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who would be in your supergroup of arseholes?

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    #182
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Hangdogroad wrote: »
    Can any of them knock out a tune?

    Yes, I heard Mary Lou singing ‘God Save The Queen’ recently, it might be on YouTube.


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    #183
    NasserShammaz
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    To Alcohol wrote: »
    gemma o'doherty - a ****en wanker
    Bono- prick. Is it true he was riding one of the coors? Don’t want to believe it, unless it was the bloke

    I always reckoned the line in one " did I leave a bad taste in your mouth " was a reference to andrea Corr......


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    #184
    the purple tin
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    Hangdogroad wrote: »
    Any hip hop, r n b act who go around everywhere with an enormous entourage. Beyonce etc.

    Who are all these hangers on apart from the ten fat bodyguards in shades?
    There is actually an unspoken contest among rappers to see who can hire the biggest minders.
    Was it Aleeya that died in a plane crash. It was a light aircraft and they reckon the reason it went down was her huge minder who was about half a ton weight!


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    #185
    NasserShammaz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 886 ✭✭✭NasserShammaz


    the purple tin wrote: »
    There is actually an unspoken contest among rappers to see who can hire the biggest minders.
    Was it Aleeya that died in a plane crash. It was a light aircraft and they reckon the reason it went down was her huge minder who was about half a ton weight!

    Please let this be true....ha


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    #186
    Robsweezie
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    why do so many bands have this problem where the rest of them are relatively quiet but the frontman is a mouthy dickhead


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    #187
    Earthhorse
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    A lot of the time it's just we know the frontman is a mouthy dickhead because he's the frontman. Plenty of asshole bassists and drummers around.


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    #188
    Sheridan81
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    Drums-Bard Faust Eithun from Emperor

    Stabbed a man to death after being sexually propositioned by him. Otherwise sound.

    Bass-Varg Vikernes from Burzum

    Anti-Semite supremacist, arsonist and murderer. I recommend his Greatest Hits.

    Piano-Melvin Rees

    Talented jazzclub musician and serial killer who wasn't fussy; he liked to sexually assault people whether they were alive or dead. Five confirmed victims.

    Guitar-Andrea Volpe from Beasts Of Satan

    Sect leader and murderer, suspected serial killer. Was involved with the shooting of his girlfriend who was possibly buried alive. Jailed for thirty years.

    Clarinet-Charles Manson, unsigned.

    Rapist and mass murder mastermind. His excellent song Look At Your Game Girl was covered by Guns N Roses. Currently dead.

    Tambourine-Bobby Beausoleil from The Grass Roots.

    Manson's right hand man who did the dirty work. Tortured a man to death. Wrote the score for the film Lucifer Rising.

    Triangle-Gaahl from Gorgoroth

    Tortured a man for six hours, held a black mass concert with eighty litres of sheep's blood. On the plus side, vegetarian and anti-drugs. On triangle because he likes pentagrams.

    Vocals-Ian Watkins from Lostprophets

    Paedophile jailed for soliciting sex with a baby. Mind wrecked from too much meth. In jail.

    Guitar-Bertrand Cantat from Noir Desat

    The French Jim Morrison, murdered his lover by beating her in the head 19 times. Served four years.

    Lyrics-Syco Sam, unsigned.

    Ginger amatuer horrorcore rapper who murdered four people, including his online girlfriend, via blunt force trauma in what is known as the Farmville Murders. Can't say he didn't live up to his billing. Jailed for life.

    Producer-Phil Spector

    Serial abuser of women and murderer of Lana Turner. Wearer of an appalling wig. Currently incarcerated.

    Manager-Jimmy Saville

    Terrible dresser. Never responded to my Jim'll Fix It letter.

    Assistant Manager-Stan Polley

    Defrauded a number of his clients, most infamously the members of Badfinger, two of whom committed suicide due to financial difficulties.

    Backing Vocals-Bono

    You don't wanna know.


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    #189
    Hangdogroad
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    Chris De Burgh, for his horribly bland MOR music and for looking like Sofar Sogood from Fortycoats & Co.


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    #190
    McGinniesta
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    Robbie Williams. The quintessential arsehole.


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    #191
    its_steve116
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    Donald Turniphead


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    #192
    Guffy
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    Ivan Yates, anyone?


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    #193
    [Deleted User]
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    Snotzer - Lead Vocal

    Podge & Rodge - Drums and Electric Guitar

    Dustin the Turkey - Percusion

    Bosco - Backing vocal


    RTE CD and Vinyl - The DREGGS ALBUM

    Songs include:

    Only begrudgers bash
    All Hail the TV License
    Go Smash your 4K TV


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    #194
    xzanti
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    Taylor Swift
    The Paul Brothers (Youtubers)
    Bono
    Gweneth Paltrow
    Anyone who sits outside a women's hospital brandishing tiny coffins
    Hitler
    Kanye


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    #195
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Bob Dylan

    Jack White

    John Lennon

    David Gray


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    #196
    sabat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,896 ✭✭✭sabat


    I just remembered this video of Jamiroquai-has anyone in history ever acted like a bigger arsehole? Look at him saying "lovely" at that woman-what a c*nt...


    https://youtu.be/XRKc_AgAniI


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    #197
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,093 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    It's great to see all the Blur hate in here.

    Damon Albarn genuinely comes across as a psychopath to me.

    He is, I have first hand experience. He tried to start a fight with me in the toilets of a lock-in out of nowhere, launching into a rant about how the Irish were this and that... we had been laughing and joking a minute beforehand. Night ended with 4 of us lifting him into a taxi. His minder apologising on his behalf and saying that it's a not too unusual of an occurrence.


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    #198
    Purple Mountain
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    Amanda Brunker
    Lottie Ryan
    Twink
    Maura Derrane

    To thine own self be true



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    #199
    Mad_maxx
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    Fintan o toole - vocals

    Philip boucher hayes - lead guitar

    Vincent browne - bass

    Joe Duffy - drums

    Colm o gorman - keyboards

    The cavier bolshoveiks


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    #200
    Earthhorse
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    PARlance wrote: »
    He is, I have first hand experience. He tried to start a fight with me in the toilets of a lock-in out of nowhere, launching into a rant about how the Irish were this and that... we had been laughing and joking a minute beforehand. Night ended with 4 of us lifting him into a taxi. His minder apologising on his behalf and saying that it's a not too unusual of an occurrence.

    Probably shouldn't have mouthed off about your Fantasy Football team to him. He's notoriously competitive about that!


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    #201
    pgj2015
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    Ellen, there was something about her I never liked. looks like I was right.


    Aarron Lambo, who? some idiot I have seen on youtube. tiny guy, loves himself, made a cringy movie about himself no one wanted to see.


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    #202
    McGinniesta
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    Robbie Williams - A horrid fart of a human being.

    Judge Judy - She chose the wrong profession. She should have been a kindergarten teacher. She's not even a real judge.

    Ricky Gervais - I dislike him a little less after telling all those celebrities to "f*ck off" but I still don't like him.

    Ryan Tubridy - A creepy stick insect who is an extremely poor mans conan o'brien.


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    #203
    BillyBiggs
    Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭BillyBiggs


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    Robbie Williams - A horrid fart of a human being.

    Judge Judy - She chose the wrong profession. She should have been a kindergarten teacher. She's not even a real judge.

    Ricky Gervais - I dislike him a little less after telling all those celebrities to "f*ck off" but I still don't like him.

    Ryan Tubridy - A creepy stick insect who is an extremely poor mans conan o'brien.

    Amen to Ricky Gervais and Tubridy.


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    #204
    tayto lover
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    All the RTÉ presenters who do chat shows.


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