Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) MOD WARNING IN OP

eisenberg1 · 02-04-2021 8:39pm

Surreptitious wrote: »

The guy upstairs has about 5 men round and it sounds like they are tearing down walls. This has been going on a week now. I would love to call the cops on them but they would know it was me. If it's like this over Easter I'll fcking kill someone

Initially I thought you were referring to God, for the weekend that’s in it and all😂

Surreptitious · 02-04-2021 8:43pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Initially I thought you were referring to God, for the weekend that’s in it and allðŸ˜‚

The man upstairs!! I'd say this guy is more like Allah, Allah. Don't think they celebrate Easter.

donegal_man · 03-04-2021 8:54am

Anyone who writes "except" when they mean "accept" must know it's "unexceptable" to do so.

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 03-04-2021 10:52am

donegal_man wrote: »

Anyone who writes "except" when they mean "accept" must know it's "unexceptable" to do so.

Almost as bad as people who write "then" when they mean "than". It's even worse when they're heard actually saying it. "I think Pepsi is better THEN Coca Cola" Ah fcking stop it ya melt. The worst part is, in a world where everyone is a bloody grammar nazi, they never get pulled up for writing it! It slips through the cracks for some reason!

Antares35 · 03-04-2021 1:49pm

Gamer Bhoy 89 wrote: »

Almost as bad as people who write "then" when they mean "than". It's even worse when they're heard actually saying it. "I think Pepsi is better THEN Coca Cola" Ah fcking stop it ya melt. The worst part is, in a world where everyone is a bloody grammar nazi, they never get pulled up for writing it! It slips through the cracks for some reason!

They do it on purpose because they think it's cooler "then" saying than! A genuine mistake could be forgiven but I just know these lumps are doing it intentionally!

TA there isn't a f*ckin Easter egg to be found anywhere. How many do people need? I just wanted one, a small little milky bar one for like three quid for my babba..nope, not a dicky bird left after all the vultures have "ben" to the shops

Probably have obese kids sitting at home with fifteen eggs around them.

vriesmays · 03-04-2021 2:06pm

More Irish voted for abortion than for gay marriage.

03-04-2021 2:33pm

My belly. You'd know I ate a whole Easter egg last night.

freshpopcorn · 03-04-2021 3:01pm

I had my first Saturday off in a while and I ended up getting up earlier than normal!

storker · 03-04-2021 4:04pm

Use of "foo" and "bar" in coding examples, sacrificing clarity in the name of cleverness.

New Home · 03-04-2021 4:13pm

Is foo bar the opposite of a wet pub?

blade1 · 03-04-2021 4:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

My belly. You'd know I ate a whole Easter egg last night.

You really should crack them into pieces before consumption :pac:

03-04-2021 4:41pm

blade1 wrote: »

You really should crack them into pieces before consumption :pac:

I do see celebs in early pregnancy on Instagram showing off their bellies and I'm thinking how much they are like my belly after my dinner.

That's another TA, Instagram. I opened an account so I could get wedding ideas. Its useful for finding suppliers but I made sure to pick those showcasing their work rather than themselves. A narcissist's paradise.

Antares35 · 03-04-2021 5:02pm

One nice day and there's guaranteed to be a pr*ck with a chainsaw out, ruining it for everyone..sit down and have a beer and stop felling trees just cause your wife told you to.

Autosport · 03-04-2021 5:27pm

People complaining about no Easter eggs in the shops when they’ve been on sale since Christmas

I joke

Autosport · 03-04-2021 5:30pm

Antares35 wrote: »

One nice day and there's guaranteed to be a pr*ck with a chainsaw out, ruining it for everyone..sit down and have a beer and stop felling trees just cause your wife told you to.

I’m using the hedge strimmers, lawnmower etc and I’m no ones wife

You’d love to be my neighbour

My TA is the dog won’t settle, if he’s out he wants to go in and when he’s in he wants to go out.

freshpopcorn · 03-04-2021 5:38pm

People who was question they know the answer to because they can't stop talking!

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 03-04-2021 5:42pm

Antares35 wrote: »

One nice day and there's guaranteed to be a pr*ck with a chainsaw out, ruining it for everyone..sit down and have a beer and stop felling trees just cause your wife told you to.

You saved me a post. Similar thing happening in my estate. Can't hear myself think. When the weather is like this, it's a fcking construction site around me.

New Home · 03-04-2021 7:14pm

Stupid RTÉ... "The house with a clock in it's walls". :mad:

Antares35 · 03-04-2021 7:17pm

Autosport wrote: »

People complaining about no Easter eggs in the shops when they’ve been on sale since Christmas I joke

Trust me I'm mostly TAd with myself. I don't know how many times I've walked past the f*ckin things.

freshpopcorn · 03-04-2021 7:56pm

When I was a kid my aunt used really annoy me at Easter she used call on Easter Sunday/Monday and used buy me an egg on the way and it was generally some strange diabetic chocolate egg that was left over.

Surreptitious · 03-04-2021 9:17pm

The tenant upstairs has been banging all day and night. It's Easter weekend and there's no end to it. I don't know what to do about it.

YFlyer · 04-04-2021 2:21am

Surreptitious wrote: »

The tenant upstairs has been banging all day and night. It's Easter weekend and there's no end to it. I don't know what to do about it.

Join in.

whisky_galore · 04-04-2021 7:49am

Antares35 wrote: »

One nice day and there's guaranteed to be a pr*ck with a chainsaw out, ruining it for everyone..sit down and have a beer and stop felling trees just cause your wife told you to.

It's more about getting away from the wife and drowning her out with noise.

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 04-04-2021 9:12am

Mildly hungover and the worst case of heartburn in the world. I love Whisky so much but christ does it kick you in the face if you drink more than enough

Pawwed Rig · 04-04-2021 10:18am

So my tax euros are now being used to pay legal aid for someone who can afford to go to Dubai for breast implants and arrives to court wearing runners that cost €800.

Why do we bother?

Antares35 · 04-04-2021 11:04am

whisky_galore wrote: »

It's more about getting away from the wife and drowning her out with noise.

There's a chainsaw joke in there somewhere

Ash.J.Williams · 04-04-2021 12:31pm

“Long story short “

F**k off , don’t want to hear it

NewbridgeIR · 04-04-2021 3:19pm

TA that this song - that got played so much on the radio many years ago - is not on Spotify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_SBAkdKzc

But the stripped down album version has 66m streams.

SpitfireIV · 04-04-2021 3:36pm

Wife is watching Bones, she loves it, I loathe it, what really annoys me apart from the ham acting, yer one 'Bones' and her idiotic mannerism, rediculous story lines, all the characters and the music is those fcuking noises their computers make in the lab, those digital noises when they're scanning something, zooming in etc etc..... it's rediculous!!

Antares35 · 04-04-2021 3:50pm

SpitfireIV wrote: »

Wife is watching Bones, she loves it, I loathe it, what really annoys me apart from the ham acting, yer one 'Bones' and her idiotic mannerism, rediculous story lines, all the characters and the music is those fcuking noises their computers make in the lab, those digital noises when they're scanning something, zooming in etc etc..... it's rediculous!!

And yer man who plays the police officer. It's like they were trying to be Mulder and Scully

SpitfireIV · 04-04-2021 3:51pm

Antares35 wrote: »

And yer man who plays the police officer. It's like they were trying to be Mulder and Scully

Yeah I hate him too 'ohh look at me, I'm the embodiment of Mr America, well build, smart, cool and a fighter for rightness and justice all while being a swell guy', such an a$$...

blade1 · 04-04-2021 3:53pm

The fella with the pony tail behind the bar on First Dates.

Porklife · 04-04-2021 4:03pm

blade1 wrote: »

The fella with the pony tail behind the bar on First Dates.

He asked me out on a date about 2 years ago. He doesn't drink and suggested we go rollerblading, i declined:)

TA ingredients not being listed on packaging. I bought a "gourmet" sandwich in Fallon & Byrne and there was cucumber on it. I hate cucumber!
I wouldn't have spent 7.95 on a sandwich if I knew it had little slices of evil all over it!
Also could potentially be dangerous if someone had an allergy and bit into it.
Cucumber should be banned!

NewbridgeIR · 04-04-2021 4:10pm

Just had a Creme Egg Easter Egg

Awfully bland - only ate about one third.

blade1 · 04-04-2021 4:19pm

Porklife wrote: »

He asked me out on a date about 2 years ago. He doesn't drink and suggested we go rollerblading, i declined:)

Was it the rollerblading, the non drinking or he's trivially annoying on First Dates that put you off?

Porklife · 04-04-2021 4:27pm

blade1 wrote: »

Was it the rollerblading, the non drinking or he's trivially annoying on First Dates that put you off?

Haha all of the above! The idea of a grown man rollerblading is pretty unattractive to be honest. I picture Smithers and it puts me right off.
Imagine the barmans ponytail swinging in the breeze

blade1 · 04-04-2021 4:30pm

Porklife wrote: »

Haha all of the above! The idea of a grown man rollerblading is pretty unattractive to be honest. I picture Smithers and it puts me right off.
Imagine the barmans ponytail swinging in the breeze

:pac:
Now I'm picturing him on rollerblades and he's annoying me more!! :pac:

whisky_galore · 04-04-2021 4:41pm

Driving a road I had not driven for some time, I was struck by the sheer number of fugly new houses.
They're either dumbed down concrete versions of an ancestral pile or the architects for Tony Soprano's house had been hired. How do people think these awful things look nice?

EmmetSpiceland · 04-04-2021 5:00pm

SpitfireIV wrote: »

Wife is watching Bones, she loves it, I loathe it, what really annoys me apart from the ham acting, yer one 'Bones' and her idiotic mannerism, rediculous story lines, all the characters and the music is those fcuking noises their computers make in the lab, those digital noises when they're scanning something, zooming in etc etc..... it's rediculous!!

I’ve never watched the show here but got “sucked” into watching it when I was last on a foreign holiday with the family.

That and ‘The Mentalist’. Wouldn’t look twice at them now but, for some reason, it was a nice break between playing cards and getting the kids to bed.

The actress who plays the main character in ‘Bones’ is Zooey Deschanel’s sister. Make of that what you will.

Archeron · 04-04-2021 5:18pm

Went to buy a fruitcake in the local shop, it cost 1.40, and a few other bits. Dude at the till is new and very young, and as he's scanning through, he manually enters for the fruitcake and it comes up on the register as 2 x almond croissants, but no price. I pay and get the receipt to check. Fecking things cost 2.20 each! I say to the lad, sorry you've overcharged me here, this should be only 1.40 and you've charged me twice.
He apologized and gave me the difference back with the reasoning that he didn't know what the code for it was, so took a guess with something else and charged twice, just to be safe.

If you work in a shop, you don't really just guess the prices

mikemac2 · 04-04-2021 5:34pm

mikemac2 wrote: »

The lotto syndicate moocher

Always the last to step forward

Even we started a rotation system to make it clear they still “forgot”

I am sure if we ever won they wouldn’t be shy about coming forward !

Again she didn't buy the ticket and someone in Britain won the 144 million :mad:

We have the patience of a saint in our lotto syndicate

The rule in our WhatsApp group is if it goes above 100 million we try. 4 out of 5 of us paid for tickets and yet again she "forgot".

We brought in a rota system to prevent this and everyone has their turn but still she "forgot". Wouldn't be shy in coming forward if we won!

TA´d at moochers and ta´d we are a pushover.

Gregor Samsa · 04-04-2021 6:33pm

Got 2 voicemails, 4 emails and 7 teams messages from work people today about an issue I can't help with, and I'm not even on call. We're using 3rd party contractors for our escalation process, and they just don't care about the rota we have in place, or people's timezones - they just somehow get an idea into their head that you and only you can fix the issue, and keep calling and messaging and emailing until you respond. After ignoring them for an hour, I decided to put an end to it and logged into the system and posted a message explaining that it wasn't something I could fix and why. Then they start hassling me asking who could fix it. FFS, if I knew that, I would have told them, and anyway, that's their job to figure out.

What's more, they don't know how to use voicemail. Both calls were recordings of them (two different people, mind) going "Hello? Am I audible? Hello Gregor? Hello?" for a full minute! These people are supposed to be specialists in triaging and managing incidents, and they can't even tell when they're recording a voicemail.

Ash.J.Williams · 04-04-2021 6:44pm

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Got 2 voicemails, 4 emails and 7 teams messages from work people today about an issue I can't help with, and I'm not even on call. We're using 3rd party contractors for our escalation process, and they just don't care about the rota we have in place, or people's timezones - they just somehow get an idea into their head that you and only you can fix the issue, and keep calling and messaging and emailing until you respond. After ignoring them for an hour, I decided to put an end to it and logged into the system and posted a message explaining that it wasn't something I could fix and why. Then they start hassling me asking who could fix it. FFS, if I knew that, I would have told them, and anyway, that's their job to figure out.

What's more, they don't know how to use voicemail. Both calls were recordings of them (two different people, mind) going "Hello? Am I audible? Hello Gregor? Hello?" for a full minute! These people are supposed to be specialists in triaging and managing incidents, and they can't even tell when they're recording a voicemail.

And ticket moved to pending awaiting your response:)

Gregor Samsa · 04-04-2021 6:55pm

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

And ticket moved to pending awaiting your response:)

Yes, and a big update in the ticket for all to see saying “Left voicemail with Gregor Samsa”, just to show the world that they’d randomly hoofed it over the wall to me.

I had a good mind to attach the recording of the voicemails to the ticket and say “but you didn’t actually know you were leaving a voicemail, did you?”

Nevin Parsnipp · 04-04-2021 7:09pm

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Yes, and a big update in the ticket for all to see saying “Left voicemail with Gregor Samsa”, just to show the world that they’d randomly hoofed it over the wall to me.

I had a good mind to attach the recording of the voicemails to the ticket and say “but you didn’t actually know you were leaving a voicemail, did you?”

You come across as a very important person...

Just sayin.....

Ash.J.Williams · 04-04-2021 7:15pm

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

You come across as a very important person...

Just sayin.....

Left voice mail Awaiting gregors response

Gregor Samsa · 04-04-2021 7:44pm

Nevin Parsnipp wrote: »

You come across as a very important person...

Just sayin.....

I’m going to put that in my annual review: “Q2 achievements: Nevin Parsnipp was just saying that I’m very important”

PsychoPete · 04-04-2021 7:49pm

The sheer boredom I've been experiencing the last two or three days, I don't know if it's because I'm off work but slowly feel like I'm going insane

Bredabe · 05-04-2021 11:16am

I took the defrosted chicken out of the fridge to bring to room temp while the oven heats,
sib walks into the room spraying air freshener(for no reason).

I suspect that chicken when cooked will have a yummy, fresh linen flavour.

Bredabe · 05-04-2021 11:17am

One of my girls had a tweet liked by a well know and much-fancied in my circle, sportsman.

72+ hours she's been talking about it.

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