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All the lads love Ciara Kelly

  • 12-03-2020 11:52AM
    #1
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    I only have 'Is C' typed before the autosuggest, 'Is Ciara Kelly still married?' comes up.

    This wasn't something I had typed previously, so it wasn't in my search history. We can only assume a lot of people on Google - a lot of perverts - genuinely want to know if she's still married. If she's not do they think they have a chance with her or something? I mean, I get it, because she's an attractive doctor, and the roleplay would be great, but she wouldn't be interested in anybody who Googles her marital status I wouldn't have thought.

    Another one on the list was, 'Is cider gluten free?' and 'Is Croatia in the EU?'.

    Technically, more people on the internet care if Dr Kelly's getting the ride more than they care about if Dubrovnik has duty-free smokes, or cider being bad for you.


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  • #2
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79,511 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?


  • #3
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?

    Sorry. It is in the EU, yes.


  • #4
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I take your point. I do, I do.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #5
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,577 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    WHO









    Say it's fairly serious.


  • #6
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?

    A small amount of cheese won't do most dogs any harm, but a lot of it will make them fat, and bear in mind that a small but significant proportion of dogs are lactose-intolerant.

    Better?


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  • #7
    Wheety
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,498 ✭✭✭Wheety


    You may have not googled that particular phrase before but Google's algorithms are very clever and they obviously know it's something you'd be interested in. I didn't even know who Ciara Kelly was.


  • #8
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    I had to Google Ciara Kelly.
    Good thread Ciara.


  • #9
    Marty Xavier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭Marty Xavier


    Ciara Kelly, jesus sometimes I want to change the channel I get so mad listening to her.


  • #10
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Marty Xavier wrote: »
    Ciara Kelly, jesus sometimes I want to change the channel I get so mad listening to her.

    Also, it's possible for humans to contract the variant of chlamydia that usually affects Koala bears, so be careful out there.


  • #11
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,901 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is


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  • #12
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79,511 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is

    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)


  • #13
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)

    It's Ciara Kelly's husband.


  • #14
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    She's a dose.


  • #15
    Doctor Shipman
    Site Banned Posts: 33 ✭Doctor Shipman


    No idea who she is. Who is she?


  • #16
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79,511 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    It's Ciara Kelly's husband.

    ex husband?

    I'm confused now. :confused::confused:


  • #17
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,316 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    I only have 'Is C' typed before the autosuggest, 'Is Ciara Kelly still married?' comes up.

    This wasn't something I had typed previously, so it wasn't in my search history. We can only assume a lot of people on Google - a lot of perverts - genuinely want to know if she's still married. If she's not do they think they have a chance with her or something? I mean, I get it, because she's an attractive doctor, and the roleplay would be great, but she wouldn't be interested in anybody who Googles her marital status I wouldn't have thought.

    Another one on the list was, 'Is cider gluten free?' and 'Is Croatia in the EU?'.

    Technically, more people on the internet care if Dr Kelly's getting the ride more than they care about if Dubrovnik has duty-free smokes, or cider being bad for you.
    Are you sure you're not one of the perverts who searched for this before? When I typed "Is C", I got:
    Is Covid-19 in Portugal?
    Is Coronation Street on tonight?
    Is Croatia in the EU?
    Is coffee bad for you?

    Sounds like you don't want to own up to a drunken Google search...:pac:


  • #18
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    ex husband?

    I'm confused now. :confused::confused:

    She divorced him after finding out his surname was Rosney and not Mosney. She thought he was the heir to a holiday camp tycoon.


  • #19
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Just a few minutes ago, I turned to Google. After reading about Tom Hanks contracting the coronavirus, I wanted to know if it's serious. So I go to Google, with the intention of typing 'Is Coronavirus serious?' but before I can finish the sentence, I'm given an autosuggest from the good people at Google.

    Why would you ask google "is coronavirus serious"... when you really wanted to find out is Tom Hank's condition serious?

    Or do you really need to ask google, if a global pandemic might be a tad serious? :P


  • #20
    Bishop of hope
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭Bishop of hope


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    I get 'Is Covid 19 in Portugal'.
    If I put the 'i' in I get 'Is Ciaran Rosney married'...whoever dafuq he is! :)

    You must listen to a bit of country music.
    I was just talking to a lad the other day about earth moving equipment. Next time I turned on my phone a DoneDeal ad about diggers came up on my screen, the fcukers are listening as well


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,694 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She is an attractive middle-aged woman with a no-nonsense typer personality I'd say she has bit of a following alright.


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  • #22
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    Accurate
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  • #23
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I never knew Hanks's wife's name was "Wilson", that's hilarious!


  • #24
    FrancieBrady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79,511 ✭✭✭✭FrancieBrady


    Bishop of hope wrote: »
    You must listen to a bit of country music.
    I was just talking to a lad the other day about earth moving equipment. Next time I turned on my phone a DoneDeal ad about diggers came up on my screen, the fcukers are listening as well
    Absolutely...happens me all the time. Most recently, had a conversation on the phone about greenhouses and almost immediately 3 ads on face book for greenhouses


  • #25
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Saw her singing with The Metabolix last Saturday and she was looking fine. Great blues voice too!

    She was checking me out, obviously, she's only human (as far as I know). But I didn't get the chance to ask if she was still married.


  • #26
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    I don't understand your point op.
    She talks about being married in the past tense and doesn't talk about her husband so people are going to be curious.
    I don't get why you think perverts would care.

    I doubt its men that are going if she is married. I very rarely hear men talking about if a celebrity or wannabe celebrity is married. . When you do it's either isn't he lucky or unlucky
    I regularly hear women talking about celebrities and who they are going out with and all that jazz. So I would guess that its women doing it.


  • #27
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I had to add the 'i' to get it as a suggestion. When I put in "Is C" I get "Is cadmium a heavy metal"
    it is

    I get "Is C++ object oriented". To which the answer is yes, but actually no.


  • #28
    Irishphotodesk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,892 ✭✭✭Irishphotodesk


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    Are you sure you're not one of the perverts who searched for this before? When I typed "Is C", I got:
    Is Covid-19 in Portugal?
    Is Coronation Street on tonight?
    Is Croatia in the EU?
    Is coffee bad for you?

    Sounds like you don't want to own up to a drunken Google search...:pac:

    Snap !!


  • #29
    Randle P. McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Randle P. McMurphy


    FrancieBrady wrote: »
    Well?
    Are you gonna make us wait for the answer?


    Coconuts are not nuts. They are a fruit.


  • #30
    Snake Plisken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,727 ✭✭✭✭Snake Plisken


    Someone sent her a card and she thought it was a bit sinister

    https://twitter.com/ciarakellydoc/status/1237746828264771584?s=19


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  • #31
    Icemancometh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Icemancometh


    Tried it with is c... and nothing. Went is ci... and boom, there you go


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