin, it's dog rough!

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wassie

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

It's literally a house and a half.

What I want to know is how do you get in behind the desk to work on your 4 computer screens? It's like a tech version of the kitchen we had the other day with the counter and units stretching right across the room.

Problem solved: buy a laptop.

Purple Mountain

wassie wrote: »

Problem solved: buy a laptop.

The teddies are running NASA from behind that desk.

wassie

I'd be concerned there isn't sufficient lighting to meet OHS requirements.

tobsey

I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792

See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

josip

tobsey wrote: »

I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792

See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

Only an issue for the "LENDNING INSTITUTIONS"

Scoundrel

Phat Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be, either way, €1k per month???

Link

Absolute scum to profit off another's misery like that.

some random drunk

tobsey wrote: »

I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792

See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

It's located close to Coolmine Station and just off Coolmine Road. But where does the estate agent list it? Why Castleknock of course :pac:

The land grab is so utterly blatant it's hilarious how they thought they'd get away with it.

"LENDNING INSTITUTIONS MAY NOT LEND ON THIS PROPERTY"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at some of these ads.

Edit: Gregor Samsa has subsequently shown there was a house with that boundary since at least 1995, so it's a bit more complicated.

Muahahaha

tobsey wrote: »

I think I’ll just take a chunk of land beside a road for myself: https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-the-cottage-delwood-grove-castleknock-dublin-15/3261792

See here on street view: https://goo.gl/maps/7kh7LEnrJ5gp6UeP9

jaysis that looks like he grabbed a piece of public land and built a wall around it. At least the estate agent is upfront about the issue

PLEASE NOTE THAT SOME BOUNDARY / MAPPING DISCREPANCIES ARE SUCH THAT LENDNING INSTITUTIONS MAY NOT LEND ON THIS PROPERTY.

So they need a cash buyer for 600k because the banks will run a mile

josip

Not a recent addition, it's been like that since at least 2003.
So presumably the window of opportunity for a demolition order from the council has passed.