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All the lads love Ciara Kelly

  • 12-03-2020 11:52am
    #1
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    I only have 'Is C' typed before the autosuggest, 'Is Ciara Kelly still married?' comes up.

    This wasn't something I had typed previously, so it wasn't in my search history. We can only assume a lot of people on Google - a lot of perverts - genuinely want to know if she's still married. If she's not do they think they have a chance with her or something? I mean, I get it, because she's an attractive doctor, and the roleplay would be great, but she wouldn't be interested in anybody who Googles her marital status I wouldn't have thought.

    Another one on the list was, 'Is cider gluten free?' and 'Is Croatia in the EU?'.

    Technically, more people on the internet care if Dr Kelly's getting the ride more than they care about if Dubrovnik has duty-free smokes, or cider being bad for you.


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Comments

  • #2
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,965 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?


  • #3
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?

    Sorry. It is in the EU, yes.


  • #4
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,023 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I take your point. I do, I do.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #5
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,333 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    WHO









    Say it's fairly serious.


  • #6
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?

    A small amount of cheese won't do most dogs any harm, but a lot of it will make them fat, and bear in mind that a small but significant proportion of dogs are lactose-intolerant.

    Better?


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  • #7
    Wheety
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,512 ✭✭✭Wheety


    You may have not googled that particular phrase before but Google's algorithms are very clever and they obviously know it's something you'd be interested in. I didn't even know who Ciara Kelly was.


  • #8
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    I had to Google Ciara Kelly.
    Good thread Ciara.


  • #9
    Marty Xavier
    Registered Users Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    Ciara Kelly, jesus sometimes I want to change the channel I get so mad listening to her.


  • #10
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Marty Xavier wrote: »
    Ciara Kelly, jesus sometimes I want to change the channel I get so mad listening to her.

    Also, it's possible for humans to contract the variant of chlamydia that usually affects Koala bears, so be careful out there.


  • #11
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,395 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is


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  • #12
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,965 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is

    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)


  • #13
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)

    It's Ciara Kelly's husband.


  • #14
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    She's a dose.


  • #15
    Doctor Shipman
    Site Banned Posts: 33 ✭Doctor Shipman


    No idea who she is. Who is she?


  • #16
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,965 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    It's Ciara Kelly's husband.

    ex husband?

    I'm confused now. :confused::confused:


  • #17
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    I only have 'Is C' typed before the autosuggest, 'Is Ciara Kelly still married?' comes up.

    This wasn't something I had typed previously, so it wasn't in my search history. We can only assume a lot of people on Google - a lot of perverts - genuinely want to know if she's still married. If she's not do they think they have a chance with her or something? I mean, I get it, because she's an attractive doctor, and the roleplay would be great, but she wouldn't be interested in anybody who Googles her marital status I wouldn't have thought.

    Another one on the list was, 'Is cider gluten free?' and 'Is Croatia in the EU?'.

    Technically, more people on the internet care if Dr Kelly's getting the ride more than they care about if Dubrovnik has duty-free smokes, or cider being bad for you.
    Are you sure you're not one of the perverts who searched for this before? When I typed "Is C", I got:
    Is Covid-19 in Portugal?
    Is Coronation Street on tonight?
    Is Croatia in the EU?
    Is coffee bad for you?

    Sounds like you don't want to own up to a drunken Google search...:pac:


  • #18
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    ex husband?

    I'm confused now. :confused::confused:

    She divorced him after finding out his surname was Rosney and not Mosney. She thought he was the heir to a holiday camp tycoon.


  • #19
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    Why would you ask google "is coronavirus serious"... when you really wanted to find out is Tom Hank's condition serious?

    Or do you really need to ask google, if a global pandemic might be a tad serious? :P


  • #20
    Bishop of hope
    Registered Users Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Bishop of hope


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)

    You must listen to a bit of country music.
    I was just talking to a lad the other day about earth moving equipment. Next time I turned on my phone a DoneDeal ad about diggers came up on my screen, the fcukers are listening as well


  • #21
    mariaalice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,618 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    She is an attractive middle-aged woman with a no-nonsense typer personality I'd say she has bit of a following alright.


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  • #22
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    Accurate
    505328.png


  • #23
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I never knew Hanks's wife's name was "Wilson", that's hilarious!


  • #24
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69,965 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Bishop of hope wrote: »
    You must listen to a bit of country music.
    I was just talking to a lad the other day about earth moving equipment. Next time I turned on my phone a DoneDeal ad about diggers came up on my screen, the fcukers are listening as well
    Absolutely...happens me all the time. Most recently, had a conversation on the phone about greenhouses and almost immediately 3 ads on face book for greenhouses


  • #25
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Saw her singing with The Metabolix last Saturday and she was looking fine. Great blues voice too!

    She was checking me out, obviously, she's only human (as far as I know). But I didn't get the chance to ask if she was still married.


  • #26
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    I don't understand your point op.
    She talks about being married in the past tense and doesn't talk about her husband so people are going to be curious.
    I don't get why you think perverts would care.

    I doubt its men that are going if she is married. I very rarely hear men talking about if a celebrity or wannabe celebrity is married. . When you do it's either isn't he lucky or unlucky
    I regularly hear women talking about celebrities and who they are going out with and all that jazz. So I would guess that its women doing it.


  • #27
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is

    I get "Is C++ object oriented". To which the answer is yes, but actually no.


  • #28
    Irishphotodesk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,896 ✭✭✭Irishphotodesk


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    Are you sure you're not one of the perverts who searched for this before? When I typed "Is C", I got:
    Is Covid-19 in Portugal?
    Is Coronation Street on tonight?
    Is Croatia in the EU?
    Is coffee bad for you?

    Sounds like you don't want to own up to a drunken Google search...:pac:

    Snap !!


  • #29
    Randle P. McMurphy
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭Randle P. McMurphy


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?


    Coconuts are not nuts. They are a fruit.


  • #30
    Snake Plisken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,028 ✭✭✭✭Snake Plisken


    Someone sent her a card and she thought it was a bit sinister

    https://twitter.com/ciarakellydoc/status/1237746828264771584?s=19


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  • #31
    Icemancometh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Icemancometh


    Tried it with is c... and nothing. Went is ci... and boom, there you go


  • #32
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Well
    I typed "Is Ci"
    and got this: "is circumcision necessary"


  • #33
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Marty Xavier wrote: »
    Ciara Kelly, jesus sometimes I want to change the channel I get so mad listening to her.

    Demented with the horn?


  • #34
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    stoneill wrote: »
    Well
    I typed "Is Ci"
    and got this: "is circumcision necessary"

    Was Ciara Kelly's son circumsised in the EU?


  • #35
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Was Ciara Kelly's son circumsised in the EU?

    She was married to Mick Lally from 1986 to 1989, and their son is Leo Cullen.


  • #36
    Leland Narrow Vision
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leland Narrow Vision


    I got:

    Is covid 19 in portugal
    Is cheltenham on today
    Is croatia in the eu
    Is cyprus in the eu


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  • #37
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Is this Newstalks Ciara Kelly we're on about? Crisps, she's awful one for yammering away. I switch NT off at midday.


  • #38
    Rufeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    She's a certified wagon


  • #39
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Doctor Shipman wrote: »
    No idea who she is. Who is she?

    Newstalk fm presenter


  • #40
    Bishop of hope
    Registered Users Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭Bishop of hope


    Fcuk Ciara kelly, since I clicked this thread she's coming up everywhere on my phone feed.


  • #41
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,700 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    PARlance wrote: »
    WHO









    Say it's fairly serious.

    Yeah, going to be a teenage wasteland.

    🙈🙉🙊



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  • #42
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    She gives me the shíts. Can't be doing with someone who's a medical doctor and decides to throw in that honourable profession to become a media whore and attention seeking queen. Just like Leo Varadkar.


  • #43
    Calhoun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,447 ✭✭✭Calhoun


    I think the problem with her when it comes to presenting is she cannot loose the Dr persona.

    Other than that she doesn't seem like a bad person.


  • #44
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    I only have 'Is C' typed before the autosuggest, 'Is Ciara Kelly still married?' comes up.

    This wasn't something I had typed previously, so it wasn't in my search history. We can only assume a lot of people on Google - a lot of perverts - genuinely want to know if she's still married. If she's not do they think they have a chance with her or something? I mean, I get it, because she's an attractive doctor, and the roleplay would be great, but she wouldn't be interested in anybody who Googles her marital status I wouldn't have thought.

    Another one on the list was, 'Is cider gluten free?' and 'Is Croatia in the EU?'.

    Technically, more people on the internet care if Dr Kelly's getting the ride more than they care about if Dubrovnik has duty-free smokes, or cider being bad for you.

    I consider her as a major pain in the hole,,,,, bring back George Hook


  • #45
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,708 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Wheety wrote: »
    You may have not googled that particular phrase before but Google's algorithms are very clever and they obviously know it's something you'd be interested in. I didn't even know who Ciara Kelly was.

    Lucky you


  • #46
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    They're welcome to her.


  • #47
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,688 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    Is this Newstalks Ciara Kelly we're on about? Crisps, she's awful one for yammering away. I switch NT off at midday.

    Likewise. The odd time I listen to the opening 5 or 6 minute monologue she does at the beginning of every show which is usually pretty cringe worthy. It always finishes with her saying in a very desperate voice 'text us now with YOUR opinions'. Its almost like she gets a commission for every text into her show and is begging the audience to pay her wages.

    I always wonder what happened that she decided to give up being a GP, its usually a vocation for those who choose it and not many leave the profession. Also would say she took a huge cut in salary going from GP to radio presenter, Newstalk dont pay RTE wages.


  • #48
    Calhoun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,447 ✭✭✭Calhoun


    One thing i would say in her defense is that NT are notoriously bad for just hiring in personalities without proper training. If they invested a little in their presenters it would make a world of difference.

    Claire Byrne is case in point, she was terrible when she was in newstalk but when she switched to RTE you can see they clearly invested in her and thought her how to present properly and allow people to debate without overly inserting an opinion.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    She does my head in mostly because the show is largely a womens interest program. I've no problem with that, but such a show should probably not air at primetime, as many of the segments are of very limited interest to men.

    I remember roaring laughing when that paedo rte producer was in the news and she felt she needed to womansplain to the middle aged men of Ireland that teenage girls did not find them sexually attractive. :pac:

    All that aside..
    Agricola wrote: »
    She gives me the shíts. Can't be doing with someone who's a medical doctor and decides to throw in that honourable profession to become a media whore and attention seeking queen. Just like Leo Varadkar.

    do you feel she should be compelled to be a doctor until she retires, or is it just the choice of career that irks you?


  • #50
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Doesn’t reflect a thing I went to see is nickelback playing and up popped “is Niall boylan still married”


  • #51
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    My first hit 'is Cheltenham on today?' I have zero interest in horse racing.


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