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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #7832
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,095 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    I couldn't give a flying mouldy f*ck about Harry and Megan or William and Kate. I am so sick of the constant speculative headlines about them. I do not give a smelly, speckled sh1te.

    :eek:

    Lot of anger there.


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    #7833
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Being underestimated.


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    #7834
    TG1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭TG1


    Panned out on the couch with a hot water bottle, sick as a dog with a dose of a flu like thing and my dad is insistent that he is making small talk at me... :(

    I wouldn't mind but he had this dose last week so knows how miserable it is.....


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    #7835
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Why are there no Bidets in Ireland?


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    #7836
    wildwillow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,125 ✭✭✭wildwillow


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Why are there no Bidets in Ireland?
    Houses built in the eighties and nineties usually have them. I've one in the main bathroom and it's great. Use it loads especially for grandchildren with dirty nappies and far easier than those awful wet wipes.

    Adults in the family use it for personal hygiene and also for a quick foot bath.
    Gets more use than the huge bath as the shower is preferred by all.


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    #7837
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    The way everything has to have an abbreviation nowadays like oh I had serious fomo. Do you know what you can do? You can gtfooiwts!! That's get the fuk out of it with that sh!te in laymans terms. Yolo rofl what a load of sh!te.


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    #7838
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    When you forget to read boards for a few days and you have pages of threads to catch up on.


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    #7839
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,095 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    wildwillow wrote: »
    Houses built in the eighties and nineties usually have them. I've one in the main bathroom and it's great. Use it loads especially for grandchildren with dirty nappies and far easier than those awful wet wipes.

    Adults in the family use it for personal hygiene and also for a quick foot bath.
    Gets more use than the huge bath as the shower is preferred by all.

    Correct, the easiest and most hygienic way to ensure a nipsy a clean as ...uhmmmm...... Kate Middleton’s maybe?


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    #7840
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    wildwillow wrote: »
    Houses built in the eighties and nineties usually have them. I've one in the main bathroom and it's great. Use it loads especially for grandchildren with dirty nappies and far easier than those awful wet wipes.

    Adults in the family use it for personal hygiene and also for a quick foot bath.
    Gets more use than the huge bath as the shower is preferred by all.

    My house never had one


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    #7841
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,834 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    The way everything has to have an abbreviation nowadays like oh I had serious fomo. Do you know what you can do? You can gtfooiwts!! That's get the fuk out of it with that sh!te in laymans terms. Yolo rofl what a load of sh!te.

    Wtf is fomo ??


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    #7842
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    @ Mam
    I didn't know either

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fomo

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #7843
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,834 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    @ Mam
    I didn't know either

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fomo

    Ah ffs !
    I'll stick with my ffs btw lol wtf , that's enough for me :D


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    #7844
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Waiting on my dinner to cook.Im starving


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    #7845
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,438 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    When I'm trying to have a much, much, much needed nap, and outside there's unbearable noise made by the engines of chainsaws, lawnmowers, and quadbikes, all at different pitches and frequencies. There's also a neighbour who's started to re-roof one of the old buildings and is throwing the old roof-tiles off of the roof onto the concrete underneath. I think I'm going to go insane, if this doesn't stop soon, I just want to cry...


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    #7846
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,095 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    New Home wrote: »
    When I'm trying to have a much, much, much needed nap, and outside there's unbearable noise made by the engines of chainsaws, lawnmowers, and quadbikes, all at different pitches and frequencies. There's also a neighbour who's started to re-roof one of the old buildings and is throwing the old roof-tiles off of the roof onto the concrete underneath. I think I'm going to go insane, if this doesn't stop soon, I just want to cry...

    Hmmmm...... everyone should stop just for you eh?

    Most people sleep at night, bro.

    Just sayin’ like.


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    #7847
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,438 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    'twould be nice if that were an option.


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    #7848
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Smart arses are a TA too - just sayin'

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #7849
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,438 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Whoever manages to invent a silent engine (including the one for a dentist's drill) will make a fortune.


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    #7850
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Mam of 4 wrote:
    Wtf is fomo ??


    Fear of missing out apparently Mam. I know, what a load of sh!te!


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    #7851
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I've managed to change my watch to 24 hour time display.


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    #7852
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I've managed to change my watch to 24 hour time display.


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    #7853
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,781 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    The still prevalent, acceptable anti English sentiments held by, otherwise intelligent people here.

    Friend : "if brexit wasn't potentially so harmful to Ireland, it would be hilarious to watch"

    What's so fcuking funny about seeing a neighbouring, stable democracy tear itself apart from inside? It's horrible to watch.


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    #7854
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    My laptop takes an absolute age to shut down


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    #7855
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    New Home wrote: »
    Whoever manages to invent a silent engine (including the one for a dentist's drill) will make a fortune.
    According to a well known dentist, there is a silent dental drill, but its not 'as good' as the ones that make noise.

    TA this reminds me that I have to go back to the hygienist and I find her a 'challenging' personality.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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    #7856
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    New Home wrote: »
    When I'm trying to have a much, much, much needed nap, and outside there's unbearable noise made by the engines of chainsaws, lawnmowers, and quadbikes, all at different pitches and frequencies. There's also a neighbour who's started to re-roof one of the old buildings and is throwing the old roof-tiles off of the roof onto the concrete underneath. I think I'm going to go insane, if this doesn't stop soon, I just want to cry...

    I know this one ...am horrendously noise sensitive and react to every door opening also cup being clinked . A mess of loud noises would be worse . Would white noise in the background help you ? There's ASMR videos on youtube...rain, wind, hairdryers and vacuum cleaners :D


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    #7857
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,438 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Thanks for the tip Widdershins. :) I'm not the best with noises when I'm nice and rested, but when I'm worn out they're hell. I went for earplugs, but then there was my tinnitus waiting for me... :/

    Next time I'll go for earphones and play Spiegel im Spiegel on a loop. :)


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    #7858
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    A popular local pastime involves trying to blow the engine of an old car by revving the engine for hours.

    TA not sure if it's a mumps thing ( salivary glands ?) but my mouth feels really strange , and my lips are sticking together


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    #7859
    Kitty6277
    Registered Users Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    About 2 weeks ago I said I was gonna get a new stereo for my car, looked on Halfords website, picked one and reserved it, and picked to have fitting done by them. Confirmation email said I’d receive a text when I could pick it up, and that they’d be in touch to arrange a time to fit it. Never heard anything from them. Only glad I chose to pay in store instead of online!

    Think I’ll go to the local motor factors and see if they have them and do fitting instead.


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    #7860
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,438 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Widdershins wrote: »
    A popular local pastime involves trying to blow the engine of an old car by revving the engine for hours.

    I'd kill them!!! :mad: Aside from everything else, why waste all that money in petrol? Idiots. :mad:


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    #7861
    mossie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭mossie


    That stupid "peely, peely" McDonalds ad is enough to make me throw something at the TV.


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