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Guy at work keeps grinding up mucus onto the carpet near where I sit

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  • 06-06-2019 1:01pm
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    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭


    Serious question. Fellah that sits right beside me in work is constantly picking his nose and kind of grinding the mucus between his fingers onto the ground about two feet away from me. He does this all day everyday, and there are dried shavings of mucus on the carpet between where we sit. I've asked him in the past whether he wants a tissue, and I've bought a big box tissues and put them at the end of my desk , but he doesn't seem to know what to do with them. Big dirty nails on the fellah. Back is covered in acne. Kind of bleachy/fishy smell off him too, which I think is semen. I can't smell him from where I sit though.

    What should I do? He is nice otherwise, but the mucus thing is driving me over the edge.


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    Del2005
    Registered Users Posts: 18,936 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    Report it to your boss and let them deal with it, if they don't ask for a new desk.


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    ArrBee
    Registered Users Posts: 793 ✭✭✭ArrBee


    Tell him to put his shirt back on for a start.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Two tampons, ram one up each of his nostrils.


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    #5
    PistolsAtDawn
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭PistolsAtDawn


    Stop being a slave to the system, grow a pair and remove yourself from the unnatural office environment where currently choose to WASTE most of your life.











    *Now I better get back to smoking blunts and playing video games, after all it is 13:10 on a Thursday I really should get out of bed and do something


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    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    That’s disgusting. He should be fired. Dirty bastærd.


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    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,158 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Blast him with piss.


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    Plumbthedepths
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    Tell teacher you'd like to sit somewhere else.


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    sbsquarepants
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    Former Observer wrote: »
    Kind of bleachy/fishy smell off him too, which I think is semen. I can't smell him from where I sit though.

    .

    So when exactly did you smell this bleachy fish jizz?:eek::eek:


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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Take your bin out from under the desk very slowly with your foot and slide it under his hand. As long as he doesn't see you do it, magic bin!


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    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    That’s disgusting. He should be fired. Dirty bastærd.

    Not too familiar with labour laws there are you?

    Hopefully they don't work in the food industry.


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    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Become a true 'Former Observer' and stop observing. Mind yer own business!


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    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Get a new job, it's not worth it.


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    fxotoole
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Former Observer wrote: »
    Serious question. Fellah that sits right beside me in work is constantly picking his nose and kind of grinding the mucus between his fingers onto the ground about two feet away from me. He does this all day everyday, and there are dried shavings of mucus on the carpet between where we sit. I've asked him in the past whether he wants a tissue, and I've bought a big box tissues and put them at the end of my desk , but he doesn't seem to know what to do with them. Big dirty nails on the fellah. Back is covered in acne. Kind of bleachy/fishy smell off him too, which I think is semen. I can't smell him from where I sit though.

    What should I do? He is nice otherwise, but the mucus thing is driving me over the edge.

    **** on his desk


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    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Former Observer wrote: »
    Serious question. Fellah that sits right beside me in work is constantly picking his nose and kind of grinding the mucus between his fingers onto the ground about two feet away from me. He does this all day everyday, and there are dried shavings of mucus on the carpet between where we sit. I've asked him in the past whether he wants a tissue, and I've bought a big box tissues and put them at the end of my desk , but he doesn't seem to know what to do with them. Big dirty nails on the fellah. Back is covered in acne. Kind of bleachy/fishy smell off him too, which I think is semen. I can't smell him from where I sit though.

    What should I do? He is nice otherwise, but the mucus thing is driving me over the edge.

    You either can or you can't, you will end up confusing the poor man.

    Just admit it …. you fancy the arse off him. You have been staring at his back ffs. Smelling him and watching him finger himself....


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    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    TuringBot47 wrote: »
    Not too familiar with labour laws there are you?

    Hopefully they don't work in the food industry.

    There’s always a way of getting rid of an employee. No one should have to deal with some dirty bastard reeking of piss and/or sweat and/or semen. Or a colleague picking their nose, squeezing spots onto their monitor, picking at their hole.


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    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    The first time I did my driving test the tester kept picking his nose and slowly wiping the snot along the inside of my passenger door. Pick, slow wipe, repeat, the whole test. I said nothing because I wanted to pass the test. When we got back to his office, he handed me a certificate of failure. In return for his snot-rubbing I crumpled the cert up into a ball and threw it at his head, before walking out. (Yep, it's true.) The next time I went in for a test he arrived out randomly to find me and someone else waiting and he said, in a very scared voice, ''Not her!'' pointing at me. Of course I passed my test with the lovely non-snot-wiping gent who tested me instead.
    Moral of the story (I guess) is throw crumpled up paper at him every time you see him. It's like aversion therapy.


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    EmmetSpiceland
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    That is just disgusting. You shouldn’t have to endure any of it and it shouldn’t be “on you” to sort him out.

    You should keep a record of his vile “activities” and raise the issue with your manager. If nothing changes go directly to HR. That guy sounds like an animal.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Are his initials KW by any chance? (Only fella I've ever been with whose semen smelt bizarrely like bleach!)


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    circadian
    Registered Users Posts: 6,923 ✭✭✭circadian


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Are his initials KW by any chance? (Only fella I've ever been with whose semen smelt bizarrely like bleach!)

    Go on.......


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    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Oh my god tell the boss. That's not only grotesque but unsanitary for others.
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    There’s always a way of getting rid of an employee. No one should have to deal with some dirty bastard reeking of piss and/or sweat and/or semen. Or a colleague picking their nose, squeezing spots onto their monitor, picking at their hole.
    I work with a hole picker. :(

    Smell of ass and sweat off him too. :mad:

    Thankfully I don't sit next to him - I only have to endure the odd whiff/sight.


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    skooterblue2
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    Look you have to out smell him. not sure what smells more disgusting than semen. you might have to get creative. I am thinking fish heads


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    Former Observer
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    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    So when exactly did you smell this bleachy fish jizz?:eek::eek:

    Phucker passes very close behind my chair when he comes and goes from the toilet/lunchbreak. Reeks of fish chowder and bleach and mouldy cheese.


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    lawred2
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    Jesus Christ some people are vile


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    skooterblue2
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    Former Observer wrote: »
    Phucker passes very close behind my chair when he comes and goes from the toilet/lunchbreak. Reeks of fish chowder and bleach and mouldy cheese.

    That my dear is a professional Saucier!!! I think I am going to be a little sick. Maybe for christmas you could be his secret santa and get him some industrial strength Tea tree oil hand wash. No, wait dont that will encourage him. Fapp fapp Fapp!!


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    skooterblue2
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    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Are his initials KW by any chance? (Only fella I've ever been with whose semen smelt bizarrely like bleach!)

    You work with KANYE WEST!!!!??


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    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,364 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    You work with KANYE WEST!!!!??

    He is a gay fish, so it explains the fishy smell.


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    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Former Observer wrote: »
    Phucker passes very close behind my chair when he comes and goes from the toilet/lunchbreak. Reeks of fish chowder and bleach and mouldy cheese.

    Y'know its not mean to smell THAT strong either you are over exaggerating or (I suspect) there is something bio-chemically wrong with him that is affecting his personality.


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    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Fupp the lot of you!!!! I am not going to be able to sleep tonight with images in my mind of this monkey beating the peter out of himself like its his last chance before the nuclear apocalypse and he is beating it out all over bed covers.


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    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    circadian wrote: »
    Go on.......

    There's literally nothing more to the story. I slept with him, his stuff had this weird strong chemically bleachy smell to it. It was really offputting. I didn't go back for more!


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    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    There's literally nothing more to the story. I slept with him, his stuff had this weird strong chemically bleachy smell to it. It was really offputting. I didn't go back for more!


    Could he have been your cousin? You know how we are repulsed by the sweat of our cousins? I always say before I get into bed with the Missus to be ..... "Is that you cous?"


    Did you burn the sheets just to be safe afterwards?


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