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Want to set up a gang in my estate

  • 18-01-2015 10:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Soooo im watching ross kemp on gangs from LA

    Ive decided my country estate needs a gang

    What kinda things will we do?

    I was thinking of taking protection/racket money fromthe postman,milkman and the nightline courir .maybe 100 notes a month

    What kinda guys should I recruit?

    A very small dude who is a bit tapped
    A fat dude who wears those over sized Football jerseys

    Any idea's ? You wanna be in my gang if your hard enough

    Oh any suggestions on a tattoo....maybe the one pam anderson has from barbed wire


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  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭cometogether




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    If you are getting tattoos go with the ones from Starship Troopers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88



    My first thought as well :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Run numbers. Have all the aul wans placing bets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Hang around the corners wearing hoodies shouting at people coming home with their shopping. Scratching your knob with your trousers tucked in to your socks.






























    Can I join?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Find a wall then sit on it,until the guards move yous on....then find another wall.....thugs4life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Come at me bro, see what happens.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    I wanna be in a gang can I be co-leader? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,505 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Charge people for their water usage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    You need about 6 young girls wearing big hoopy earings to drink cans of cider and smoke roll ups and shout foul language at one another and give everyone bjs in the alley.
    Also throw copious litter wherever your hanging.
    Oh and a staff bull terrier wearing a muzzle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    I wanna be in a gang can I be co-leader? :p

    You gotta earn respect, it can't just be given dude. What badass stuff you'all be doin l8tlee


    ya dig ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    bjork wrote: »
    You gotta earn respect, it can't just be given dude. What badass stuff you'all be doin l8tlee


    ya dig ?

    I let the air out of wheels like a pro


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    Build a tree house and hang around in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    I let the air out of wheels like a pro

    yo ass is in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy. welcome ta tha gang


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭porsche959


    What you need is a gang leader, a real cool dood like this fella.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I think for the initiation you will have to get your head shaved and then a x carved into your left ass cheek...once that x is there your in the gang 4ever..nobody leaves the gang..unless its in a body bag


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Just remember -GABOS. That's rule number One. The rest will follow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Find a wall then sit on it,until the guards move yous on....then find another wall.....thugs4life


    The law aint gunna touch us bro


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,116 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Tell me when your all ready, my one man gang is gonna come and kick your ass.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Mech1 wrote: »
    Tell me when your all ready, my one man gang is gonna come and kick your ass.


    Guna pop a cork in ur ass bro. #thugz4life


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Specialun wrote: »
    Guna pop a cork in ur ass bro. #thugz4life

    Fool - It's "gonna bang a cap on yer head", ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    mrsbyrne wrote: »
    You need about 6 young girls wearing big hoopy earings to drink cans of cider and smoke roll ups and shout foul language at one another and give everyone bjs in the alley.
    Also throw copious litter wherever your hanging.
    Oh and a staff bull terrier wearing a muzzle.


    I'm here. And I can round up 5 mates...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    will there be training involved? ideally id be looking for...

    6-7pm : Intimidation techniques Level 1
    7-8pm: effective Crowbar & screwdriver usage
    8 -8.30pm: Break for Tea and Mikado Biscuits
    8.30 - 9.30: Conflict resolution & anger management


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I'm here. And I can round up 5 mates...


    You want to be one of our hoe's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Can I be treasurer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Dibs the haaaard bastid on the bmx with headphones!!
    Can also keep sketch,transport 1tuff mudda on me stunt pegs for bakery robberys etc etc
    Oh and I own a celtic jersey....


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are you going to be the leader of the gang!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Specialun wrote: »
    The law aint gunna touch us bro

    187um killa



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Specialun wrote: »
    You want to be one of our hoe's

    I been hoein' for a while.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Do us all a favour and shoot yourself in the head accidently whilst playing with a firearm..........tonight.


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