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Guy at work keeps grinding up mucus onto the carpet near where I sit

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    #32
    Tommy Kelly
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    He has coke nose. Leave him alone.


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    #33
    skooterblue2
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    I wonder what pace is he up to on the wrister scale?


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    #34
    Former Observer
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    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Y'know its not mean to smell THAT strong either you are over exaggerating or (I suspect) there is something bio-chemically wrong with him that is affecting his personality.

    I have no phuckin clue what the smell is. It is not fresh semen, I presume. It is probably a mixture of unwashed clothes, a fungal foot infection, and coagulated penis cream beneath his foreskin. I don't care that much. I care about the layer of waxy human crumbs he is depositing beside my desk.


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    #35
    IAMAMORON
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    Former Observer wrote: »
    I have no phuckin clue what the smell is. It is not fresh semen, I presume. It is probably a mixture of unwashed clothes, a fungal foot infection, and coagulated penis cream beneath his foreskin. I don't care that much. I care about the layer of waxy human crumbs he is depositing beside my desk.

    Can I get his number ? PM me.


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    #36
    skooterblue2
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    Cant you just power hose him a la The Green Mile? and spread his cheeks and cough like in Cool Hand Luke?
    Maybe he has allergy to soap? I moved in to a house share with two girls and it was only in the day time that I realised it was filthy. I spent the next 6 weeks cleaning the place. Got sick of it and moved out after 6 months. Filthy bitches.


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    #37
    IAMAMORON
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    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Can I get his number ? PM me.

    I meant to say that its for a friend , not me like.


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    #38
    skooterblue2
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    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Can I get his number ? PM me.

    Are you collecting him for the freak show? That thar will bring in good money. Poke him with a stick and see what he does next!!!


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    #39
    skooterblue2
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    You know if he saves it all up and wraps it in red wax he can sell it as Edam Cheese. You get good money for that sort of stuff in certain circles, y'know


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    #40
    mvl
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    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    You know if he saves it all up and wraps it in red wax he can sell it as Edam Cheese. You get good money for that sort of stuff in certain circles, y'know


    Heston Blumenthal did it for the sake of art


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    #41
    Aglomerado
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    YUCK.
    That's just nasty.


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    #42
    FFred
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    #43
    [Deleted User]
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    What an absolute wretch of a human being. Vile.


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    #44
    kowloon
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    Humans are disgusting, if only we could wipe the slate clean and return this Earth to the animals.
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    #45
    Nikki Sixx
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    That’s pretty awful. Glad in my job there isn’t so much interaction with coworkers.


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    #46
    mvl
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    What an absolute wretch of a human being. Vile.
    You mean ... almost like a troll ?

    Anyway... I'll throw a suggestion in the mix too: if the so called co-worker doesn't know what tissues are for, maybe he can be provided with a nasal aspirator that uses vacuum suction -such as this one - to be used once or twice a day.
    - guess if presented with the opportunity for productivity increase, maybe the company can even reimburse the cost !


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    #47
    sbsquarepants
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    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    There's literally nothing more to the story. I slept with him, his stuff had this weird strong chemically bleachy smell to it. It was really offputting. I didn't go back for more!

    Kinda like chloroform? :eek::eek:


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    #48
    spurious
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    TuringBot47 wrote: »

    Hopefully they don't work in the food industry.
    Or selling carpets.


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    #49
    Deebles McBeebles
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    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    There's literally nothing more to the story. I slept with him, his stuff had this weird strong chemically bleachy smell to it. It was really offputting. I didn't go back for more!

    Didn't go back to Johnny Domestos? You do surprise me!

    You'd have to wonder if he thought he was giving himself a good clean before "encountering" you and got a bit carried away.


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