Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all! We have been experiencing an issue on site where threads have been missing the latest postings. The platform host Vanilla are working on this issue. A workaround that has been used by some is to navigate back from 1 to 10+ pages to re-sync the thread and this will then show the latest posts. Thanks, Mike.
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Women snaring a man before they lose their looks/vibrancy?

  • 11-12-2019 8:40pm
    #1
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.


«134

Comments

  • #2
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Think it's nearly time for your bed isn't it? What with school tomorrow and all that...


  • #3
    BDI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    You could always tie a ball to a bat and hold it in one hand, then furiously masterbate in the other hand while your hair slowly falls out and the bags under your eyes get bigger.


  • #4
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,646 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.

    The 1950's called, they want their words back.


  • #5
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Title and post don’t match.


  • #6
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.


    AmIRite?

    Nope


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    They are probably still celebrating.


  • #8
    Stanford
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Stanford


    Is it 1st April already?


  • #9
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    anewme wrote: »
    They are probably still celebrating.

    Wonder what they tried snaring him with.

    Maybe a Stanley blade.


  • #10
    Stanford
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Stanford


    Barbed wire hopefully


  • #11
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,024 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    anewme wrote: »
    They are probably still celebrating.

    Incelebrating.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Advertisement
  • #12
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    What does 'Snaring' mean?


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    You know you're listening to some clueless b@stard when they shíte on about sex as if it's the be all and end all of a relationship. It's important, but nowhere as important as friendship and having the Craic with someone you get on with.

    Listen, Easter is less than 6 months away, hopefully you get a lovely chocolate chick to eat.


  • #14
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    I really like the sound of this social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation craic.


  • #15
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.

    Stupid rambling sh1t like this is what gives AH a bad name. Would you not just go have a **** or something and save us from your inane BS?


  • #16
    Monokne
    Registered Users Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭Monokne


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.

    This has to be written by a teenager.


  • #17
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,917 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    Nope

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Unlike the OP.


  • #18
    relax carry on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭relax carry on


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.

    God, what waste of words. What did the English language ever do to you to be wasted on such an arse water post?


  • #19
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    relax carry on wrote: »
    wasted on such an arse water post?

    Arse water made me laugh.

    Post really is such a load of scutter.


  • #20
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You know you're listening to some clueless b@stard when they shíte on about sex as if it's the be all and end all of a relationship. It's important, but nowhere as important as friendship and having the Craic with someone you get on with.

    Listen, Easter is less than 6 months away, hopefully you get a lovely chocolate chick to eat.

    Ah no, it’s just as important as those things, IMO.


  • #21
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Exceptionally bad trolling.


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Old Testament Ya'll

    Real wrath of God type stuff

    Cats and dogs living together

    All a dat

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #23
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,204 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.


    The most obvious explanation, or one of them anyway, is that people’s expectations change over time as they mature. The key point there is that people generally mature as they age, based upon their various experiences, not necessarily that their expectations change simply as a result of the biological aging process.

    That’s why some people remain young in spirit as it were, throwing it about like pass the parcel, and some people whose expectations of themselves and expectations of other people - they choose a different lifestyle.

    The reason some men don’t want a woman who’s still into doing kinky **** she did in her youth is simply because their expectations of themselves has changed, and their expectations of women have changed.

    It goes both ways btw - there are plenty of women who much like yourself who couldn’t live like that with a man who is no longer the alpha-frat-boy with the six pack and the stamina of a stallion on coke who was known for knowing his way around a woman’s body during his youth, and there are plenty of women who couldn’t live with an aging frat-boy.


  • #24
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,851 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Gremlinnnnnnnn :)


  • #25
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,851 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Ration the sex?

    Pass the parcel???

    Nasty kinky hi jinx??!


  • #26
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    The most obvious explanation, or one of them anyway, is that people’s expectations change over time as they mature. The key point there is that people generally mature as they age, based upon their various experiences, not necessarily that their expectations change simply as a result of the biological aging process.

    That’s why some people remain young in spirit as it were, throwing it about like pass the parcel, and some people whose expectations of themselves and expectations of other people - they choose a different lifestyle.

    The reason some men don’t want a woman who’s still into doing kinky **** she did in her youth is simply because their expectations of themselves has changed, and their expectations of women have changed.

    It goes both ways btw - there are plenty of women who much like yourself who couldn’t live like that with a man who is no longer the alpha-frat-boy with the six pack and the stamina of a stallion on coke who was known for knowing his way around a woman’s body during his youth, and there are plenty of women who couldn’t live with an aging frat-boy.

    Is this just a pacifying response, or do you actually believe this bullshinanigans?

    I mean, I get it - whatever you gotta tell yourself but;

    You wanna know what happens to those that "mature" and "give up on the idea" of good nasty?

    They become frustrated, hagared, dis-satisfied - and sometimes ghey.

    As for women that "couldn't live without it?".

    I don't know any married chick that hasn't made the compromise.
    They all secretly resent not having access to their youthful days when they could go to the local in a suggestive outfit and get got.

    But with age comes the need for companionship, stability, and a whole bunch of other age related necessities - so the trade off must be made.

    This bullshinanigans of expectations shifting??

    lolwut?


  • #27
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    It's difficult to type with your hands poking out of a straight jacket.


  • #28
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    I dig short skirts, high heels, heavy on the makeup, light on the clothing.

    When a chick reaches "that point" and starts going into bride-mode, the understanding seems to be they have to ration the sex, keep their man under control - so all that promiscuous nastiness goes out the window.

    AmIRite?

    What I don't get in so many circumstances is - I mean, I know marriage is a home run for so many men;

    It's an improvement from their bachelor lifestyles of social reclusion and fervent lonely masturbation; now they have a partner, a real person to make coitus with on a relatively frequent basis (I understand the norm after 5 years is like, a semi-annual subscription?).

    But what I don't get is how some man can basically accept a chick that used to throw it about like pass-the-parcel to alpha-frat-boys, and now holds out and doesn't do a fraction of the nasty kinky hijinx she got up to in her youth, with them?

    I couldn't live like that.

    I would sooner tie a mill-stone about my neck, and go old testament on ya'll.

    ...









    jj880 wrote: »
    AINRTWZ.gif

    ..


  • #29
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,555 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    To answer the OP, women in their mid to late 30's and men approaching 40 are like that.
    Instinct. Survival of the species


  • #30
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,533 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    LaptopGremlin, the man who wouldn't recognise a vagina if one sat on his face.

    It's tragic at this point.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • Advertisement
  • #31
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    loves the threads where alot of the replies are also from the OP


  • #32
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Ah Mr f, welcome again, step this way please...

    *WHAM*

    that's much better.


  • #33
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    There should be some sort of boards party (social experiment) where Laptopgremlin, Mr Feglin, ILYV, Accepting Cookies and Sarahdunners all just get together and see what happens.

    And Sunday morning chore sex guy if he's not one of the above.


  • #34
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,204 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Is this just a pacifying response, or do you actually believe this bullshinanigans?

    I mean, I get it - whatever you gotta tell yourself but;

    You wanna know what happens to those that "mature" and "give up on the idea" of good nasty?

    They become frustrated, hagared, dis-satisfied - and sometimes ghey.

    As for women that "couldn't live without it?".

    I don't know any married chick that hasn't made the compromise.
    They all secretly resent not having access to their youthful days when they could go to the local in a suggestive outfit and get got.

    But with age comes the need for companionship, stability, and a whole bunch of other age related necessities - so the trade off must be made.

    This bullshinanigans of expectations shifting??

    lolwut?


    Little bit from column A, little bit from column B :D

    I tried to salvage what I could from your post for the sake of attempting to understand where you were coming from, but I’m completely lost now :o


  • #35
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    There should be some sort of boards party (social experiment) where Laptopgremlin, Mr Feglin, ILYV, Accepting Cookies and Sarahdunners all just get together and see what happens.

    And Sunday morning chore sex guy if he's not one of the above.

    Aongus Von Bismarck can orchestrate this social experiment remotely from Frankfurt whilst sipping his morning macchiato.


  • #36
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,762 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Aaron Jolly Farmyard wrote: »
    Oh yes.

    Oh you'd love it.

    Many a woman has tried to snare me.

    Many a woman has failed.

    ...

    I can't get down like that.

    I'm a SLUT man.
    ...

    I got this far before i realised it was a parody of that Billie Eilish song...


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    There should be some sort of boards party (social experiment) where Laptopgremlin, Mr Feglin, ILYV, Accepting Cookies and Sarahdunners all just get together and see what happens.

    And Sunday morning chore sex guy if he's not one of the above.

    The Universe would probably collapse.


  • #38
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Aongus Von Bismarck can orchestrate this social experiment remotely from Frankfurt whilst sipping his morning macchiato.

    Ah AVB, the man ever woman wants to snare before they lose their looks/vibrancy!!!!!! 🀣


  • #39
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    OP you really have no idea what you.....
    Ah you know what? Not worth it.


  • #40
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,851 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Aongus Von Bismarck can orchestrate this social experiment remotely from Frankfurt whilst sipping his morning macchiato.

    While scratching his arse in a flea infested doss house in tuam, weighing up how long he has been on the dole


  • #41
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    I better shnare me another toasted cheese sandwich

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • Advertisement
  • #42
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    This all seems very familiar


  • #43
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    dem wimmin folk be emitting fine chemicals to ensnare a hairy chested provider type with mild building skills like some sorta forest orchid


  • #44
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Beechwoodspark wrote: »
    While scratching his arse in a flea infested doss house in tuam, weighing up how long he has been on the dole

    They never weigh up how long they have been on the dole , just how much longer they can knock out of collecting it


  • #45
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    There should be some sort of boards party (social experiment) where Laptopgremlin, Mr Feglin, ILYV, Accepting Cookies and Sarahdunners all just get together and see what happens.

    They'd "all" fit into a phone box


  • #46
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,428 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    I'm starting to think these threads are started by people who want desperately to disagree with their content ; "See, I told you the patriarchy believes this type of stuff, such backwards ideals, the 19(insert decade of your choice) 's called blah blah blah" cue a heap of thanks. Rinse and repeat.

    Glazers Out!



  • #47
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    This all seems very familiar

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057853231

    Quite similar.


  • #48
    Melania Frump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Melania Frump


    Who said a women will lose their vibrancy/attractiveness? Im way sexier than I was 10 years ago if I may say so myself.
    And I will :p


  • #49
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Melania Frump wrote: »
    Who said a women will lose their vibrancy/attractiveness? Im way sexier than I was 10 years ago if I may say so myself.
    And I will :p

    She says with a username Frump...

    (sorry!)


  • #50
    Melania Frump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Melania Frump


    Panthro wrote: »
    She says with a username Frump...

    (sorry!)

    Well trump was already taken :/


  • #51
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Melania Frump wrote: »
    Who said a women will lose their vibrancy/attractiveness? Im way sexier than I was 10 years ago if I may say so myself.
    And I will :p

    Moi aussi!


  • Advertisement
Advertisement